{ultimate GUIDE] how to fraud huge dick halo as a dickcel (DICKCELS GTFIH)

[Deleted member 19896]

Whenever a girl is coming to ur place just buy two packs of condoms one of whatever dickcel size fits you and one extra extra large XXL pack and switch the packs and tape it back and keep the XXL Pack before she comes over

When she is at your place just keep the pack in sight just tell her to hand it to you from the drawers and she will see it says XXL and subconsciously think huge dick even if you are a 6 Incher and think she got a fucking steal being with you

this will make her unlikely to have think about cheating on u and be impressed upon you whipping out your baby carrot

Improvise adapt overcome
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Tagging distressed dickcels @Witheredly90 feel free to tag more etc

 

[Deleted member 9801]

They don’t really look at condom package bro
Plus if she had at least 4-5 guys before u she’s bound to have had at least a 7.5-8 incher, she’ll know the difference

 

[Deleted member 19896]

They don’t really look at condom package bro
Plus if she had at least 4-5 guys before u she’s bound to have had at least a 7.5-8 incher, she’ll know the difference

cope, just ask her to check the expiration date or something

 

[Deleted member 19896]

They don’t really look at condom package bro
Plus if she had at least 4-5 guys before u she’s bound to have had at least a 7.5-8 incher, she’ll know the difference

And no..7.5-8 is extremely rare
There is no country with an average above 6 inches the likeliest scenario is most people measure wrong

 

[2d v2]

it wont work at all, everyone woman has seen a lot of 6 and 7 inchers.

 

[Deleted member 9801]

cope, just ask her to check the expiration date or something

Even then, she’ll know the comparison to bigger dicks that fucked her man unless u get a virgin unicorn, then this plan would work

 

[ReadBooksEveryday]

Women be like I fake my orgams

Sigma male be like bitch I faked the condom size

 

[Deleted member 9801]

And no..7.5-8 is extremely rare
There is no country with an average above 6 inches the likeliest scenario is most people measure wrong

I’m 7 inch and my gf had 3 guys before me…one was 8 luckily she said 8 actually hurt her and she prefers my size (could be virtue signalling tho idk)

 

[Deleted member 9801]

Women be like I fake my orgams

Sigma male be like bitch I faked the condom size

Sigma male be like bitch I faked everything to even get you there

 

[incel194012940]

And no..7.5-8 is extremely rare
There is no country with an average above 6 inches the likeliest scenario is most people measure wrong

The average for China and Korea is 6.2 inches
The average for western nations is at the very minimum 6.8

I have extensively reviewed the research literature and adjusting for methodological errors find no evidence for these common copes.

 

[Deleted member 19896]

I’m 7 inch and my gf had 3 guys before me…one was 8 luckily she said 8 actually hurt her and she prefers my size (could be virtue signalling tho idk)

why do U know her ex boyfriends dick size. Seems sus

 

[Deleted member 19896]

The average for China and Korea is 6.2 inches
The average for western nations is at the very minimum 6.8

I have extensively reviewed the research literature and adjusting for methodological errors find no evidence for these common copes.

Literally just shut it

 

[Deleted member 9801]

why do U know her ex boyfriends dick size. Seems sus

We talked about past relationships tbh, came up one time

I also downplay my bodycount to her cause she’s low af so don’t wanna seem like a hoe in comparison

 

[Deleted member 11126]

Whenever a girl is coming to ur place just buy two packs of condoms one of whatever dickcel size fits you and one extra extra large XXL pack and switch the packs and tape it back and keep the XXL Pack before she comes over


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When she is at your place just keep the pack in sight just tell her to hand it to you from the drawers and she will see it says XXL and subconsciously think huge dick even if you are a 6 Incher and think she got a fucking steal being with you

this will make her unlikely to have think about cheating on u and be impressed upon you whipping out your baby carrot

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Improvise adapt overcome
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Tagging distressed dickcels @Witheredly90 feel free to tag more etc

My dick isn't small fuck you...

