Twas the night before FUOTY

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Aryan Incel

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Twas the night before FUOTY, no Christmas in sight,
Just Accutane drying my lips overnight.
Not a pore was escaping, not one little blemish,
Skin purging like demonsโ€”commitment was blemishless.

The syringes were nestled all snug in their tray,
While visions of delt caps grew larger each day.
The roids in the fridge, labeled neat by the week,
โ€œJust TRT,โ€ weโ€™d say, with a totally straight cheek.

The surgeons on standby, deposits all sent,
Jaw, nose, and hairlineโ€”every dollar well spent.
Bandages folded, recovery planned,
Face wrapped like a gift from a scalpel-wielding hand.

Mewing through swelling, ice packs on the face,
Trusting the process, respecting the pace.
From turkey to macros, from cocoa to whey,
Christmas was canceledโ€”FUOTYโ€™s the day

@enchanted_elixir @ybuyhgui @Hernan @TechnoBoss @Volksstaffel
 
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High quality
 
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Hilarious to be honest.
 
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Deserve the award just for this post tbh
 
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