Ulitmate Beginner Stealing Guide (Youngcels GTFIH)

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Before anyone starts replying with "this isn't worth it" or "stop being broke",
to the first reply I only recommend stealing if you are under 18 since you probably wont catch a charge if you are caught and will probably just get a warning or something, if this happens retire.

To the second point, snacks add up for youngcels, if you are trying to save up this is devastating their is no reason why you should waste money on snacks and shit when you can easily get away with it, ethics copers I don't care.

Let's Begin

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btw this is just a way to steal stuff from gas stations effectively if you were expecting more you can stop reading


When i was younger i use to steal from gas stations alot after school and was never caught 100% success rate, copy what i did in this real example and youll be fine.

To start obviously i look presentable/trustworthy don't want the shopkeep immediately keeping eyes on me

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First i Head straight for the stuff i want (snacks and shit for the gym) dont walk around like your not sure what you want, no actual customer does this realistically most people come in knowing what they want.

I Grab the goods, now if a bathroom is easily accessible in the store take the goods in their,(if no bathroom look for somewhere quiet)now hide the goods somewhere not in immediate view when you open the bag (e.g. lunchbox) since if confronted they usually only just open and close



If you dont have a bag hide it in your waistband like this
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If the goods are small enough and you are a dicklet hide it around your penis area

now unlike most low iq thieves who after doing this just walk out or run out, which gets them caught or makes them suspicious preventing them from returning,



i walk up to the counter.

now since you are a youngcel most people assume you are broke, maybe you are, so what I do is grab something on the counter a snickers (not to cheap because people have to believe you cant afford it) i pretend to check my bag/wallet if I have enough, act as if I realised i don't have enough return the snickers to the worker apologize and proceed to walk out sad and defeated.

Success

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This works so well when i went to sitdown at the bus stop outside i see the blue collar worker that was behind me in line walking towards me with snickers bar in hand, immediately i realised he had fallen for my tricks aswell, I felt bad and tried to deny it but he just handed it to me and walked away,



the worst part is I don't even like snickers i was just using it as a prop i still ate it cause of guilt.

Anyway this might be water to anyone who isnt retarded

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good beginner guide
 
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