Psychophilly
Oxytocin explosion
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one of them starts smashing bones but the other one just stands. first guy says "what are you doing man? start smashing, remember? we are two bonshamshers ".
second guy says " so what? i don't want to bonesmash in public. there is time and place for everything"
-"cope, we are bonesmashers and we smash bones. thats who we are, now don't you sit and there and watch me bleed in the jaw, start smashing".
"dude, i'm not even bonesmasher. i just wanted to get in the bar. stop bothering me we are not friends"
-"I left my wife, to be a bonesmasher with you. don't you play act on me now."
"wtf man, you bonsmash to be better looking to get chicks. why you bonesmashing when u have a wife"
he started getting drunk and depressed. he sat in the bar alone drinking When a girl in the bar Walked up beside him And this is what she said
She said, a woman came by
With a letter for you
And this is what the letter said
Dear, John, please, Johnny
Please come home
I need your love and
The kids, they gotta be fed
And John, if you don't
Hurry back, I'll be gone
Yes, that's what the letter said
The letter that Johnny bonesmasher read.
second guy says " so what? i don't want to bonesmash in public. there is time and place for everything"
-"cope, we are bonesmashers and we smash bones. thats who we are, now don't you sit and there and watch me bleed in the jaw, start smashing".
"dude, i'm not even bonesmasher. i just wanted to get in the bar. stop bothering me we are not friends"
-"I left my wife, to be a bonesmasher with you. don't you play act on me now."
"wtf man, you bonsmash to be better looking to get chicks. why you bonesmashing when u have a wife"
he started getting drunk and depressed. he sat in the bar alone drinking When a girl in the bar Walked up beside him And this is what she said
She said, a woman came by
With a letter for you
And this is what the letter said
Dear, John, please, Johnny
Please come home
I need your love and
The kids, they gotta be fed
And John, if you don't
Hurry back, I'll be gone
Yes, that's what the letter said
The letter that Johnny bonesmasher read.
