Ultimate Guide: How to Pee Correctly (GTFIH)

[Ascensionbegger]

Here's how to pee like someone with functioning brain cells.

1. Don't Hold It Forever
Holding your piss for hours isn't a flex. Shoot when you need to.

2. Aim Properly
Missing the toilet is just for a faggot idiot. Get closer if your aim sucks.

3. Relax
Don't force it out like you're trying to launch a fucking rocket. Just relax and let it shoot naturally.

4. Make sure youre done
When you're done, wait another second. A little more often comes out. Rushing is how you end up with a fucking wet underwear five minutes later

5. Wash Your Hands
This part is the most important shit. Soap. Water. Twenty seconds. if you dont wash your hands, youre a faggot

 

[enchanted_elixir]

Here's how to pee like someone with functioning brain cells.

1. Don't Hold It Forever
Holding your piss for hours isn't a flex. Shoot when you need to.

2. Aim Properly
Missing the toilet is just for a faggot idiot. Get closer if your aim sucks.

3. Relax
Don't force it out like you're trying to launch a fucking rocket. Just relax and let it shoot naturally.

4. Make sure youre done
When you're done, wait another second. A little more often comes out. Rushing is how you end up with a fucking wet underwear five minutes later

5. Wash Your Hands
This part is the most important shit. Soap. Water. Twenty seconds. if you dont wash your hands, youre a faggot

You'd be surprised how many folks in the Southwestern USA skip step 5.

 

[Atra]

You'd be surprised how many folks in the Southwestern USA skip step 5.

Hygiene is law