Ugh. Life is strange. One day you're doing your thing...

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

The next day you're jackhammering your neighbor and all for what? Because she looks fine as fuck and has a thing for muscular men. Ugh. When will I get what I want? Right? Why must I be used by Stacies, when can I use myself? Ugh.

Not having a good day right now, guys. She just called telling me she took her vacation for a week and decided to stay home. Ugh. A fucking week? That means I have to plow that strawberry vagina for the next week. Ugh. This is bullshit! And how can I not? She's right next store! If I don't go over there, she'll deliberately keep her curtains open and walk back and forth in front of her window naked. This is wrong! I feel as if I'm being used.

Any advice, guys?

 

[Tony]

@Gonthar

 

[Deleted member 12303]

Tales from the doghouse

 

[Tony]

what are your thoughts on kidnapping ppl n putting in them in ur basement to chop off their limbs n kill them painfully without getting caught dedsrs ?

 

[Deleted member 7465]

 

[Deleted member 9380]

what are your thoughts on kidnapping ppl n putting in them in ur basement to chop off their limbs n kill them painfully without getting caught dedsrs ?

it would be more sexy if you only cut their limbs and left them alive for reasons

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

what are your thoughts on kidnapping ppl n putting in them in ur basement to chop off their limbs n kill them painfully without getting caught dedsrs ?

Ugh. That's ludicrous. Why would I want to cut up perfectly good fuckholes? That's like buying a steak at the restaurant then tossing it into the trash can. Why would I do that?

 

[Tony]

it would be more sexy if you only cut their limbs and left them alive for reasons

 

[recessed]

The next day you're jackhammering your neighbor and all for what? Because she looks fine as fuck and has a thing for muscular men. Ugh. When will I get what I want? Right? Why must I be used by Stacies, when can I use myself? Ugh.

Not having a good day right now, guys. She just called telling me she took her vacation for a week and decided to stay home. Ugh. A fucking week? That means I have to plow that strawberry vagina for the next week. Ugh. This is bullshit! And how can I not? She's right next store! If I don't go over there, she'll deliberately keep her curtains open and walk back and forth in front of her window naked. This is wrong! I feel as if I'm being used.

Any advice, guys?