tried to blackpill my dad, it backfired so hard

[user1728482728]

now hes mad and says I need to see a therapist for body dysmorphia

fucking retard cuck

 

[brainded]

Jfl what did you hope to gain from doing that

 

[Deleted member 3177]

I'll never get people who try to blackpill their parents. Worse than that, I'll never get people who try to get their parents into Stormfront tier racial diatribe

 

[Deleted member 7917]

"look up the top 20 things women look for in a male"

some bluepilled list from buzzfeed maybe

Serious autism though from you

 

[Deleted member 5349]

I’ve completely blackpilled my mom. She said she’d even pay for surgeries but she won’t cuz she knows my dad will find out and get angry. My dad is a gigabluepilled/redpilled boomer who thinks plastic surgery is for trannies/faggots

 

[user1728482728]

Jfl what did you hope to gain from doing that

He needs to give me money for bimax
Its his fault I never mewed as a kid and had forward head posture

 

[Deleted member 4430]

"I have a recessed maxilla, you think if you have recessed maxilla, would any girl want date you"

holy fuck, I cant.
Is that real?

 

[ShineBright]

Congrats, this is officially the most autistic post I've ever witnessed in my life

 

[Enfant terrible]

i talk with my therapist about blackpill stuff.

 

[Mr.cope]

My parents are too delusional to accept they made an ugly kid

 

[Deleted member 9003]

Now your parents think your autistic what did you gain from this

 

[Marsiere214]

dude i tried doing the same
ur a GOAT

 

[JustAFewMM]

Caged

 

[maxxedfalloutdweller]

now hes mad and says I need to see a therapist for body dysmorphia

fucking retard cuck

Is that your fucking sister in the back talking ??

 

[Marsiere214]

"I have a recessed maxilla"
"let me see"

 

[brainded]

So cringe couldn’t even listen to the whole thing

 

[St. Wristcel]

this is autism and I can tell ur incel just from your voice no need to check other genetics.
“I have a recessed maxilla”
”nobody sees it”

 

[ShineBright]

"Look up the top 20 things a woman looks for in a male"

I was 100% sure OP was going to say, "Oh, and ask fish how they want to be caught?"

 

[Tusseleif]

Cringe ngl

 

[Deleted member 5258]

low iq you need to start with meekspill not jawlinepill

 

[Deleted member 6111]

Now your parents think your autistic what did you gain from this

hopefully the treatment he so clearly needs

 

[softlysoftly]

"It's not body it's face"

 

[Deleted member 3177]

You should never show any discontent with your appearance in front of neurotypical people, because they instantly think that you are mentally ill, unless you're a woman. Now there is a stain on you forever

 

[softlysoftly]

How can you even talk about this stuff with your family without caging...

 

[Enfant terrible]

Everybody i talked about this atleast acknowledged that looks play a role.
Your dad is pretty delusional.

 

[Deleted member 6111]

"you think if you have a recessed maxilla..." oh my goodness ive listened to this five times and it gets me every time then he tries to blame his dad

seriously though this is one of the best things ive ever heard. really struggling with lockdown but this cheered me up so much. still laughing. thanks op !!

 

[softlysoftly]

Everybody i talked about this atleast acknowledged that looks play a role.
Your dad is pretty delusional.

Yeah people can accept that looks matter. But no father wants to have a conversation with his son about how his recessed maxilla is holding him back in life

 

[Rabbi]

Holy fuck this autism oh my god

 

[Enfant terrible]

Yeah people can accept that looks matter. But no father wants to have a conversation with his son about how his recessed maxilla is holding him back in life

Yeah there convo is kinda cringe

 

[Deleted member 6403]

U sound aspie big bruh

 

[ShineBright]

Not even Elliot fucking Rodger was this bad, your family sounds cooler than 99% of the rest of the world's & now you're making your dad regret not getting his vasectomy earlier

 

[Rabbi]

Also @Blackpillsuicide jfl at saying body doesn’t matter

 

[chadison]

I’ve completely blackpilled my mom. She said she’d even pay for surgeries but she won’t cuz she knows my dad will find out and get angry. My dad is a gigabluepilled/redpilled boomer who thinks plastic surgery is for trannies/faggots

Same except my dad wouldn't care tbh, he's not that bluepilled. But my mom agrees ab everything blackpill I say, although she does make good points now and then that looks arent EVERYTHING (they're like 50%, and really matter to the extent that you cross the "id fuck you" threshold w a foid.

 

[Alexanderr]

First rule of the blackpill. Don’t spread the blackpill.

 

[Alexanderr]

I can’t even listen to the full thing, I’m cringing.

 

[Beetlejuice]

I can't listen that shit

 

[Cali Yuga]

never talk to your parents about any internet shit

literally just smile at them and be nice and listen while they talk about their dog or the new tv show theyre watching or whatever

theres literally no upside youll just torture them and yourself and worst case theyll start to glitch out and fuck your life up

 

[Deleted member 3323]

"In the grand scheme of things? I think it matters about 0.9%" Jfl I dont know why thats so funny

 

[Lasko123]

My dad said he knows unattractive men with attractive gfs

 

[Deleted member 2100]

this nigga told his dad he has a recessed maxilla

 

[Timelessbrah]

This thread goes to the top threads of the week. the amount of caging I did earing that

don't even try to black pill people, just do it for yourself and let them cope until they can't no more.

 

[Deleted member 7901]

why would you do that lol, my mom did a rhinoplasty in her 20s and she's still bluepilled outside (ofc, every woman is aware of this, but they won't admit it), however the therapist part is weird since its pretty common for teenagers (even attractive ones) to think this type of shit

the autism is strong in this one

 

[Deleted member 9670]

How do you fags think this is ever a good idea?

 

[AlwaysHaveQuestions]

it's not the topic it's the execution
hope you're not actually this stupid and this is a skit

 

[Deleted member 7776]

Mine are the same.

 

[Deleted member 3073]

I'm fucking done

This is the post of the year

 

[Deleted member 10104]

great thread op i love you bro

if you ever need someone to talk to about serious shit hit me up. i know the struggle is real.

 

[Pumanator]

Why dont you workout?

 

[The Bleach Pill]

peak autism

 

[Deleted member 6892]

now hes mad and says I need to see a therapist for body dysmorphia

fucking retard cuck

“You think if you have a reccesed maxilla, any girl would wanna date you”
why the fuck did u think it was a good idea to say that to a boomer??
just show him pics of legit truecels And ask him whether they have a chance will women
there no way he says yes