Typical weekend night at college

[Bushman]

On Friday nights, I’d hide behind bushes and pelt drunk party goers with ketchup packets .

I even blasted a frat chad in a suit with a mayonnaise bottle. I used my bushman fast twitch muscles to sprint to safety in dark alley

 

[Deleted member 21182]

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[Bojack]

tales from the basement