Jmpace52
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1.) Shower. Use the right shampoo and conditioner for your hair and the right body wash for your skin. Always use a rag for scrubbing your hands, armpits, feet, back, asshole + cheeks, face (do this first), ears (including the back) and your chest/abdomen/arms/legs. Don't get lazy. In my scenario, every time I get my hair cut, it grows back thicker, so I grow mine out to make it more manageable. I even had a cosmologist tell me one time that I would never have to worry about going bald. So I got that going for me. My hair naturally is just pure quantity over quality anyways.
2.) Shave. Since my hair is real dark and thick, I wash my face/neck with warm water for 3 minutes (or more), thinly apply shaving gel and just do it back and forth with a bikini razor. Note that I soak it really long to prevent razor rash and bumps, I don't drag mine because a Gillette multiblade razor isn't generally enough of a fine cut for my hair, and I also thinly apply the gel so I can see what I'm cutting off because if I caked the cream too thick all over my face and neck I'll miss quite a bit of it, because I can't see what I'm shaving because I have hair everywhere.
3.) Trim your body. Just use one of those battery-powered beard trimmers, and always remember to knock out the chest/lower neck/nipple hair.
4.) Clip your nails. Self-explanatory. You don't want no nappy ass dirty fingernails and yellow-looking toenails.
5.) Wipe your ass properly. Sit down when you wipe, and make sure you go from the taint to the tailbone, including your inner asscheeks, and you can not only get it all out like this, but you'll also be saving toilet paper as opposed to standing up. And after you're finished, do it over with baby wipes to disinfect it. Then flush the toilet paper and shit down the drain, and put the baby wipes in a plastic grocery bag and throw it in the trash can, making sure there's no shit on it (you need to wipe until you see no shit first before using the secondary baby wipes). The reason you can't flush them is because they don't dissolve, so over time it'll clog up your sewer pipes.
6.) Brush your teeth twice a day at the very least, and floss at least once. In the mornings, I always brush at least after breakfast.
7.) Cologne and deoderant. Use it. And no aerosol Deoderant or cologne either, only sticks (preferably gel, not that chalky stuff) and bottled spray cologne.
8.) Mr. Clean magic eraser. Buy this stuff to remove any stains before you go somewhere.
9.) Eat. If you are not hungry but feel a growl, glutton yourself just to gain more weight assuming you're underweight, even if slightly. If you're overweight, turn the fat into muscle. Fuck liposuction and starvemaxxing, that's either going to be too expensive or leave stretch marks. You need to own that shit and eat one of those high protein and vitamin K diets that'll make you muscular without even breaking a sweat, because they exist and stop eating junk (processed) foods. Go ketogenic/paleogenic.
2.) Shave. Since my hair is real dark and thick, I wash my face/neck with warm water for 3 minutes (or more), thinly apply shaving gel and just do it back and forth with a bikini razor. Note that I soak it really long to prevent razor rash and bumps, I don't drag mine because a Gillette multiblade razor isn't generally enough of a fine cut for my hair, and I also thinly apply the gel so I can see what I'm cutting off because if I caked the cream too thick all over my face and neck I'll miss quite a bit of it, because I can't see what I'm shaving because I have hair everywhere.
3.) Trim your body. Just use one of those battery-powered beard trimmers, and always remember to knock out the chest/lower neck/nipple hair.
4.) Clip your nails. Self-explanatory. You don't want no nappy ass dirty fingernails and yellow-looking toenails.
5.) Wipe your ass properly. Sit down when you wipe, and make sure you go from the taint to the tailbone, including your inner asscheeks, and you can not only get it all out like this, but you'll also be saving toilet paper as opposed to standing up. And after you're finished, do it over with baby wipes to disinfect it. Then flush the toilet paper and shit down the drain, and put the baby wipes in a plastic grocery bag and throw it in the trash can, making sure there's no shit on it (you need to wipe until you see no shit first before using the secondary baby wipes). The reason you can't flush them is because they don't dissolve, so over time it'll clog up your sewer pipes.
6.) Brush your teeth twice a day at the very least, and floss at least once. In the mornings, I always brush at least after breakfast.
7.) Cologne and deoderant. Use it. And no aerosol Deoderant or cologne either, only sticks (preferably gel, not that chalky stuff) and bottled spray cologne.
8.) Mr. Clean magic eraser. Buy this stuff to remove any stains before you go somewhere.
9.) Eat. If you are not hungry but feel a growl, glutton yourself just to gain more weight assuming you're underweight, even if slightly. If you're overweight, turn the fat into muscle. Fuck liposuction and starvemaxxing, that's either going to be too expensive or leave stretch marks. You need to own that shit and eat one of those high protein and vitamin K diets that'll make you muscular without even breaking a sweat, because they exist and stop eating junk (processed) foods. Go ketogenic/paleogenic.
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