Ultimate College Archetype: Jacob Elordi vs Laurence Coke (Half Curry Model)

[AscendingHero]

Jaw is always law but without harmony and facial averageness you will always be a subject of ridicule

Proof: 200k people laughing at Elordi calling his real face a jump scare on TikTok. Jfl if you think the prettyboy with insane harmony would ever get roasted like that

This self hating negroid @Frank Jack is incapable of any rational dissertation beyond his JOO filled pea head. He thinks girls saying they would prefer the real Elordi isn’t massive virtue signaling. Guess what frank boy they say the same thing about RYAN gosling morphs who is ugly as sin. So does that make Ryan’s actual ugly face attractive ?

I've stopped arguing with that tard. looks like im not the only one noticing his retarded takes @Korea @germanlooks

 

[Deleted member 16834]

I've stopped arguing with that tard. looks like im not the only one noticing his retarded takes @Korea @germanlooks

Probably one of the most retarded users I’ve came across

Literally just said a chad with blue eyes and tanned skin will be subject to racism bc he isn’t white enough.

I’ve said the same thing before to get a rise out of Italian cells on here but the difference was I was fully joking and taking the piss. This guy is mentally abused and a projecting negroid at its finest.

 

[AscendingHero]

I’ve said the same thing before to get a rise out of Italian cells on here but the difference was I was fully joking and taking the piss. This guy is mentally abused and a projecting negroid at its finest.

It's obscene tbh, the definition of a projecting wannabe "bruce wayne" as he would say jfl

Just go thru his posting hisyory, incredibly retarded user, it's no wonder most of his posts are jfled even when hes serious lmao

 

[Korea]

How is the even close?


Eldori has O'pry tier asymmetry.

 

[LookmaxBlau]

The first one just looks better I feel like he would get all the girls.

 

[Deleted member 17834]

I'd eat Jacob's ass
no homo

 

[volcelfatcel]

Jfl at this forum. Elordi has a chadlite face, he'd slay at 5'8 for sure. I have a friend who looks like him but nordic thats 5'5 that gets laid @volcelfatcel has seen him

Your friend legit looks like Brett maverick but better

 

[Deleted member 16346]

Your friend legit looks like Brett maverick but better

Nah maverick mogs him hard. His eye shape and brows mog my friend's to death, just worse colour

 

[Lihito]

Jacob Elordi 6'5 (Prototype Jock)

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Laurence Coke 6'2 (Pretty Boy/ Sometimes Maesthetic)

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Both hover around 6 PSL and both seem boneless pretty types or angular maesthetic depending on the lighting and angles.
If both these niggas were at a frat party, who would the Stacy's go for? (Assume same status though)

@StrangerDanger @VicMackey @Biiyo03 @Preston @germanlooks @Korea @Biggdink @AscendingHero

Laurence PSL and aproachability wise while Elordi takes the dark triad SMV cake

This one is close asf

 

[sub5inchcel]

Foids would go for elordi bc jbw and height even though the chadpreet mogs him to death

jbw bruh the other guy isnt curry and he has better coloring

 

[Mastermind]

Absolutely fucking not
Second guy mogs Elordi to destruction
3" cannot spare him from the facemog

 

[Deleted member 18261]

First looks better even from the face alone

 

[bwrauycnee]

Height takes it at their level of attractiveness