Tyrone has M.Sc, several honorary Ph.Ds, was a record-breaking receiver in NFL & an Astronaut. His dogs are his "family"

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Meet Leland D. Melvin.

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Doesn't really look much like an incel, right? Fair call, I doubt he identifies as one of us, because he is far too busy being an absolute Kang & sheeeiiiit. For real, though...

Pictured above is Astronaut Leland D.
Melvin's official NASA portrait.

When NASA astronaut Melvin was assigned to a space shuttle mission in 2008, he was told he could bring his family for the official photo shoot wearing the famous orange "pumpkin suit."

So, Melvin brought his rescue dogs Jake and Scout along with a neighbor to hold them and keep hem quiet in the back of his van. (Dogs are not allowed on NASA bases.) "I got to the guard shack, flashed my badge, and I gunned the van and drove to the photo lab," Melvin said.

He then went up the back stairs where the photographer was waiting, went into the photo lab with 100 MilkBones to keep the dogs busy while he changed into the suit and came out.
This MF apparently has got no S.O. in his life, no kids, nobody else in his life who wanted to be in his photo before he rode the fire into orbit on the fucking SPACE SHUTTLE. Nobody except his dogs.

(As any dog person knows, the average dog is better than most people.)

To understand just how much of an indictment this is of toilets' mating standards and habits, you need to fully appreciate just what an absolute fucking champion this motherfucker has been, in absolutely every area of his life. Read on, if you want to feel small, weak and lazy

Aerospace engineer Leland D. Melvin was born in Lynchburg, Virginia on February 15, 1964 to Deems and Grace Melvin. Upon graduating from Heritage High School in 1982, Melvin was awarded a football scholarship to attend the University of Richmond. He earned his B.A. degree in chemistry from the University of Richmond in 1986, and his M.S. degree in materials science engineering from the University of Virginia in 1991.
So he's probsbly not some niggerball retard riding the diversity quota...?

From 1982 to 1985, Melvin was a wide receiver on the University of Richmond football team, where he became the all-time reception leader and was an Associated Press All-America selection in 1984 and 1985. The Detroit Lions selected Melvin in the eleventh round of the 1986 National Football League player draft. Several months later, he suffered a hamstring injury and was unable to fully recover. Melvin’s NASA career began in 1989 in the Fiber Optic Sensors group of the Nondestructive Evaluation Sciences Branch at NASA Langley Research Center, where he conducted research in the area of physical measurements for the development of advanced instrumentation for nondestructive evaluation. In 1994, Melvin was selected to lead the vehicle health monitoring team for the cooperative Lockheed/NASA X-33 Reusable Launch Vehicle program.

In 1998, Melvin was selected into the NASA Astronaut Corps. He flew into space twice on the
STS-122 in 2008 and STS-129 in 2009
. Both missions were aboard the orbiter Atlantis. Melvin has logged more than 565 hours in space. Additionally, Melvin has served the Astronaut Office Space Station Operations Branch and the Robotics Branch of the Astronaut Office. In 2010, NASA Administrator Charles Bolden selected Melvin as the associate administrator for education. In this position, Melvin travels throughout the U.S. engaging thousands of students and teachers in the excitement of space exploration and inspiring them to pursue careers in science, technology, engineering and mathematics (STEM). Melvin was also selected to serve on the White House National Science and Technology Council’s Committee on Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics Education and is the U.S. representative on the International Space Education Board.

Melvin is a member of the American Chemical Society and the Society for Experimental Mechanics. He also holds honorary doctorates from Centre College, St Paul's College and Campbellsville University.
Brief recap:

- Mogs at pro football
-Mogs at STEM school
-Ran research programmes at NASA
-Been an Astronaut twice
-Just an absolute fucking champion who almost any man would crave respect and approval from.

Still no pussy for you, sweaty! Sorry, it's just a preference, tee hee!
 
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give him fat white women now!
 
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Meet Leland D. Melvin.

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Doesn't really look much like an incel, right? Fair call, I doubt he identifies as one of us, because he is far too busy being an absolute Kang & sheeeiiiit. For real, though...


This MF apparently has got no S.O. in his life, no kids, nobody else in his life who wanted to be in his photo before he rode the fire into orbit on the fucking SPACE SHUTTLE. Nobody except his dogs.

(As any dog person knows, the average dog is better than most people.)

