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When I was 14 I was drinking vodka with 2 girls, both of them were mtbs but they were hot and their tits just started to grow. Anyway one had blue eyes and black hair and the other was blonde (I can't remember her eye color). I can't remember which one I first started to kiss (french kissing, lasted long) and when we stoped the second one started doing the same to me. I was also touching both of their pussies and ass (not on the skin, over their sweatpants) and their tits (i slipped my hand under their shirts so it was on the skin and played with their nipples). It was nice but here is the problem. I started becaming a giant mentalcel right around that time (smokin nigger weed accelerated my illness fast). So my advice to you is to not be mentally ill. Also this is a humble brag
 
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So we just lying now ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”
 
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When I was 14 I was drinking vodka with 2 girls, both of them were mtbs but they were hot and their tits just started to grow. Anyway one had blue eyes and black hair and the other was blonde (I can't remember her eye color). I can't remember which one I first started to kiss (french kissing, lasted long) and when we stoped the second one started doing the same to me. I was also touching both of their pussies and ass (not on the skin, over their sweatpants) and their tits (i slipped my hand under their shirts so it was on the skin and played with their nipples). It was nice but here is the problem. I started becaming a giant mentalcel right around that time (smokin nigger weed accelerated my illness fast). So my advice to you is to not be mentally ill. Also this is a humble brag
I swear the average .org user is a Chad. I alone am an incel. Even that schizo @_MVP_ fucked a foid in the ass today or yesterday.
 
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I alone am an incel
I lost my virginity to a prostitute this year. I'm 23. If I didn't hop on meds a few years ago I would still be a virgin
 
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I didn't fuck them, didn't even thi k about fucking them. I was retarded as fuck I wish I could return the time and have them both at the same time
 
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Tell me where you got that pasta from dawg
 
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I lost my virginity to a prostitute this year. I'm 23. If I didn't hop on meds a few years ago I would still be a virgin
How did it go with the prostitute? Was it awkward? I also want to do that this year.
 
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What mental illness you have?
Diagnosed extreme social anxiety, general anxiety, ocd, depression. Maybe I even have some sort of autism but I don't want to test for that, I don't want to have it written somewhere that I'm autistic. Maybe I even have something from the schizo spectrum, bit when I come to my psych I just say give me my pills for anxiety and ocd and that's it
 
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How did it go with the prostitute? Was it awkward? I also want to do that this year.
It wasn't akward since I'm not that socially retarded since I hoped on meds a few years ago. I also pretended in my head that I already fucked women lol and said to the prostitute that this is my first time that I pay for sex (so she thinks I'm a chad that has sex regulary๐Ÿคฃ)
 
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How did it go with the prostitute? Was it awkward? I also want to do that this year.
It wasn't akward since I'm not that socially retarded since I hoped on meds a few years ago. I also pretended in my head that I already fucked women lol and said to the prostitute that this is my first time that I pay for sex (so she thinks I'm a chad that has sex regulary๐Ÿคฃ)
She maybe read me do lol since I sucked at fucking her ahhahahaa. Bjt that first blowjob in my life was kino as fuck, I liked it more than sex
 
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She maybe read me do lol since I sucked at fucking her ahhahahaa. Bjt that first blowjob in my life was kino as fuck, I liked it more than sex
I am debating paying a prostitute vs just becoming a wizzard since I am 29 yo now. What is the point of that now? Last chance was 10 years ago not now.
 
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Diagnosed extreme social anxiety, general anxiety, ocd, depression. Maybe I even have some sort of autism but I don't want to test for that, I don't want to have it written somewhere that I'm autistic. Maybe I even have something from the schizo spectrum, bit when I come to my psych I just say give me my pills for anxiety and ocd and that's it
I am severely mentaly ill too and I am off my meds. Over.
 
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I swear the average .org user is a Chad. I alone am an incel. Even that schizo @_MVP_ fucked a foid in the ass today or yesterday.
We are on a forum where people do not post evidence.
 
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I am debating paying a prostitute vs just becoming a wizzard since I am 29 yo now. What is the point of that now? Last chance was 10 years ago not now.
I'd advise you to do it, in my case it really relaxed me (especially that moment when she first put my cock in her mouth, every muscle in my body relaxed like never before). Go for it, if you want advice since you're in Serbia you would probably go to the same web page that I used so I can help you tell apart scams from the real deal.
 
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We are on a forum where people do not post evidence.
Only evidence I have of that is that I still after almost 10 years have their both mobile phone numbers. They probably don't have mine do lol
 
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I am debating paying a prostitute vs just becoming a wizzard since I am 29 yo now. What is the point of that now? Last chance was 10 years ago not now.
Why taste the mere frosting of the cake when you will hunger for the full slice? Knowing you will never have it.
 
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Only evidence I have of that is that I still after almost 10 years have their both mobile phone numbers. They probably don't have mine do lol
Manchild. Move on.
 
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I don't care about them, I jjst have their mobile phone numbers since I never changed my number or sim so it all stayed there
You do not care yet you remember so vividly.
 
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We were talking aboit being 14 in some other thread and I just rememberd this. Those were my glory years...
Brutal. Mine were when I was 10 to 11. The miserable xbox, how it helped me cope.
 
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I'd advise you to do it, in my case it really relaxed me (especially that moment when she first put my cock in her mouth, every muscle in my body relaxed like never before). Go for it, if you want advice since you're in Serbia you would probably go to the same web page that I used so I can help you tell apart scams from the real deal.
I think it will open my eyes to how much I am missing out on and make me even more depressed. But I should do it, hiding in the comfort of your ignorance and cope is pussy behaviour. Taste pussy Panzram and despair knowing you wasted your youth not getting any. Maybe it will finaly push me over the edge.
 
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I think it will open my eyes to how much I am missing out on and make me even more depressed. But I should do it, hiding in the comfort of your ignorance and cope is pussy behaviour. Taste pussy Panzram and despair knowing you wasted your youth not getting any. Maybe it will finaly push me over the edge.
I'll come back to the thread later I have to go ruฤat. If you have any questions about it hit me up if you want.
 
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Okay, thanks! From this point forward, I will no longer be mentally ill.

And so Big Jim announced to the cult he would no longer be mentally ill. However, ugh, his mental illness couldn't resist narrating this moment of clarity.
 
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Okay, thanks! From this point forward, I will no longer be mentally ill.

And so Big Jim announced to the cult he would no longer be mentally ill. However, ugh, his mental illness couldn't resist narrating this moment of clarity.
I'm glad I helped
 
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I'm glad I helped
After Big Jim reacted with lovey-dovey eyes to the energetic person's appreciation, he pondered to himself, "Is this motherfucker mocking me?" Ah, yes, the paranoia trickled from his neurotransmitter as the dopamine increased in size.
 
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