Ugh. Looking for some advice, guys...

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

I have a date later. And she called moments ago. Wanting to know if it's okay that she brings her girlfriend with her. She said, "Don't worry, Jim. We won't bite...much."

Ugh. What does that even mean? Should I be worried or just cancel this? I don't mind horse playing with two vaginas, but biting? Ugh. That's where I have to draw the line at. Especially knowing how those sheboons can get. Yeah, they're both black. And they're aware of my racism towards niggers. She even said the other night, "You can hate my black nigger pussy all you want. Actually, I want you to get plantation on it. Ugh."

Yeah, she even used the 'ugh' at the end. Made me blush. Ugh.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Ugh. Gee, guys. Not all at once. One reply at a time. Ugh. Like Ms Carters, my 11th-grade teacher once said, "Take your time when licking for that GPA down there." Meaning, patience.