SpeedySnail
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Looksmaxx is just one big cope to help social anxious kids that can't get laid believe in something and cope.
Astrology offers:
The illusions of control over outcomes
Complex terminology
Charts, measurements, archtypes
Explanations and excuses for failure.
Hmm.... what does this remind you of?
Looksmaxxing offers:
The illusions of control over outcomes (I'll just start bonesmashing bro! that will get me laid. I'll just start using retionol! that will get me laid! Surely these black market peptides will get me laid now fs fs fs!
Complex terminology: Positive canthal tilt. Negative Orbital Vector. Midface ratio. PSL rating. Volcel. Mentalcel. Ascension. Softmaxxing. Hardmaxxing etc.
Charts, measurements, archtypes: Facial Tier charts (LTN/MTN/HTN/Chadlite). SMV Curve. Facial Ratios. Canthal tilt degrees. Nasolabial angle etc etc.
Explanations and excuses for failure: "Bro I can't get laid because my canthal tilt is 2 degrees off! Nothing I can do! Surely its not me being socially awkward and never trying to practice talking to woman. Time to shit post on looksmax.org all day!"
When a girl has a bad date she'll say some shit like "Mercury is in retrograde). Looksmaxxer men do the same shit. When you get rejected you say "Damn my midface ratio was off bro i'm not chad enough for her on the PSL rankings im a MTN at best I need to bonesmash to ascend my astrolo... uhhh I mean PSL ranking to HTN then I will surely get the stacy!"
The point is Woman look to astrology to reinterpret reality to fit their "belief" system and protect their egos. You are ALL doing the same thing. Think about when someone posts their face on looksmaxxing questions: the replies instantly give them their astrologiy sign (PSL ranking) and make assumptions about them (same shit as astrology).
Here's the truth nuke hope pill brahs: You can all start getting creamy pussy RTFN. You just need slight softmaxxing (good hygiene, haircut, basic skincare so you don't have acne, and decent clothes) confidence, and just BEING YOURSELF AROUND WOMAN. yes BEING YOURSELF is the ultimate advice. If you can't get woman being yourself it means you are acting like an incel and need to start doing things to build your masuclinity. Like going outside, getting a job, doing physical sports etc.
TRUTH = NUUUUKE
Astrology offers:
The illusions of control over outcomes
Complex terminology
Charts, measurements, archtypes
Explanations and excuses for failure.
Hmm.... what does this remind you of?
Looksmaxxing offers:
The illusions of control over outcomes (I'll just start bonesmashing bro! that will get me laid. I'll just start using retionol! that will get me laid! Surely these black market peptides will get me laid now fs fs fs!
Complex terminology: Positive canthal tilt. Negative Orbital Vector. Midface ratio. PSL rating. Volcel. Mentalcel. Ascension. Softmaxxing. Hardmaxxing etc.
Charts, measurements, archtypes: Facial Tier charts (LTN/MTN/HTN/Chadlite). SMV Curve. Facial Ratios. Canthal tilt degrees. Nasolabial angle etc etc.
Explanations and excuses for failure: "Bro I can't get laid because my canthal tilt is 2 degrees off! Nothing I can do! Surely its not me being socially awkward and never trying to practice talking to woman. Time to shit post on looksmax.org all day!"
When a girl has a bad date she'll say some shit like "Mercury is in retrograde). Looksmaxxer men do the same shit. When you get rejected you say "Damn my midface ratio was off bro i'm not chad enough for her on the PSL rankings im a MTN at best I need to bonesmash to ascend my astrolo... uhhh I mean PSL ranking to HTN then I will surely get the stacy!"
The point is Woman look to astrology to reinterpret reality to fit their "belief" system and protect their egos. You are ALL doing the same thing. Think about when someone posts their face on looksmaxxing questions: the replies instantly give them their astrologiy sign (PSL ranking) and make assumptions about them (same shit as astrology).
Here's the truth nuke hope pill brahs: You can all start getting creamy pussy RTFN. You just need slight softmaxxing (good hygiene, haircut, basic skincare so you don't have acne, and decent clothes) confidence, and just BEING YOURSELF AROUND WOMAN. yes BEING YOURSELF is the ultimate advice. If you can't get woman being yourself it means you are acting like an incel and need to start doing things to build your masuclinity. Like going outside, getting a job, doing physical sports etc.
TRUTH = NUUUUKE
