Tried to rope in prison today

[Dylan]

Hung a plastic bag off the smoke detector and put a chair down. Bag snapped tho. Left it there.

Got some attention and moved into a suite with a huge TV and my own PC.

They're getting a playstation for me now

Maybe this isn't so bad

 

[RichardSpencel]

Imagine this was an incel after going ER just chatting about blackpill and PlayStation like nothing happened

 

[Dylan]

Imagine this was an incel after going ER just chatting about blackpill and PlayStation like nothing happened

My name is Anders Behring Breivik

 

[Eriot Lodger]

Keep going, maybe they'll look you up indefinitely in a ward one who flew over the cuckoo's nest type shit

 

[Dylan]

Keep going, maybe they'll look you up indefinitely in a ward one who flew over the cuckoo's nest type shit

 

[Eriot Lodger]

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Do I look sexy?

 

[Deleted member 42240]

nice of them to let u use .org

 

[Dylan]

Do I look sexy?

Not even gonna bother mentioning all the failoes when you have poop colour anyway

 

[Dylan]

nice of them to let u use .org

All they know is that i'm on the computer

 

[Bojack]

Holy fek, what kind of ward is this tbh ?

 

[Dylan]

Holy fek, what kind of ward is this tbh ?

The spot i'm in is literally behind a door labeled ''Ward''

 

[Eriot Lodger]

Not even gonna bother mentioning all the failoes when you have poop colour anyway

I simple no would've sufficed ngl

 

[Dylan]

I simple no would've sufficed ngl

 

[Bojack]

The spot i'm in is literally behind a door labeled ''Ward''

lol neeguh they should have labeled the door “hotel”. Nigguz in the ward I went too never got a pc or a PlayStation lol

 

[the BULL]

Bro why you flew to a country without a travelling visa

 

[Dylan]

lol neeguh they should have labeled the door “hotel”. Nigguz in the ward I went too never got a pc or a PlayStation lol

I mean it's only a ps3 and they haven't even found the cables for it yet

 

[Deleted member 73697]

The spot i'm in is literally behind a door labeled ''Ward''

lucky when i was in the psych ward they only had shitty coloring sheets and puzzles

 

[Dylan]

Bro why you flew to a country without a travelling visa

I'm from the netherlands, i don't need one and i didn't even fly

 

[Dylan]

lucky when i was in the psych ward they only had shitty coloring sheets and puzzles

This is a prison psych ward

 

[Bojack]

I mean it's only a ps3 and they haven't even found the cables for it yet

PS3 ? Nvm bro “ward” is the correct label for where you are at. PS3 is 2007 tech bro

 

[the BULL]

I'm from the netherlands, i don't need one and i didn't even fly

Yes you do dumb fuck UK Is not in the EU anymore from Years lmao and now try to not do anymore dumb stuff i don't think they want you to get locked in for years

 

[Dylan]

PS3 ? Nvm bro “ward” is the correct label for where you are at. PS3 is 2007 tech bro

PS3 is from 2006 but it's a slim

 

[Dylan]

Yes you do dumb fuck UK

No you don't. Freedom of movement and visas are not the same thing.

 

[Bojack]

PS3 is from 2006 but it's a slim

I don’t give a fk if it was from 2006, that’s old ass shut bro !

 

[Dylan]

I don’t give a fk if it was from 2006, that’s old ass shut bro !

Ok but they said they had gta

 

[Bojack]

Ok but they said they had gta

GTA 5 ? I think there was a ps3 port for that

 

[Dylan]

UPDATE: THEY JUST GOT ME PIZZA AND FRIES

 

[Deleted member 22888]

yea ur not in prison boyo. Funny larp

 

[the BULL]

No you don't. Freedom of movement and visas are not the same thing.

I'm pretty sure you do. Do you think they locked you up by mistake?

 

[Dylan]

yea ur not in prison boyo. Funny larp

Typical UScel thinking everything is the US

 

[Dylan]

I'm pretty sure you do.

You don't?

Do you think they locked you up by mistake?

Yes, especially as the last report I've just received was full of wrong info.

 

[the BULL]

You don't?

Yes, especially as the last report I've just received was full of wrong info.

If you don't why the fuck did they lock you up?? Plus Bro you Need because they have no idea if you're going to stay, that's why there are travelling visas working visas etc for all they know you could have stayed there indefinitely

 

[6PSLcel]

My name is Anders Behring Breivik

mein bhai

 

[Dylan]

If you don't why the fuck did they lock you up?? Plus Bro you Need because they have no idea if you're going to stay, that's why there are travelling visas working visas etc for all they know you could have stayed there indefinitely

Hadn't even been there for a full day

 

[RichardSpencel]

lucky when i was in the psych ward they only had shitty coloring sheets and puzzles

Mfw only colouring sheets and no Nintendo switch

 

[Deleted member 32496]

larp

 

[Deleted member 32496]

i need 1500 posts so im just typing this

 

[Dylan]

larp

Not larp

 

[Deleted member 72710]

Not larp

What did you do

 

[Dylan]

What did you do

Immigration offense but it's bullshit i was just visiting uk (i'm from netherlands) and they arrested me at some random moment in town i didn't to anything like overstay (wasn't even a full day cage) or work or anything

i applied for release on vulnerable adults earlier, they declined, i saw the report, they used false dates and say i tried to enter many times and was caught entering illegally, this is bullshit

 

[Deleted member 72710]

If it’s true i feel sorry for you, how much you risk?

 

[Deleted member 73697]

Mfw only colouring sheets and no Nintendo switch


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mfw when no soymilk latte and watching wife get trained by bbc bull

 

[Deleted member 67869]

What country are you in