TYPES OF WESTERNERS FROM THE PERSPECTIVE OF AN ASIAN (CAGEFUEL) (EVERYONE GTFIH)

[obontw]

Emma Myers looks like a kid

dude there used to be this retarded larper who loved Emma Myers on this forum. wonder what happened to him

160cmcurry? hes on neets.net

 

[evs1201]

Read like 80%.
Didn't know you see whites as Americans.

they are

 

[fantamaxxer]

they are

ik but not every white is american

 

[Whiteboard7]

The prejudiced European middle-aged white guy

I was clearly invited to this gathering, but this asshole stares at me like I'm some uninvited intruder.
That "Who the hell is this guy and why is he here?" expression—fucking infuriating.
Instead of asking me directly, he goes to someone else and whispers, "Who’s that guy?"

The white girl who ends up sitting next to me by chance

If I stay quiet because my English isn't great, she goes, "Come on, tell us something about your country~" while looking blatantly bored.
When I stammer through an answer, she listens with that goddamn face.
Afterward, we only ever do small talk when we run into each other and never actually become friends.
View attachment 4446490
The crazy neighborhood thug with a slight Hispanic vibe

Every time he sees me: "Hey! A real man has to try this!" and some bullshit like that.
He forces strong whiskey on me in broad daylight; when I cough, he laughs his ass off like it's hilarious.
In his eyes, Asians = underdeveloped boys, so he keeps putting me through these "manhood tests"—it's seriously annoying.
All while hitting on me asking if I have a sister—typical American horny forty-something creep.

"Get the fuck away from my car, you Chinese bastard"


He actually keeps an AR-15-style rifle in his trunk.
When I protest that I'm from South Korea and we're also at odds with China, he snaps, "It's all the same shit, you all look alike," blames me, and walks off.

The guys at work who trash-talk their Asian boss behind his back during lunch break outside

"This is an insurance company, not a pho restaurant" — that kind of crap, giggling like idiots.
Then one of them mentions noodles, suddenly gets hungry, and the whole group instantly decides on Chinese takeout. Unreal.
And there's always that one rat hiding, recording the conversation to snitch to the boss later.

The depressed artsy college kid

Always rambling about "creativity" and shit, but really only thinking about getting laid.
If there's a short, edgy Asian girl on campus (nose piercing, makes provocative art), he approaches, sleeps with her nonstop, then draws the sex acts and almost gets expelled for exhibiting them.
Title of the piece: "Womb from an Exotic Land"

View attachment 4446493
The worn-out single mom/unwed mother

Blows all her government assistance on cigarettes and booze every time.
Stressed out and irritable 24/7, always ready for a fight.
The moment an Asian person cuts in line at the store, she thinks jackpot and starts yelling "Go back to your country!" "This is America!" until staff kick her out.
Even when people film it on their phones and it goes viral as a "Karen" reel, she couldn't care less.

View attachment 4446495
View attachment 4446496
The trio of low-IQ white dudes

When they're drunk and spot an Asian, they make those faces and start following you.
They keep tailing until you react; if you ask what's wrong, they just laugh among themselves.
They only make faces and follow—no actual harassment you can report.
Luckily, they don't follow all the way home.

View attachment 4446497
The pathetic drug addict


Squatting somewhere; the second he sees me, he shoves his face in mine begging for money.
Even after I say "No money! No money!" thirty times, he doesn't get it.
Then starts chanting "Konnichiwa! Nihao! Annyeonghaseyo!" like a broken record.
If you just walk away, he gives up and shuffles back to his spot—kind of pitiful, actually.

View attachment 4446513
The annoying bitch you often see on the subway


When an Asian gets on, she keeps sneaking glances.
The moment our eyes meet, a normal person would at least smile.
But she just keeps staring with that disgusting expression.

The ogre guy at the gym

So hairy his hair reaches his ass—looks like a total beast.
Huge build, but acts all coy and flirty—gives you the creeps.
Poses as a family man, but probably a criminal who brutally rapes Asian men.
Never accept protein from a guy like this.

View attachment 4446498
The old manlet white dude at the boxing gym

Tough as nails for his size, but the moment he sees me, he starts some kind of initiation test.
"Jackie Chan? Bruce Lee?" — that bullshit, laughing with his buddies.
These racial slurs are annoying as hell, but if you swallow it and keep showing up, he eventually respects you inwardly and teaches you properly.

View attachment 4446502
Never associate with anyone who has this face

There's probably an Asian woman buried in his front yard.

View attachment 4446517
The annoying white foid who doesn't realize she's racist

If a pale-skinned Asian takes a photo, she 100% assumes it's filtered.
She rants about how sad it is that Asians get plastic surgery to look white.
If you dye your hair, "Ohhh, love your natural black hair, Love yourself!"
She has this hypocritical skill: any time you act "not Asian enough," she frames you as a brainwashed victim of white society.

