ULTIMATE Steroid Guide.

[averageblokecel]

U mad cause we bullied u so hard u had to leave the snapchat groupchat lol ???

It would be a waste of intelligence to try to discuss it with you sir, so I will leave the pigs to keep doing their thing in the mud

 

[Deleted member 147]

send me u guys' snap

PM me yours, I'll add u to the group

It would be a waste of intelligence to try to discuss it with you sir, so I will leave the pigs to keep doing their thing in the mud

WHO WANTS TO SEE WHAT BLOCKCEL LOOKS LIKE

 

[Deleted member 283]

PM me yours, I'll add u to the group


WHO WANTS TO SEE WHAT BLOCKCEL LOOKS LIKE

will do l8er as my s8 has charging issues

 

[Deleted member 147]

will do l8er as my s8 has charging issues

Same, use a pin and clear the dust that IS inside your charging port. Fixed the job for me tbh

 

[Deleted member 283]

Same, use a pin and clear the dust that IS inside your charging port. Fixed the job for me tbh

will try!

 

[ZUZZCEL]

blast and cruise or dont use ngl

 

[Deleted member 147]

blast and cruise or dont use ngl

Nah. PCT is mandatory bruh.

I wish I could Blast and cruise, but Ik thats such a dumb thing to do at 17

 

[ZUZZCEL]

Nah. PCT is mandatory bruh.

I wish I could Blast and cruise, but Ik thats such a dumb thing to do at 17

if your doing more than 1 cycle a year, than its better to blast and cruise, if not than pct is better

 

[AspiringChad]

Explain PCT. (not definition but what to take, how to take, how long etc.)

Where’s clenbuterol?

 

[jefferson]

Nah. PCT is mandatory bruh.

I wish I could Blast and cruise, but Ik thats such a dumb thing to do at 17

Not as dumb as taking tren and sdrol at 17 ngl

 

[Deleted member 147]

Not as dumb as taking tren and sdrol at 17 ngl

Its WAAAAAAY stupider cause you can cruise on 150 Test and Tren. and then Blast the fuck out of everything

Explain PCT. (not definition but what to take, how to take, how long etc.)

Where’s clenbuterol?

Clenbuterol is a thyroid enhancing fat burner, not a steroids.

PCT depends on the cycle tbh.

Weak cycle: Nolvadex 40mg/day for 4 weeks.

Medium cycle: Nolvadex 40mg/day for 4 weeks + HCG 750IUs/E3D during the last 4 weeks of cycle

Strong Cycle: Nolvadex 40mg/day for 4 weeks + HCG 750IUs/E3D during the last 4 weeks of cycle + Clomid 50mg/day for 3 weeks.

 

[jefferson]

Its WAAAAAAY stupider cause you can cruise on 150 Test and Tren. and then Blast the fuck out of everything

Confused by what you mean. And there is no such thing as cruising on tren imo, a cruise should put you at natty test levels and have no other compounds. I'll probably go blast and cruise after my next cycle.

 

[Deleted member 147]

Confused by what you mean. And there is no such thing as cruising on tren imo, a cruise should put you at natty test levels and have no other compounds. I'll probably go blast and cruise after my next cycle.

r u afraid u wont recover?

 

[Mango]

very funny since youve never touched roids in your life and youre 17

 

[jefferson]

r u afraid u wont recover?

nah but as you keep cycling it seems like for most people your natty test levels get lower and lower after repeated cycles.

 

[Deleted member 147]

very funny since youve never touched roids in your life and youre 17

Who said I've not done a cycle lol.

Besides, I dont have to take them to research about them

 

[heroinfather]

I feel like tren is like dancing with fire as one mistake can fuck up your body in extreme ways

 

[Deleted member 147]

I feel like tren is like dancing with fire as one mistake can fuck up your body in extreme ways

How so. Explain.

 

[heroinfather]

How so. Explain.

for someone who only researches on like one website, and takes the wrong doses/doesn't take shit for the side effects of tren.

