Trucel Trait 1000

[Deleted member 261019]

I was this close to slaying to bad I haven't showered in a long time and dick and hygiene was terrible, my dick smells like ass bro all that fucking smegma, well I was about to fuck and she try's to give me head, all she is going in I already know im fucked because my dick stunk, she immediately said clean your dick bro, its fucking over i won't get another chance like that ever again

 

[Deleted member 261019]

@Gamerspyy786 @lurking truecel @Gengar

 

[ltnbrownacnecel]

I was this close to slaying to bad I haven't showered in a long time and dick and hygiene was terrible, my dick smells like ass bro all that fucking smegma, well I was about to fuck and she try's to give me head, all she is going in I already know im fucked because my dick stunk, she immediately said clean your dick bro, its fucking over i won't get another chance like that ever again

Tell her to eat ur dih cheese.

 

[Deleted member 261019]

Tell her to eat ur dih cheese.

shes not into that bruh fuck im so nasty

 

[Deleted member 261019]

I really need intense hygiene interventoin

 

[Gamerspyy786]

@Gamerspyy786 @lurking truecel @Gengar

HAHA WTF NIGGA COULDNT EVEN SHOWER BEFORE HAND IM DYING

 

[Deleted member 261019]

HAHA WTF NIGGA COULDNT EVEN SHOWER BEFORE HAND IM DYING

it is fucking over

 

[banku don]

aleast you ain't got phimosis

 

[Aconite]

Nigga are you serious??

 

[Deleted member 261019]

aleast you ain't got phimosis

i had it at some point

 

[Deleted member 261019]

Nigga are you serious??

Swear to GOD

 

[Aconite]

dawgggggg this is BAD

go take a shower rn

 

[BeanCelll]

Swear to GOD

 

[Aconite]

Swear to GOD

nooooo brooooooo noo

 

[Deleted member 261019]

dawgggggg this is BAD

go take a shower rn

i build up dick cheese fast

 

[Aconite]

i build up dick cheese fast

broo dudeeee nooo thats not how it works mannnnnn

I'm uncircumcised and I never ever get dih cheese because I scrub everywhere brooooo noooo broooo

 

[Deleted member 261019]

@shessonice

 

[Deleted member 261019]

broo dudeeee nooo thats not how it works mannnnnn

I'm uncircumcised and I never ever get dih cheese because I scrub everywhere brooooo noooo broooo

i was this close to fucking

 

[shessonice]

@shessonice

what u want me to say nigga i dont want the mental image of ur stinky dick in my head

 

[Deleted member 261019]

what u want me to say nigga i dont want the mental image of ur stinky dick in my head

 

[cjc]

If only you were chad
that smegma would be like a tasty dessert

 

[BeanCelll]

I was this close to slaying to bad I haven't showered in a long time and dick and hygiene was terrible, my dick smells like ass bro all that fucking smegma, well I was about to fuck and she try's to give me head, all she is going in I already know im fucked because my dick stunk, she immediately said clean your dick bro, its fucking over i won't get another chance like that ever again

Heads up pal, after all she was willing to suck it in the first place. Just shower next time or excuse yourself to go to the bathroom and make best of the little time you can spare with wet wipes.

 

[yesimog420]

shes not into that bruh fuck im so nasty

that means shes not the one for you a real girl would love to taste your cheesy delicacy

move on

 

[Deleted member 261019]

Heads up pal, after all she was willing to suck it in the first place. Just shower next time or excuse yourself to go to the bathroom and make best of the little time you can spare with wet wipes.

we were in the car

 

[yesimog420]

Heads up pal, after all she was willing to suck it in the first place. Just shower next time or excuse yourself to go to the bathroom and make best of the little time you can spare with wet wipes.

wep wipes

 

[lurking truecel]

Damn i remeber when i fucked a girl after being in the forest all day. And it stank so it hurt in my nose, but she still sucked it. Crazy work, she smelled kinda off to tho

 

[Deleted member 261019]

Damn i remeber when i fucked a girl after being in the forest all day. And it stank so it hurt in my nose, but she still sucked it. Crazy work, she smelled kinda off to tho

rancid i wish i showered would've had some head for the first time ina while

 

[Deleted member 261019]

@Just Blast

 

[lurking truecel]

rancid i wish i showered would've had some head for the first time ina while

Yea brutal

 

[LTNUser]

People tend to overlook hygiene before having sex
If you really want to make her obsessed with you then take care of your hygiene first
A girl will always get turned on by a fresh,nice smelling and clean dih(if only it is appealing enough)
Girls lose attraction once they see you don't take care of your dih
Make your dih so clean and amazing that she always thinks about your cock and gets instantly wet when you go naked infront of her
@registerfasterusing

 

[Neolithic Zagrosian]

I understand not cleaning yourself if you're a NEET who rots on the internet all day, but if you actually get into situations where you can have sex with girls, that should motivate you to take 10 minutes out of your fucking day to take a shower. Smelly fucking jeet, well deserved ban.