Tyson chicken is fucking revolting

[Prøphet]

I cooked the frozen chicken bites in the air fryer because the macros were insane, 120 calories for 20g protein, but instead my day is ruined. When I took the first bite I noticed an extremely offputting fake smoky flavor, and as I kept chewing it I tasted a hint of blood or iron or something. Also the texture made me feel squeamish, it was somehow both overcooked and rubbery like raw chicken at the same time. Then halfway through this sickening ordeal I felt something weird when I bit into one, I looked and the inside of the chicken was light green and looked like jello, and as soon as it registered I started tasting something utterly foul. I had to rinse my mouth out 5 times to stop myself from gagging and then I binged on Nutella and chocolate and carbs to make up for what I went through. Fuck you tyson this is all your fault I will always be sub5 and nothing can go right for me. I’m warning you guys do not buy that shit now my stomach is crawling

 

[Prøphet]

After more research I think it’s lab grown meat

 

[futureschizo]

fake chicken dont trust the frozen shit with crazy macros

 

[Prøphet]

fake chicken dont trust the frozen shit with crazy macros

Yeah I’m never eating that shit again fucking disgusting

 

[futureschizo]

Yeah I’m never eating that shit again fucking disgusting

It's a trap twin.. you ate 1000 different chemicals

 

[Prøphet]

It's a trap twin.. you ate 1000 different chemicals

I can feel the toxins running through me

Lord goatis wouldn’t approve

 

[futureschizo]

I can feel the toxins running through me

Lord goatis wouldn’t approve

you have to be severrrly mentaaly brainwasheedd to eat frozen chickeeen

eat raw liver like a reaal huuman

 

[Yliaster]

Its processed mock meat idk what else you expected

 

[Prøphet]

Its processed mock meat idk what else you expected

It looked good on the packaging

 

[Yliaster]

It looked good on the packaging

yeah its called advertising