Tried to escape the new years gym crowd, didn’t work

[Deleted member 318227]

The worst time to be a lifter, January. No matter when or where I go, the normies have invaded.

> I go to my apartment gym, almost always empty, can wear no shirt

> The door creaks open, I think it’s the wind

> I go to shut it, only to shut it on a middle aged woman’s faces

> I apologize and contemplate putting my shirt back on

> I don’t but decide not to yell on my exhales

> I put on my shirt, getting ready to leave

> I can’t find my keys

> While I’m looking around, I see the lady and her friend through the mirrors, reading my shirt

> I realize my shirt says “I love Dead Hookers” the name of my Dad’s old metal band.

> I find my keys and walk out the door, saying bye to mask my social anxiety.

 

[TheTD7]

I realize my shirt says “I love Dead Hookers” the name of my Dad’s old metal band.

 

[DrMd]

relatable, i hate when people look at me it must suck for u too

 

[Thad Castle]

The worst time to be a lifter, January. No matter when or where I go, the normies have invaded.

> I go to my apartment gym, almost always empty, can wear no shirt

> The door creaks open, I think it’s the wind

> I go to shut it, only to shut it on a middle aged woman’s faces

> I apologize and contemplate putting my shirt back on

> I don’t but decide not to yell on my exhales

> I put on my shirt, getting ready to leave

> I can’t find my keys

> While I’m looking around, I see the lady and her friend through the mirrors, reading my shirt

> I realize my shirt says “I love Dead Hookers” the name of my Dad’s old metal band.

> I find my keys and walk out the door, saying bye to mask my social anxiety.

not the new year crowds fault bro

 

[Deleted member 318227]

not the new year crowds fault bro

That I’m socially inept? Obviously.

 

[Thad Castle]

That I’m socially inept? Obviously.

working out with no shirt in a public gym is wild to me

 

[Deleted member 318227]

relatable, i hate when people look at me it must suck for u too

Most of the time it’s okay because they’re mirin. This time it was because I was an unaware retard.

 

[Deleted member 318227]

working out with no shirt in a public gym is wild to me

Well I’m not fat so it’s okay. My town is a beach town, I’ll walk into grocery stores with no shirt on in the summer.

 

[chudpiller]

Kinda crazy you even stepped out the door with that fit on tbf

 

[Thad Castle]

Well I’m not fat so it’s okay. My town is a beach town, I’ll walk into grocery stores with no shirt on in the summer.

makes a little more sense still ur fault for having that outrageous shirt

 

[DrMd]

Well I’m not fat so it’s okay. My town is a beach town, I’ll walk into grocery stores with no shirt on in the summer.

lucky mf, thats my dream