The yellow fever creep who only dates Asian women


Has pedophilic tendencies; dreams of moving to Thailand to mess around with teens.
Yet weirdly gets off watching Blacked porn.
When he rarely sees an Asian guy with a white woman, it bothers him all day.
He frequents Asian massage parlors, gets serviced, and even when a 60-year-old grandma lies about being 30, he's too pussy to call it out.

The Koreaboo fangirl obsessed with K-pop and K-dramas

Her excessive "kindness" toward Asians is so over-the-top it's cringey.
Especially with Koreans—she jumps around screaming "Oppa! Aigo!" and nonsense.
Asks if you know some obscure male idol (really fishing whether you're close to him).
Claims Korean guys are the best, but when she visits Korea and sees everyone "looks Chinese," she's disappointed.
If she dates a Korean guy, she cheats nonstop, jumping to the next one.
Recommend Oldboy or Memories of Murder because she "likes Korean culture"? She'll never watch them.
After about five years, she quits the fandom and pretends to be normal.

View attachment 4446504
The mean girl who bullies shy Asian girls at school

"Huh? What? Can't understand your accent."
But when Mexican girls mix in Spanish, she's perfectly fine understanding them (scared of getting jumped).
Claims she dislikes the Asian girl for being shy, not for being Asian—self-delusion.
In reality, she's a major reason Asians grow up timid, but she's clueless.

View attachment 4446503
The weirdo who goes "Awoo awoo!!" alone during breaks

Suddenly sticks her tongue out in Asian kids' faces or surprise-hugs them—bizarre behavior.
Can't tell if she likes Asians or is just toying with them.
Her Instagram is full of stupid faces, retro anime GIFs, and captions mixing Korean and Japanese.
She posts photos of Asian kids at school without permission, thinking it's "cool."
Surprisingly not on drugs; big Attack on Titan fan.

The guy who posts racist stuff on 4chan's politics board daily


Always listening to "Remove Kebab" or "What the Black Says" through his headphones.
"Saved" by Japanese anime, so he's lenient toward Asians but hates Muslims, Blacks, and Jews mostly.
His hobby is hate-commenting from burner accounts.
Once accidentally posted "NIGGER" from his main—got mobbed by Black kids at lunch, group-beaten, and forced to apologize.
All the other minorities just watched—rare chance to beat up a white guy, no one wanted to miss it.

View attachment 4446528
The redneck girl from rural southern U.S.

Her evil hobby: lures Asians into the woods, then with her white friends dumps them into the river.
Livestreams it on Instagram, shares with friends, laughs hysterically.
Does all that but never misses Sunday church—zero conscience.
Lives in such a remote shithole (hour drive to a supermarket), bored out of her mind, so they just gangbang endlessly.
If she lives in Alabama, 100% has done incest with siblings.

View attachment 4446506
British or German grandma

For having lived so long, acts super amazed like she's seeing this subhuman race we call Asians for the first time.
Senile old bitch asks "Which colony are you from?" or "Can I touch your eyelids?"
Living museum of the Nazi era or British Empire.


View attachment 4446508
Redneck driving by in the American South yelling "Hey! Chink!" to start shit

And for some reason, their wives are always obese.

View attachment 4446507
This one's always been bullied for being fat, so she can't discriminate against others

Constantly harassed, depressed, has social anxiety.
If anyone shows the slightest kindness, cries tears of gratitude regardless of race.
Later gets a Black boyfriend who's into BBW and has tons of sex.

View attachment 4446536
The guy who awkwardly steps in when he sees an Asian getting bullied

"H-Hey...!! Isn't that enough already...?!"
But if the bullies tell him to fuck off, he gets scared and leaves.
Still has a conscience—calls the police afterward.

View attachment 4446509
The one who usually hangs with whites but sometimes with Asians too

Often bonds over studying together in the library and chatting.
Secretly thinks it's practice for meeting Asians in college.
Always invites you over to play Mario Kart or Smash Bros.

View attachment 4446512
Classic teacher face

When your English is broken, listens calmly with that expression to the end.
Then praises how much your English has improved.
But still gives you C's and D's—bitch.

View attachment 4446511
The self-hating Asian woman who idolizes whites and mocks Asian men

Roasts Asian guys for being ugly and having small dicks.
Gets a rush seeing Asian men struggle in dating.
Even when told to stop self-hating, ignores it—firmly refuses to date Asian men.
But if she dates a Black guy, she'll get disowned by her parents, so avoids them too.
Marries a white guy, has a son who looks very Asian—suddenly acts sweet, telling him "You're fine as you are, be confident!"
But the son will end up a loser, getting roasted by Asian women just like his mom.

Good thread ngl. Read all of it. Do you have a part 2?