 

[Deleted member 8904]

dont need to. regular condoms dont fit me

fellow big dick owners make sure to like this comment to show your agreement

 

[Deleted member 19896]

dont need to. regular condoms dont fit me

fellow big dick owners make sure to like this comment to show your agreement

If ur already big take this to the next level
Buy an extra small condom and show her how you're struggling to fit into it

 

[Growth Plate]

I’m 7 inch and my gf had 3 guys before me…one was 8 luckily she said 8 actually hurt her and she prefers my size (could be virtue signalling tho idk)

you KNOW she's virtue signalling bro. she's trying to make you sure that she won't crave an 8 incher and cheat on you

 

[Deleted member 8904]

If ur already big take this to the next level
Buy an extra small condom and show her how you're struggling to fit into it

get a virgin girl to fuck me and then put xl condoms in the small box to fuck with her and then every dude she meets after me she thinks they have a super tiny dick

 

[volcelfatcel]

too bold of a thread to assume any incel here will even get to the sex part of the equation

 

[Deleted member 19896]

too bold of a thread to assume any incel here will even get to the sex part of the equation

ok "volcel"

 

[Lihito]

Whenever a girl is coming to ur place just buy two packs of condoms one of whatever dickcel size fits you and one extra extra large XXL pack and switch the packs and tape it back and keep the XXL Pack before she comes over


View attachment 1758176

When she is at your place just keep the pack in sight just tell her to hand it to you from the drawers and she will see it says XXL and subconsciously think huge dick even if you are a 6 Incher and think she got a fucking steal being with you

this will make her unlikely to have think about cheating on u and be impressed upon you whipping out your baby carrot

View attachment 1758180

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Improvise adapt overcome
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Tagging distressed dickcels @Witheredly90 feel free to tag more etc

Combine this with DHT gels and mad pump you get from bathmate and its a Good LARP

 

[Deleted member 18776]

They don’t really look at condom package bro
Plus if she had at least 4-5 guys before u she’s bound to have had at least a 7.5-8 incher, she’ll know the difference

just no bro...

 

[Deleted member 18776]

I’m 7 inch and my gf had 3 guys before me…one was 8 luckily she said 8 actually hurt her and she prefers my size (could be virtue signalling tho idk)

translating to ruler inches: you = 5,5''. her ex = 6,3"

 

[Deleted member 18776]

also no way u wouldnt hurt her with a 7 inch. im 6,8" and my gf almost cries in pain when doing doggy. fortunately she has a pain fetish and orgasms like crazy this way

I’m 7 inch and my gf had 3 guys before me…one was 8 luckily she said 8 actually hurt her and she prefers my size (could be virtue signalling tho idk)

 

[Hades]

dont need to. regular condoms dont fit me

fellow big dick owners make sure to like this comment to show your agreement

Condom sizes are based off girth. Bitches are stupid and think that magnum = 8-9 incher but in reality it could be a 5 inch guy with 6” girth

 

[Deleted member 8904]

Condom sizes are based off girth. Bitches are stupid and think that magnum = 8-9 incher but in reality it could be a 5 inch guy with 6” girth

whatever. my girth is 6 inch anyway

 

[LightSkinNoob]

I’m 7 inch and my gf had 3 guys before me…one was 8 luckily she said 8 actually hurt her and she prefers my size (could be virtue signalling tho idk)

translating to ruler inches: you = 5,5''. her ex = 6,3"

 

[Deleted member 18776]

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im serious boyo, these guys are out of their mind
''yes my gf had 3 guys before, i have 1/50 lenght. yes one of her exes had 1/500 lenght. IM SERIOUSS''

 

[LightSkinNoob]

Everyone here is a larper, they always add 30% to any feature

im serious boyo, these guys are out of their mind
''yes my gf had 3 guys before, i have 1/50 lenght. yes one of her exes had 1/500 lenght. IM SERIOUSS''

 

[Deleted member 18776]

Everyone here is a larper, they always add 30% to any feature

TRUE

 

[Chinacurry]

They don’t really look at condom package bro
Plus if she had at least 4-5 guys before u she’s bound to have had at least a 7.5-8 incher, she’ll know the difference

No bhai, I think for a foid to have seen a 7.5+ dick she needs to have fucked around 10 guys minimum, and that's factoring in rhe bias that the guys who approach, talk to, and pull women are going to be bigger dicked guys while dickcels rot at home on Xbox.

Also OP is that an Indian condom box or something with the black horse?? I never seen that brand in the west or Asia