Trumps' Secretary Kristi Noem is a Looksmaxxer. She's had insane amount of surgeries and ascended. Speculate on what she's had

[ZoomerPsycho]

In 2014

In 2025

 

[ZoomerPsycho]

In 2014 she was in 43 years old. In 2025 she is 54 years old for context

Wonder what she got done. She used to look like some grandma you'd run into church. Now she looks like a OnlyFans model

 

[william.]

lower bleph, fillers and better makeup probably

 

[asdvek]

It's called "adrenochrome"

 

[asdvek]

Wonder what she got done

Well yeah I'll tell you what she did

Adrenochrome

 

[Deleted member 139731]

In 2014

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In 2025

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rhino, botox, lasers, bleph, facelift maybe??

 

[vermicel]

open rhinoplasty

lower blepharoplasty

brow lift

face lift

a shitload of fillers & botox

new veneers

fake eyelashes

hoe cake-up


When seen from a distance, she definitely looks younger than her actual age. But kinda gross too. Even more so upon closer inspection. Must be the hooker's heavy make-up, and the poor skin texture that still shows underneath. Bitch needs more laser treatments and tretinoin (or whatever else beats it).

 

[zaebalsya]

hella fillers

 

[lurking truecel]

hella fillers

Bogdanoff

 

[ZoomerPsycho]

bump

 

[ZoomerPsycho]

bump

 

[ZoomerPsycho]

bump

 

[CkldPsycho]

they call it the mar a lago face, its mainly just tons of fillers and make up

 

[geenk worg]

Prostmaxxing.

 

[Deleted member 80642]

Looks terrible

Pillowfacemaxxed

 

[monecel]

She looks 10 years younger 10 years later

Looks terrible

Pillowfacemaxxed

 

[vermicel]

they call it the mar a lago face, its mainly just tons of fillers and make up

Overdoing fillers is such a looksmin.

For comparison, here's the top result of this week on r/plasticsurgery, featuring a foid of the same age (55 yo). She probably has had as many procedures done as Kristi Noem, but she didn't abuse fillers (she still got some in the lips and maybe elsewhere).

Procedures done : facelift (deep plane), neck lift, upper blepharoplasty, mid browlift, lipo jowls, lip fillers
Cost : $17K (all procedures combined)
Surgeon : Dr Scott Smith in Columbus, Ohio

Another top result found on Reddit, showing a foid in her mid 50s as well.

Procedures done : facelift, browlift, fat grafting, revision rhino
Cost : $30-50K
Surgeon : Adrian E. House, San Francisco

The fat has been placed in the cheeks, undereyes, and chin (cost of this procedure alone : $8K).

That's how you rejuvenate old foids without transforming them into repulsive toad-faced hookers.