 

[Deleted member 147]

for someone who only researches on like one website, and takes the wrong doses/doesn't take shit for the side effects of tren.

True. Ideally, drink lots of water, have some sleeping pill of some kind (melatonin/zopiclone), caber/prami, appetite booster, skin medications (accutane/retin-A), thickening shampoos and a calming music collection.

 

[Gaia262]

New users can benefit from this

 

[Chad69]

Bump

 

[Deleted member 6400]

bump,good thread

 

[bruh3610]

“All steroids derive from testosterone and essentially is tweaked testosterone”
Lmfao have you heard of nandrolone?

 

[LooksmaxFanatic]

Anavar:
- General dosage is between 100-150mg/day for 8 weeks. Better with longer estered cycles.

It looks like OP isn't active anymore, but wtf man.
That's not the general Anavar dosage.

Masteron:
- General dose is 700-900mg/week for 8-10 weeks. The most common Ethanate ester should be injected 2x weekly.

With "general dose," did he mean "dose you should use as a pro bodybuilder"?

 

[Piro]

It looks like OP isn't active anymore, but wtf man.
That's not the general Anavar dosage.




With "general dose," did he mean "dose you should use as a pro bodybuilder"?

He prolly just wanted to make a guide and looked online

That Mast dose is massive and so is the Var
If anyone reads this message, don’t follow this advice and learn way more before you start pinning, do it smart if you want to do it

 

[patricknotstar]

People think that all PEDs "steroids" and that all "steroids" are the same. What they dont realise is that there are many different types of steroids used for different purposes.

Many of the drugs used along side steroids like HGH or DNP are missunderstood. But today, we will be having a look at the most common steroids and their uses.

I'm going to give you the basic info you need to know minus a lot of the scientific jargon. You must do further research before starting a cycle.

Lets all just appreciate that I'm writing this improv style as I go along and from my head randomly on a Saturday afternoon. If something doesnt seem right, do shout that out.

On our next Thread, we will be covering drugs often related to steroids but arent actually steroids. We will be covering fat burners like Clenbuterol, DNP, T3. We will cover HGH and Insulin use. We will cover the use of SARMS and a few key Prohormones ect ect. If you guys want this, give me a shout.

Lets get this thread Stickied!!!

Testosterone:


- The most classic steroid. Every AAS cycle must consist of testosterone, this is because although every steroid are "tweaked/enhanced" versions of testosterone, they are not similar enough to replace Testosterone in terms of upkeeping bodily funtions such as libidoo or fertility. However every other steroid with few exceptions will still manage to shut down your own testosterone, so you must take atleast 100mg/week of Exogenous test to replace this.
- The anabolic:androgenic ratio of testosterone is 100:100, you can add some quality mass on testosterone. Average doses is 500mg/week. Water retention will be noticed due to aromatisation, but this will subside off cycle.
- Testosterone aromatises, this means some of it will be converted to Estrogen by the body in an attempt to reach hormonal homeostasis. You must take an aromatising inhibator to lower the estrogen and reduce side effects.
- Testosterone must be injected, there is no oral tablet version. If you're too pussy to stick a tiny painless needle in yourself, AAS (Anabolic Androgenic Steroids) are not for you.
- My personal favourite place to Inject is the Quad muscle. Use a 23-25G needle and inject upto 3 mls. Needle should to be at least 1" long. Check @jefferson 's thread for more info on Injecting.
- Testosterone can come in a few different esters. The ester does not change the drug at all, but rather the half life, or the time the drug remains active in your circulatory sustem. The Suspension ester has a half life of 1hr, and is thus used as a pre-workout. The Propionate ester has a half life of 3 days, these cycles last 8-12 weeks. The Ethanate/Cypionate esters have a half life of 11 days, and these cycles last 12-16 weeks.
- As different esters have differnet half lives, they need to be injected at differnet frequencies to keep blood levels stable. Propionate should be injected EOD. Ethanate/Cypionate should be injected 2 times weekly.
- Testosterone is reported to increase confidence, lower inhibation and increase assertiveness.

