tourism in somalia. anybody been?

[AlexBrown84]

sounds like an interesting place to go to get some dad lore

 

[Lookologist003]

Watch out for pirates if you go. I've heard rumors Somalis are looksmaxxing, and so they might steal your maxilla!

 

[AlexBrown84]

 

[TsarTsar444]

 

[Deleted member 52658]

Very undeveloped country

 

[Deleted member 52658]

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What's his size??

 

[AlexBrown84]

Very undeveloped country

nah

have you been?

 

[Deleted member 52658]

nah

have you been?

Yup
just look at the currency.

 

[Deleted member 52826]

 

[Deleted member 21899]

how tf people still reply to op when he is literally a gay embarassment

 

[Deleted member 43058]

Heard they have nice beaches

 

[Deleted member 52826]

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Imagine if he was a Chad jfl

 

[AlexBrown84]

Heard they have nice beaches

i want to go see where battle of mogadishu happened, try and fuck a somali girl, make bait content to get views from somalis, and go to somaliland

 

[AlexBrown84]

Yup
just look at the currency.

is it possible to slay there

 

[Deleted member 43058]

i want to go see where battle of mogadishu happened, try and fuck a somali girl, make bait content to get views from somalis, and go to somaliland

Stay safe they don’t play

 

[AlexBrown84]

once i leave the country i’m gonna make a yt video titled something like “my experience with somali women in mogadishu” . i know all the somalis will flock to that video if i say i fucked their women

 

[try2beme]

somali girls fog theyre a white bitch painted brown with a fat ass

 

[forevermirin]

once i leave the country i’m gonna make a yt video titled something like “my experience with somali women in mogadishu” . i know all the somalis will flock to that video if i say i fucked their women

even better you could fuck their men

 

[AlexBrown84]

somali girls fog theyre a white bitch painted brown with a fat ass

nah they foreheads too big

i’m only going there for content farming

 

[try2beme]

nah they foreheads too big

i’m only going there for content farming

Big forehead is a neotenous trait..
I forgot u liked men

 

[AlexBrown84]

Big forehead is a neotenous trait..
I forgot u liked men

ok black girls it’s ugly

on asian girls it’s hot

 

[SomaliMax]

If they find out ur gay, you will be executed on the spot. If I get word that ur in Somalia, I’ll send pic of u biting the Jewish nipple to the local warlords

 

[AlexBrown84]

If they find out ur gay, you will be executed on the spot. If I get word that ur in Somalia, I’ll send pic of u biting the Jewish nipple to the local warlords

waad ogtahay inaan ahay nus somali sax ah

 

[SomaliMax]

waad ogtahay inaan ahay nus somali sax ah

Google translate won’t save u nigga. We can spot a non Somali from a mile away

 

[AlexBrown84]

Google translate won’t save u nigga. We can spot a non Somali from a mile away

do you even speak somali lol

and i am half

 

[Deleted member 46404]

You'd literally be killed if they find out you're gay, but it's a decently nice country ngl, Pirates don't exist anymore and the only reason they ever existed was due to the illegal dumping done near the waters by other countries, and then they realized they can make money from this shit.

If you visit, stay safe, don't try to fuck the girls though

 

[SomaliMax]

do you even speak somali lol

and i am half

No tf ur not. And yes I do, I can tell by your features ur not Somali

 

[Steins]

remember to piratemaxx

many BBCs waiting for you

 

[AlexBrown84]

You'd literally be killed if they find out you're gay, but it's a decently nice country ngl, Pirates don't exist anymore and the only reason they ever existed was due to the illegal dumping done near the waters by other countries, and then they realized they can make money from this shit.

If you visit, stay safe, don't try to fuck the girls though

do you live in mogadishu? i need a guide

and what if i’m at a club and meet a girl there?

 

[Deleted member 46404]

do you live in mogadishu? i need a guide

and what if i’m at a club and meet a girl there?

Nah, there are no clubs lol its a muslim country? If you try to fuck the girls you'll legit get your ass beat, they dont like racemixing, I'd say just visit Kenya or Ethiopia instead.

 

[AlexBrown84]

Nah, there are no clubs lol its a muslim country? If you try to fuck the girls you'll legit get your ass beat, they dont like racemixing, I'd say just visit Kenya or Ethiopia instead.

i gót lots of matches on tinder mogadishu tho

what about the western somali girls that go there to visit their family?

 

[Deleted member 46404]

i gót lots of matches on tinder mogadishu tho

what about the western somali girls that go there to visit their family?

There's no such thing as tinder Mogadishu bro wtf show pics

Western Somali girls are in check with their parents and shit

 

[Deleted member 15067]

Nigga I think that’s the worst country on this planet

 

[AlexBrown84]

Google translate won’t save u nigga. We can spot a non Somali from a mile away

There's no such thing as tinder Mogadishu bro wtf show pics

Western Somali girls are in check with their parents and shit

do either of you lot live in mog or somalia in general? need some guys for a job

 

[Deleted member 20399]

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source? what happened after

 

[Deleted member 46404]

do either of you lot live in mog or somalia in general? need some guys for a job

No, but I frequently visit.

 

[AlexBrown84]

No, but I frequently visit.

come in January

Technical Difficulties

 

[Deleted member 48202]

If I find out ur in Somalia or any Muslim country I’ll send ur gay videos I’m gonna enjoy your beheading video

 

[AlexBrown84]

If I find out ur in Somalia or any Muslim country I’ll send ur gay videos I’m gonna enjoy your beheading video

i’ll force feed you pork

 

[Deleted member 48202]

i’ll force feed you pork

Do you wanna be dragged through the streets of Mogadishu like this American soldier

@sportsmogger @SomaliMax contact your uncles and warn them that a gay nigger wants to visit

 

[AlexBrown84]

Do you wanna be dragged through the streets of Mogadishu like this American soldier View attachment 2606149
@sportsmogger @SomaliMax contact your uncles and warn them that a gay nigger wants to visit

i will find trad wife

 

[GuyFromSingapore]

i will find trad wife

Somali women are hideous.

 

[Deleted member 32514]

sounds like an interesting place to go to get some dad lore

Its actually nicer than how movies portray it, but most people aren't that educated so u can't buy from local stores only big supermarkets with educated employees

 

[AlexBrown84]

Its actually nicer than how movies portray it, but most people aren't that educated so u can't buy from local stores only big supermarkets with educated employees

the poorer they are the more likely they will sell me information about the location of a terrorist

 

[Deleted member 32514]

the poorer they are the more likely they will sell me information about the location of a terrorist

Indeed, but the poorer they are the most likely won't understand English or foreign languages, cuz if they are poor they are most probably uneducated