To understand just how much of an indictment this is of toilets' mating standards and habits, you need to fully appreciate just what an absolute fucking champion this motherfucker has been, in absolutely every area of his life. Read on, if you want to feel small, weak and lazy


So he's probsbly not some niggerball retard riding the diversity quota...?


Brief recap:

- Mogs at pro football
-Mogs at STEM school
-Ran research programmes at NASA
-Been an Astronaut twice
-Just an absolute fucking champion who almost any man would crave respect and approval from.

Still no pussy for you, sweaty! Sorry, it's just a preference, tee hee!
ALL of this just to get mogged by @mayo mogger
 
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Doubt hes a virgin
 
Meet Leland D. Melvin.

View attachment 2949681View attachment 2949688

Doesn't really look much like an incel, right? Fair call, I doubt he identifies as one of us, because he is far too busy being an absolute Kang & sheeeiiiit. For real, though...


This MF apparently has got no S.O. in his life, no kids, nobody else in his life who wanted to be in his photo before he rode the fire into orbit on the fucking SPACE SHUTTLE. Nobody except his dogs.

(As any dog person knows, the average dog is better than most people.)

To understand just how much of an indictment this is of toilets' mating standards and habits, you need to fully appreciate just what an absolute fucking champion this motherfucker has been, in absolutely every area of his life. Read on, if you want to feel small, weak and lazy


So he's probsbly not some niggerball retard riding the diversity quota...?


Brief recap:

- Mogs at pro football
-Mogs at STEM school
-Ran research programmes at NASA
-Been an Astronaut twice
-Just an absolute fucking champion who almost any man would crave respect and approval from.

Still no pussy for you, sweaty! Sorry, it's just a preference, tee hee!
why would he marry one when he can slay many?
 
Meet Leland D. Melvin.

View attachment 2949681View attachment 2949688

Doesn't really look much like an incel, right? Fair call, I doubt he identifies as one of us, because he is far too busy being an absolute Kang & sheeeiiiit. For real, though...


This MF apparently has got no S.O. in his life, no kids, nobody else in his life who wanted to be in his photo before he rode the fire into orbit on the fucking SPACE SHUTTLE. Nobody except his dogs.

(As any dog person knows, the average dog is better than most people.)

To understand just how much of an indictment this is of toilets' mating standards and habits, you need to fully appreciate just what an absolute fucking champion this motherfucker has been, in absolutely every area of his life. Read on, if you want to feel small, weak and lazy


So he's probsbly not some niggerball retard riding the diversity quota...?


Brief recap:

- Mogs at pro football
-Mogs at STEM school
-Ran research programmes at NASA
-Been an Astronaut twice
-Just an absolute fucking champion who almost any man would crave respect and approval from.

Still no pussy for you, sweaty! Sorry, it's just a preference, tee hee!
just be born as broderick hunter if ur black
 
Must be very non NT

Meanwhile illiterate hood niggas who can barely speak Proper sentences fuck new snowbunnies every few days
 
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Makes sense. Who else would potentially die when floating in space or something? Only losers lol
 
Meet Leland D. Melvin.

View attachment 2949681View attachment 2949688

Doesn't really look much like an incel, right? Fair call, I doubt he identifies as one of us, because he is far too busy being an absolute Kang & sheeeiiiit. For real, though...


This MF apparently has got no S.O. in his life, no kids, nobody else in his life who wanted to be in his photo before he rode the fire into orbit on the fucking SPACE SHUTTLE. Nobody except his dogs.

(As any dog person knows, the average dog is better than most people.)

To understand just how much of an indictment this is of toilets' mating standards and habits, you need to fully appreciate just what an absolute fucking champion this motherfucker has been, in absolutely every area of his life. Read on, if you want to feel small, weak and lazy


So he's probsbly not some niggerball retard riding the diversity quota...?


Brief recap:

- Mogs at pro football
-Mogs at STEM school
-Ran research programmes at NASA
-Been an Astronaut twice
-Just an absolute fucking champion who almost any man would crave respect and approval from.

Still no pussy for you, sweaty! Sorry, it's just a preference, tee hee!
Ultra gigga terra Tyrone


How can we compete
 
it’s because he doesn’t have dreads, tattoos, and a criminal record
 
Kill all women and pump cute boys with estrogen instead, only way to save the west
 

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