Dianabol:

- Dianabol is probably the 2nd most known steroid after testosterone. Its known for being able to add the most mass compared to any other steroid. Albeit, a lot of this mass will be water weight which will be gone when use discontinues. Anadrol is said to be a better alternative.
- Dbol for short, comes in a C-17AA structure. Which means it can be ingested orally via tablets. General dosage is between 30-50mg/day for 3-5 weeks.
- Most Orals have short half lives, hence they the dose should be taken daily, or even divided into 2 portions taken in the AM and PM.
- This steroid is best used within the first 4 months of a steroid cycle for best results.
- Users report feeling mentally very confident and focused on Dbol. Many say they feel like a king on Dbol.

Anadrol:

- Very similar to Dbol, however Anadrol is a Dihydrotestosterone (DHT) derivitive. This means it has different side effects such as hairloss (Only if you're already susceptible to hairloss) or prostate enlargment (Quite uncommon at reccomended dosages). However, almost all DHTs do not aromatise. This results in a much more dry and vascular look. (Anadrol still manages to cause some bloat however).
- Also known as Oxymetholone.
- General dosage is 50-100mg/day for 4-6 weeks. Strength will go up signifigantly, and lots of mass will be gained, and much less of it will be water compared to Dbol.
- Anadrol can be hepatoxic, meaning it can be taxing on the liver. It should be fine if taken along the guidelines given above, but if you want to be extra safe take 1200-1800mg NAC everyday. NAC is a liver supplement which can be purchased legally on Amazon.
- Great oral for a bulking cycle, as with most orals, best used within the first 4-6 weeks of the cycle as a kickstart

Winstrol:

- Winstrol is another oral DHT steroid. Hence, it does not aromatise. Its best used during the last 4-6 weeks of a cycle, to harden and polish off you're new gains.
- Also known as Stanozol.
- It wont add the most mass, but has the potential to add quality, dry mass while esters are clearing in the last few weeks if diet is on check.
- Winstrol is a C-17AA hence there is some hepatoxicity, but to a lesser extent than Anadrol. Winstrol can also dry out the joints temporarily, but if Taurine is taken at 3000mg/day, or if taken with Deca/NPP this is not a problem.
- General dosage is 75-100mg/day for 4-6 weeks.

Superdrol:

-This is my favourite oral steroid on paper by far. I'm scheduled to try it next month. Its a slighter super version of Anadrol. Also called Methyldrostanolone.
- Strength and lean, dry mass gains are insane. Its said to make the user very aggressive as well.
- Very strong DHT, not reccomended for anoyone prone to Male Pattern Baldness (MPB). The Hepatoxicity is also greater than anadrol. NAC use is highly reccomended.
- General use is 20mg for 4-6 weeks. Much better to keep it at 4 weeks. Results will come hard and fast, but you have to eat eat eat to see this.
- Again, DHT so does not aromatise.

Anavar:

- Propably the weakest conventional steroid there is besides proviron or primobolan, Hence its the favourite steroid for females.
- Also known as Oxandrolone.
- Not much mass will be added for males unless you're on the higher end of the dosage range. But mass added will be very keepable and very high quality.
- Anavar also has the ability to burn fat, but even so, you're diet is always the #1 factor in determining your experience with AAS. With diet you could bulk on Anavar or cut on Dianabol, although this is not ideal.
- Side effects like liver toxicity or MPB are quite low, so this shouldnt be a problem. Anavar is a DHT.
- General dosage is between 100-150mg/day for 8 weeks. Better with longer estered cycles.
- Anavar can be quite expensive and often fake, but if you have the funds and a reliable source, running it by the protocol listen above will produce great results.

