U aint a real one

[Bitchwhipper2]

If youve never had a sex dream about yoda sucking your dick on degobah

 

[Bitchwhipper2]

"No babe this isnt gonna work"

 

[Bitchwhipper2]

SHUT UPPPPPO

 

[fantasea]

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[omegahashbrown]

nga wtf

 

[fantasea]

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[chudburga]

does a wet dream where I cuck R2D2 count?

 

[Bitchwhipper2]

tell me about that one time you ran into the police and have you ever been arrested

Never been arrested.

But there was a time i was 17 at a midsummer gathering and everyone else was drinking, but I was smoking weed.

I remember going away to smoke some more and this fat loser cop comes to tap me on the shoulder and shines a fleshlight in my eyes and asks me what im doing.

I say nun, im js an introvert and he asks me to come with him.
I was so high that I thought this was just a normal ass nigga and when i asked him if he was a cop bro just said no and I fully believed every word he said

Anyways he leads me away and I see the crowd of other youngins to my left still partying.
But as we get near his car this dumbass starts shining his fleshlight straight on the vehicle and I see its blue and yellow

I connect the dots and realize this man is a lying sack of shit so I make a split second evaluation and note that hes old fatass with a weak grip, so I break his hold of my arm and start booking it for the forst.

Old saggy cunt tries to keep up but gets youthmogged to death and i get away free

 

[Aox Ofwar]

shines a fleshlight

 

[fantasea]

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[fantasea]

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