Truecel trait: allergies

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Istg only ND people have allergies.
So obviously I have every fucking allergy there is.
From nuts to fruits to hay fever to bee stings.
I literally have everything.


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Istg only ND people have allergies.
So obviously I have every fucking allergy there is.
From nuts to fruit to hay fever to bee stings.
I literally have everything.


@R1PPer @Epochs @Alias!
RS tbh.
 
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Opposite for me, almost everyone in my school either has hay fever or asthma, while my immune system mogs there's and can withstand anything.
 
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Asthma probably caused a lot of my failos yeah
 
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Istg only ND people have allergies.
So obviously I have every fucking allergy there is.
From nuts to fruits to hay fever to bee stings.
I literally have everything.


@R1PPer @Epochs @Alias!
Y no tag :feelswhat:
 
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Istg only ND people have allergies.
So obviously I have every fucking allergy there is.
From nuts to fruits to hay fever to bee stings.
I literally have everything.


@R1PPer @Epochs @Alias!
Part of the 1% losers of the genetic lottery 🥀💔
 
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Istg only ND people have allergies.
So obviously I have every fucking allergy there is.
From nuts to fruits to hay fever to bee stings.
I literally have everything.


@R1PPer @Epochs @Alias!
Thanks, I'm going to use this in a future argument.
 
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Istg only ND people have allergies.
So obviously I have every fucking allergy there is.
From nuts to fruits to hay fever to bee stings.
I literally have everything.


@R1PPer @Epochs @Alias!
Thankfully I don’t have any
 
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I was 10 seconds away from dying of a peanut allergy. First day on vacation, ate a protein bar, tongue became bbc, george floyd ahh breathe and boom I wake up in the most disgusting rat riddled hospital somewhere in the slums of greece.

Imagine that, living ur entire life just to die by a literal nut
My funeral woulda been a laughing stock
 
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if youre allergic to nuts, can you swallow semen??
 
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I was 10 seconds away from dying of a peanut allergy. First day on vacation, ate a protein bar, tongue became bbc, george floyd ahh breathe and boom I wake up in the most disgusting rat riddled hospital somewhere in the slums of greece.

Imagine that, living ur entire life just to die by a literal nut
My funeral woulda been a laughing stock
greece is so fye
 
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greece is so fye
It is but the hospitals are lowkey cooked
Taxi driver saved my ass tho, he rushed me to the hospital over speed limit, ran red lights. What a goat
 
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All my allergies disappeared, was plenty I had too
 
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Not only allergies, but also:

- Bad skin texture with many pimples in adolescence
- Predisposition to visual problems (myopia most common)
- Dandruff
- Large moles and sunburn very quickly
- Low hair density

Basically, everything that's not in this picture..

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But it is in these pictures..

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a bonafide narcissist i knew was allergic to everything... so maybe
 
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Allergies are a sign of an unhealthy mother or premature birth
 
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Not only allergies, but also:

- Bad skin texture with many pimples in adolescence
- Predisposition to visual problems (myopia most common)
- Dandruff
- Large moles and sunburn very quickly
- Low hair density

Basically, everything that's not in this picture..

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But it is in these pictures..

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Technically I need Vision correction for driving but I don’t use it because it’s such a failo. Hopefully I don’t get into an accident 😢
 
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Istg only ND people have allergies.
So obviously I have every fucking allergy there is.
From nuts to fruits to hay fever to bee stings.
I literally have everything.


@R1PPer @Epochs @Alias!
high Iq thread agreed
 
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Istg only ND people have allergies.
So obviously I have every fucking allergy there is.
From nuts to fruits to hay fever to bee stings.
I literally have everything.


@R1PPer @Epochs @Alias!
I haven't a single one. Mirin my chad genetics? :feelshah:
 
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