Ultimate coping by fat reddit baldcel after getting 0 bumble matches in 1 year LMAO GTFIH

[ifyouwannabemylover]

The not in prime age reason cracked me up

not in prime age aka not old enough to betabux. he'll get there in around 8 years though.

 

[latincell95]

Aren’t latins overly sexually active like blacks in that your culture is very affectionate? How haven’t you gotten an Goblina to service you at one of your Catholic dancing parties or stn? Even your carnivals like dude? Come on your 27 man you need to get some pussy before it’s too late I’m a fat fuck like you and even I can stick cock in gl pussy once a year if I’m lucky

I’m too fucking high inhib. My mother fucked me up pretty badly

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

I’m too fucking high inhib. My mother fucked me up pretty badly

I’m high inhb with women only but low inhb with men cos I like mogging and beating others up but I’m kind so I end up making friends with eveybody

 

[makeme183]

Aren’t latins overly sexually active

can confirm
latinas are the best tbh , GL and amazing in bed
I love latinas

 

[latincell95]

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"GUISE WHY I GET NO MATCHES????"

OH NO NO

 

[Deleted member 22093]

He's not in his prime bro. When he hits 30 things will turn around.

 

[Artemis]

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"GUISE WHY I GET NO MATCHES????"

 

[JovenCansao]

It's a good thing he is bluepilled, he'd rope instantly otherwise

 

[Deleted member 21219]

It’s so easy for him to ascend. Get a hair system and do roids. Normies are just lazy

 

[gsizzle]

This fucking baldcel

Thinks that these maybe the reason why he is not getting matches on Bumble

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LMAO why does this bald cuck not realize that it never began for him

Poor guy.

 

[OldRooster]

Muh... "symmetry".
This is a great example of a guy that has great symmetry but looks repulsive because of low dimorphism, baldness, glasses, and being fat.

 

[MoggerGaston]

He should put his age as 38 in the app and go for girls in their early-mid 30s tbh.

 

[MoggerGaston]

@Biggdink Or he should move to Canada. He looks high-trust+oofy doofy, would get stacies there

 

[Deleted member 7580]

@Biggdink Or he should move to Canada. He looks high-trust+oofy doofy, would get stacies there

Not sure if he’d slay on apps bcz you can’t show confidence but yea I’ve seen bald ugly guys making out with cute girls in clubs

Maybe I’ll take pics next time

 

[Artemis]

@Biggdink Or he should move to Canada. He looks high-trust+oofy doofy, would get stacies there

"golden retriever boyfriend"?

But have you ever seen BALD golden retrievers though?

 

[Artemis]

He should put his age as 38 in the app and go for girls in their early-mid 30s tbh.

If i were him, apart from hair system, i wouldn't even go for 38... they still look ok.

45+ only