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Ah, yes, a time that will come to past. Last week's strike against the population was a success!

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When it's time, they'll use Strikecrowd's program and knock out selected grids, airports, bus/train networks, cellular satellites, cybersecurity companies, 911 centers, hospitals, local government agencies, LE, and traffic light networks. But first thing's first!

The Easter eggs are coming

Perhaps, they'll have their mainstream whores squirt articles about intelligence warning that moles from the PLA (People's Liberation Army of China) inside the USA might cause havoc during the upcoming election.

Makes sense, right? China's heavily concerned and invested in our petty, rigged elections? Not like the CPC (formerly known as the CCP) doesn't understand this government is parallel to theirs, except that our people are clueless and believe in a delusional dream: "You can be anyone!" Chinese folks know off the back they're fucked. If they want to make anything of themselves, lose the soul, lose emotions, toss family in front of a train, take from others, and kneel before the supreme communist faggots.

During the 2016 election, the Russians were dick-hard for our government's way of entertaining the people. However, if you were to ask a Russian government employee what they think about that, they'd probably say, "Eat my ass, or I eat yours? Or we both eat ass together!" Meaning, that would be retarded and make no sense whatsoever.

REGARDLESS! The people believe anything the TV says. But when the TV stops working, the people panic! They'll be jonesing for anything displayed on the TV. But yikes, electricity's a booger! In and out, in and out, in and out. We have lights! Uh-oh, no lights. Lights back on! Oh, boogers, back off. On! Damn it, off again.

"Tiss tiss tiss," said the old Dragon watching the people play in its piss.

 
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