nipplemuncher
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Not tryna judge the driver cuz if I was driving a whole day I would need to yank my shit too at some point so I get it. But this nigga was watching reels of random models as he drove and rubbed his pants like i wudnt notice. So i decided to make the plot better and ask him abt his top 5 and this nigga gave me like 20 females and went in depth talking about them like they were all-time nba legends.
It got worse when I heard him say natalie portman, my fav, cuz that got me piss hard and the buldge was as visible as it gets. he noticed and said "might needa leave u alone for a minute huh" and started chuckling. I was embarassed as fuck but the fact that this nigga was never uncomfortable during the whole situation was js mad weird.
I got off the uber at my destination and hit the jerk sesh quickly at a cafe before heading to class. But as I got out f the cafe and started walking across the street, this nigger uber driver was still there parked for wtv rzn and he js shouts "did ur meat kill it in there champ" and the everyone is js staring at me like im a freak. I wanna kms this is all time weird situation im never hopping in an uber again. i still can leave this nigga a review and im gonna end him but i need yalls ideas on what i shud say to stick it to him well.
It got worse when I heard him say natalie portman, my fav, cuz that got me piss hard and the buldge was as visible as it gets. he noticed and said "might needa leave u alone for a minute huh" and started chuckling. I was embarassed as fuck but the fact that this nigga was never uncomfortable during the whole situation was js mad weird.
I got off the uber at my destination and hit the jerk sesh quickly at a cafe before heading to class. But as I got out f the cafe and started walking across the street, this nigger uber driver was still there parked for wtv rzn and he js shouts "did ur meat kill it in there champ" and the everyone is js staring at me like im a freak. I wanna kms this is all time weird situation im never hopping in an uber again. i still can leave this nigga a review and im gonna end him but i need yalls ideas on what i shud say to stick it to him well.
