Tutorial on how to convince your parents to get you peptides or that peptides aren’t so bad after all (depends what type of parents you have)

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A lot of parents specifically moms are very opposed to the idea of steroids and other such stuff for no apparent reason other than them having heard fake information on the internet or lifestyle propaganda

Uninformed people like parents usually put ozempic and steroids and drugs and whatever else you wanna say kinda in the same group of BAD substances that you should stay away from without even knowing the difference

Important things to say are that

1. peptides and steroids are not remotely the same, steroids force growth hormone and testosterone into your body whilst peptides signal your body to make more of these hormones instead of brute forcing it
(everyone kinda already knows this but idc)

2. Many and i mean MANY female beauty products contain peptides mostly in “hair growth serums” and just skin products in general without really telling the buyer about it but you can almost always find them lurking in the ingredients section
(These are ofcourse topical peptides and not ones you have to pin but they are still peptides)

3. Slowly get them used to the idea instead of dumping it all at once on them, randomly bring peptides up in conversation when it fits and explain what they are, then like a week later you tell them more. Its kinda like slowly increasing the temperature of a pot so the crabs dont notice their being boiled alive

4. Peptides arent some new thing just uncovered by scientists they have virtually no long term side effects (discovered yet) and they have been around for a while for example Ozempic which is a peptide that mimics GLP-1 and it has been around for a while.

5. No peptides are NOT banned by the fda they just havent been approved yet and thats why they are illegal, it has been said that a lot of peptides might get approved somewhere next year in 2027 but thats not 100% and they have actually already gone into clinical trials

6. Make your parents think your smart and trustworthy, if your parents think your dumb they wont take you seriously and will just brush it off and think you just watched some buff guy on the internet spouting random nonsense and that its just a phase

7. Always be informed and do your own research. of course your parents will have questions and if you do not know the answers to them its a dead giveaway you have no idea what your talking about
before telling your parents about it you should rehearse the kind of questions you think your parents are gonna ask and research the answers beforehand so you sont look like an idiot

8. (Tip for smart people)
If you are good at being discrete you can always pull up your phone mid sneakily and chatgpt the answers but this is a little bit pf a risky move if your parents dont trust ai

9. idfk what else to write ill just add it later and act like its been here all along
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Note: this is ofcourse if your telling your parents
 
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just dont tell hem dumb fuck
 
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Have you tried not being a 12 year old?
 
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Well u see the problem is my dad had a meathead friend who was on shit tons of roids then beat his wife to death
So I dont think im gonna be able to convince him tbh
And he doesn't know the difference between 1g tren and reta
 
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Well u see the problem is my dad had a meathead friend who was on shit tons of roids then beat his wife to death
So I dont think im gonna be able to convince him tbh
And he doesn't know the difference between 1g tren and reta
hmm maybe pinky promise him you wont get a wife
 
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Well u see the problem is my dad had a meathead friend who was on shit tons of roids then beat his wife to death
ah wtf ur dads friend is cool asf
 
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Grievous said:
Well u see the problem is my dad had a meathead friend who was on shit tons of roids then beat his wife to death
 
ah wtf ur dads friend is cool asf
All his fault my dad goes insane the second he hears of a needle
He would probably kill me if he found my shit then justify it by saying 'if I didnt kill him he would've killed someone'
 
A lot of parents specifically moms are very opposed to the idea of steroids and other such stuff for no apparent reason other than them having heard fake information on the internet or lifestyle propaganda

Uninformed people like parents usually put ozempic and steroids and drugs and whatever else you wanna say kinda in the same group of BAD substances that you should stay away from without even knowing the difference

Important things to say are that

1. peptides and steroids are not remotely the same, steroids force growth hormone and testosterone into your body whilst peptides signal your body to make more of these hormones instead of brute forcing it
(everyone kinda already knows this but idc)

2. Many and i mean MANY female beauty products contain peptides mostly in “hair growth serums” and just skin products in general without really telling the buyer about it but you can almost always find them lurking in the ingredients section
(These are ofcourse topical peptides and not ones you have to pin but they are still peptides)

3. Slowly get them used to the idea instead of dumping it all at once on them, randomly bring peptides up in conversation when it fits and explain what they are, then like a week later you tell them more. Its kinda like slowly increasing the temperature of a pot so the crabs dont notice their being boiled alive

4. Peptides arent some new thing just uncovered by scientists they have virtually no long term side effects (discovered yet) and they have been around for a while for example Ozempic which is a peptide that mimics GLP-1 and it has been around for a while.

5. No peptides are NOT banned by the fda they just havent been approved yet and thats why they are illegal, it has been said that a lot of peptides might get approved somewhere next year in 2027 but thats not 100% and they have actually already gone into clinical trials

6. Make your parents think your smart and trustworthy, if your parents think your dumb they wont take you seriously and will just brush it off and think you just watched some buff guy on the internet spouting random nonsense and that its just a phase

7. Always be informed and do your own research. of course your parents will have questions and if you do not know the answers to them its a dead giveaway you have no idea what your talking about
before telling your parents about it you should rehearse the kind of questions you think your parents are gonna ask and research the answers beforehand so you sont look like an idiot

8. (Tip for smart people)
If you are good at being discrete you can always pull up your phone mid sneakily and chatgpt the answers but this is a little bit pf a risky move if your parents dont trust ai

9. idfk what else to write ill just add it later and act like its been here all along
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Note: this is ofcourse if your telling your parents
DNR - you don't tell your parents at all dumb fuck. So many ways to make sure they don't find out, just don't be lazy, and be smart when going about it.
 
you dont tell your parents retard. Get a mini fridge and store your peptides in ur room
 
Mine take them too.
 
my parents would js laugh in my fucking face gng:feelskek:
 
I did something similar now my parents supply me with money for cycles and peptides and I didn t have to buy a mini fridge
 

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