Truecel trait GTFIH FELLOW BLOATCELS

[predestined]

When you get so bloated night prior eating Goyslop you have to larp to your mom saying “i’ve been throwing up all night can’t go to class today” so you don’t see the judgemental hypergamous foids at SCHOOL

 

[predestined]

Might jus go to school and Jerk off in class tbh

 

[Helvetier]

Nice cope bro you look exactly the same before and after nobody notices a difference besides you (sorry for the trvth nuke)

 

[PoopyFartGamer]

Literally no one cares

 

[maximuslaid]

When you get so bloated night prior eating Goyslop you have to larp to your mom saying “i’ve been throwing up all night can’t go to class today” so you don’t see the judgemental hypergamous foids at SCHOOL

I always keep furosemide w me in case shit like this happens

 

[predestined]

I always keep furosemide w me in case shit like this happens

I like this… Where you source it boyo

 

[Tigermoggerlol]

When you get so bloated night prior eating Goyslop you have to larp to your mom saying “i’ve been throwing up all night can’t go to class today” so you don’t see the judgemental hypergamous foids at SCHOOL

I just wear a COVID mask lol

 

[maximuslaid]

I like this… Where you source it boyo

I literally just go to a pharmacy near my house and ask them for 1 pack of diuretics

Got them for like 1.5$ each

 

[predestined]

I just wear a COVID mask lol

How do you larp the reason for having it… Wearing a covid mask would make me seem like some fucking LIBERAL…

 

[Tigermoggerlol]

How do you larp the reason for having it… Wearing a covid mask would make me seem like some fucking LIBERAL…

I tell em I have a cold and don't wanna spread germs

 

[predestined]

I tell em I have a cold and don't wanna spread germs

Valid

 

[VohnnyBoy]

don’t listen to guys saying bloat is cope, if you’ve got wide and long zygos it’s very real. Lower carb intake, salt and bodyfat

 

[Sadist]

When you get so bloated night prior eating Goyslop you have to larp to your mom saying “i’ve been throwing up all night can’t go to class today” so you don’t see the judgemental hypergamous foids at SCHOOL

 

[predestined]

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Where does one buy this! In the USA

 

[Sadist]

Where does one buy this! In the USA

good question, for i am not in the us of a