Ultimate ascension guide for oldcels (18+)

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In this guide I will teach you how to slay as an oldcel. This will work for 2.5 psl and up.

First for the personality you’re going to want to be very extroverted, act like a TV show host like Jimmy kimmel or some shit when you talk to people. Don’t talk like normal people, use phrases that sound like they came from a movie when talking to someone.

When talking to girls, call them “Sugar pie” “Honey boo” or a simple “M’lady”

Now for clothing you’re going to want to buy a leather jacket, this is a dimorphic piece of clothing and gives you badboy halo.

You’re also going to want to buy shoes that like somewhat similar to this
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Make sure to wear long white socks to contrast the shoe color sharply.

When talking to girls say something similar to “Listen my love. Deep inside me i have a monster built by my wrath and years of solitude. It’s stopped me from loving and feeling. But you provide a feeling deep inside my heart that nobody else on earth can give me. Please my beautiful lady tell me that you love me and think of me the way I think of you. You are more than the world to me and living without your love is the worst quality of life i could ever live.”

To add mysterious and bad boy halo to you, you need a haircut like this
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If you’re a baldcel or like wearing hats, you can also wear fedoras or similar types for a mysterious high class halo.
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In this guide I will teach you how to slay as an oldcel. This will work for 2.5 psl and up.

First for the personality you’re going to want to be very extroverted, act like a TV show host like Jimmy kimmel or some shit when you talk to people. Don’t talk like normal people, use phrases that sound like they came from a movie when talking to someone.

When talking to girls, call them “Sugar pie” “Honey boo” or a simple “M’lady”

Now for clothing you’re going to want to buy a leather jacket, this is a dimorphic piece of clothing and gives you badboy halo.

You’re also going to want to buy shoes that like somewhat similar to this
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Make sure to wear long white socks to contrast the shoe color sharply.

When talking to girls say something similar to “Listen my love. Deep inside me i have a monster built by my wrath and years of solitude. It’s stopped me from loving and feeling. But you provide a feeling deep inside my heart that nobody else on earth can give me. Please my beautiful lady tell me that you love me and think of me the way I think of you. You are more than the world to me and living without your love is the worst quality of life i could ever live.”

To add mysterious and bad boy halo to you, you need a haircut like this
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If you’re a baldcel or like wearing hats, you can also wear fedoras or similar types for a mysterious high class halo.
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Thoughts?
@looksmaxxer234 @Adriana Lima @kjsbdfiusdf @OOGABOOGA @Latebloomer10 @volcelfatcel @Toska @BIGDICCJIM @Lmao
I'm not an oldcel bro, but thanks anyway for the boomermaxxing guide I guess

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