So guys, first of all: ANY PERFUME IS BETTER THAN NO PERFUME. Only 23% of men wear cologne regularly, scent is a genre you can mog more than 75% of men if you are into peacocking (height is the ultimate move to peacock, so stop coping and get a nice perfume).
Get that shit in your head, fragrance always smells good (as long as you're not a crazy fragrancehead and wear perfumes that smell like caviar or musty toes) and can be a great conversation starter.
FIRST: DON'T FORGET TO SHOWER ONCE A DAY, PFEFERRABLY TWICE. You want your fragrance to project alone, not mixed with the smell of your sweaty neck.
So, I will break it down three types of those who want to smell very masculine, those who go for the prettyboy type and normies, who just want to fit in. I will break them down into the best ones for seasons and into price. Niche perfumes will not be covered in this thread.
To all the normies: If you're still rocking One Million or Dior Sauvage, don't throw it away but there are better alternatives who'll give you a bit more edge and will put you one step above all the other normies. Only repurchase if it totally works for you, otherwise go for Non-Normie fragrances.
All fragrances will have good longevity, NEVER buy a perfume that doesn't perform. If it performs only half as strong, it will essentially be double as expensive since you have to respray. Only exception is if it costs like 10 bucks.
Spring:
Summer:
Fall:
Winter:
Note that most cheap perfumes I listed are dupes, but sometimes the performance is better than the original. Also, most prettyboy fragrances are rather unisex or have a slight feminine touch.
One more thing: Every fragrance is cheap, depending on the situation. Every pump is about 0,1ml of fragrance and if you're going for the Jeremy Fragrance spray routine (5 sprays) twice a day you will use 1ml of fragrance. This means: Even a Chanel perfume costs about 1$ a day, lasts 3 months and brutally moggs every drugstore perfume.
I think every listed cologne for normies is blindbuy-safe. If you're unsure about the other fragrances, there are a lot of websites that sell samples. Rather pay 15$ for 5ml than 100$ for 50ml if the scent is not for you.
Also, last rule of thumb: You can also wear most spring colognes in summer and fall, most summer colognes in spring, most fall fragrances in spring and winter and most winter colognes in fall, all depends on the weather. There is no big difference between different the categories of spring and summer fragrances, especially between masculine and normie.
2 bonus tips:
- ALWAYS CHECK PERFORMANCE AND DUPES ONLINE on websites like fragrantica.com, don't get fooled in store by the smell if it only lasts for 2h. They are literally on the page of the fragrance you're looking for. Can save you a lot of money.
- For special occasions like weddings and birthdays with many females, you should go all out and ball like a mfer. Get a perfume sample that fits the situation from of Brands like Nishane, PdM, Roja, TF, Tauer, Xerjoff etc. 5ml will cost you like 50-70$ but you will stand out from all the others for the price of 2 BigMacs.
Conclusion:
One last argument for all you stinky mfers:
I hope this thread can convince you to go get a nice fragrance and maybe have better luck with bitches.
Go like the fuck outta this guide and thank me later.
Get that shit in your head, fragrance always smells good (as long as you're not a crazy fragrancehead and wear perfumes that smell like caviar or musty toes) and can be a great conversation starter.
FIRST: DON'T FORGET TO SHOWER ONCE A DAY, PFEFERRABLY TWICE. You want your fragrance to project alone, not mixed with the smell of your sweaty neck.
So, I will break it down three types of those who want to smell very masculine, those who go for the prettyboy type and normies, who just want to fit in. I will break them down into the best ones for seasons and into price. Niche perfumes will not be covered in this thread.
To all the normies: If you're still rocking One Million or Dior Sauvage, don't throw it away but there are better alternatives who'll give you a bit more edge and will put you one step above all the other normies. Only repurchase if it totally works for you, otherwise go for Non-Normie fragrances.
All fragrances will have good longevity, NEVER buy a perfume that doesn't perform. If it performs only half as strong, it will essentially be double as expensive since you have to respray. Only exception is if it costs like 10 bucks.
Spring:
Masculine:
Cheap: Rasasi Hawas for Men, Taylor of old Bond Street Sandalwood
Mid Price: Terre d'Hermes
Prettyboy:
Cheap: Rasasi Daarej Pour Homme
Mid Price: Dior Homme Sport
Normie:
Cheap: Perry Ellis 360 Red
Mid Price: Prada L'Homme, Versace Dylan Blue
Summer:
Masculine:
Cheap: Versace Blue Jeans, Kappa Vibrant Men
Mid Price: Bleu de Chanel EdP, Carolina Herrera Chic for Men
Prettyboy:
Cheap: Armaf Club de Nuit Intense Man (EdT, EdP or Limited Edition)
Mid Price: Chanel Allure Homme Sport Eau Extreme
Normie:
Cheap: Fakhar Lattafa Man
Mid Price: Versace Eros, Prada Luna Rossa Carbon
Fall:
Masculine:
Cheap: Milton-Lloyd The Man Cobalt, Puig Quorum, Arrogance pour Homme
Mid Price: Chanel Egoiste
Prettyboy:
Cheap: Al Haramain Détour Nior, Milton-Lloyd Bondage Hommes
Mid Price: Guerlain L'Homme Idéal, Terre d'Hermes
Normie:
Cheap: Route 66 The Road to Paradise is rough (Performance is weak, need to take a diffuser with you to reapply)
Mid Price: Gisada Ambassador for Men, Moschino Toy Boy,
Winter:
Masculine:
Cheap: Milton-Lloyd The Man Silver, Bentley for Men Intense, Lapidus pour Homme (Black Extreme)
Mid Price: Chanel Antaeus, Hermes H24, Guerlain Heritage
Prettyboy:
Cheap: Lattafa Khamrah, Ard Al Zaafaran Khashab Al Oudh
Mid Price: Dior Homme Intense, Mancera Red Tobacco
Normie:
Cheap: Lalique encre Noire
Mid Price: Prada Luna Rossa Black,
Note that most cheap perfumes I listed are dupes, but sometimes the performance is better than the original. Also, most prettyboy fragrances are rather unisex or have a slight feminine touch.
One more thing: Every fragrance is cheap, depending on the situation. Every pump is about 0,1ml of fragrance and if you're going for the Jeremy Fragrance spray routine (5 sprays) twice a day you will use 1ml of fragrance. This means: Even a Chanel perfume costs about 1$ a day, lasts 3 months and brutally moggs every drugstore perfume.
I think every listed cologne for normies is blindbuy-safe. If you're unsure about the other fragrances, there are a lot of websites that sell samples. Rather pay 15$ for 5ml than 100$ for 50ml if the scent is not for you.
Also, last rule of thumb: You can also wear most spring colognes in summer and fall, most summer colognes in spring, most fall fragrances in spring and winter and most winter colognes in fall, all depends on the weather. There is no big difference between different the categories of spring and summer fragrances, especially between masculine and normie.
2 bonus tips:
- ALWAYS CHECK PERFORMANCE AND DUPES ONLINE on websites like fragrantica.com, don't get fooled in store by the smell if it only lasts for 2h. They are literally on the page of the fragrance you're looking for. Can save you a lot of money.
- For special occasions like weddings and birthdays with many females, you should go all out and ball like a mfer. Get a perfume sample that fits the situation from of Brands like Nishane, PdM, Roja, TF, Tauer, Xerjoff etc. 5ml will cost you like 50-70$ but you will stand out from all the others for the price of 2 BigMacs.
Conclusion:
One last argument for all you stinky mfers:
I hope this thread can convince you to go get a nice fragrance and maybe have better luck with bitches.
Go like the fuck outta this guide and thank me later.