Turinabol:

- A good middle ground between something mild like Anavar/Winstrol and something strong like Anadrol/Superdrol.
- General dosage is 80-120mg/day for 6 weeks. 4 weeks is meh, and 8 weeks is too blah.
- Poential to add some real quality gains without much water retention. Gains are relatively keepable and vascular if diet is on check.
- Is a DHT, but the side effects are not as pronounced compared to Winstrol, Anadrol or Superdrol. Fuck Halotestin.
- I personally took Turinabol is my first cycle at 60mgs for 8 weeks, (Should have done 80 for 6 weeks tbh). I did get some crazy shin splits, so taking some Taurine with Tbol is a great idea.
- Does not aromatise and some report an increase in apetite and feeling of wellness.

Halotestin:

- Probably the most DHT out of all the DHT steroids. Strength gains are like SECOND TO NONE. Wont add that much mass, but will make you strong as fuck. Great for MMA fighters and people with "Mechanically efficient" frames like @averageblokecel the MegaCoper.
- Should definately NEVER be used by anyone prone to DHT side effects like Hairloss or Prostate enlargment. Its probably the most Hepatoxic steroid out there along with Methyl-Trienolone.
- None the less, general dosage is 10mg/day for 4 weeks. Do not take this in a stack with Trenbolone, you will not be able to control your anger, and your dick might die. Srs.
- If you're gonna take it, see if you can find an injectable version to help reduce liver toxicity.
- Side effects may include death. Jks jks.

Nandrolone Phenyl-Prop/Deca Durabolin:

- Im writing these two together because they are essentially the same drugs but with different esters.
- General dosage for both is 400-600mg/week, duration of cycle depends which compound you use. I highly reccomend NPP over Decca 9/10 times.
- NPP and DECA are 19-NOR derived steroids. They increase prolactin not estrogen, and hence cabergoline must be used a long side these 19-NOR steroids to fight off Prolactin Induced Gynocomastia. I didnt know this on my first cycle which had 350mg/week of NPP and almost got Gyno.
- Both these drugs can add some REALLY great size, water retention will be present but this can be controlled using your caber, Aromatising Inhibator and most importantly; diet. Try to keep your sodium low.
- Aromatises at 1/5th the rate of testosterone, but can cause some users to feel down and decrease Libido, known as Deca dick. (Solved with Caber).
- NPP is the shorter ester version of
Nandrolone with a half life of 2.5-3 days. Should be injected EOD at least, or ED for best results. Worst case Scenario, E3D injections. Cycles last 8-12 weeks.
- Deca is the longer ester version, with a half life of 15-16 days. Cycles can last 16-20 weeks, results will take 6-8 weeks to notice. In my opinion, Deca doesnt have much of a place in your arsenal unless you're planning on atleast a 16 week bulking cycle with Test.
- Both these drugs can increase Appetite signifigantly and help "lubricate" you joints, which can eliminate pain in the joints caused by some DHT oral steroids like Winstrol or Turinabol.

Trenbolone:

- The king of steroids. The necter of the gods. This shit produces mad results. Not for your 1st, 2nd maybe even 3rd cycle. Im taking it on my 2nd but im cooler than you guys.
- A 19-NOR steroid with an anabolic to androgenic ratio of 500:500. Thats right, 5x more anabolic and androgenic than Testosterone. This steroid is good in a bulking, recomp or cutting cycle, (Best in a cutting tho), just adjust your diet accordingly.
- Can actually cause direct fatloss, its not on the level of a good dose of Clen or DNP, but it might let you get a lil bit of a sneaky Mars bar here and there you fat cunt.
- Nutrient partitioning means that even if you ate something with much lower values macronutrients & micronutrients, more of the nutrients that are there will be shuttled into your body for use and not be shitted out of your body into the toilet.
- Nutrient Partitioning can cause slight constipation, if this happens eat some more fibre-ry fruit.
- Its a 19-NOR so make sure to take some Caber, otherwise you gonna be squirting out milk from your tits.
- Insomnia can be experienced, and incombination with the shorter aggresion trigger Trenboline gives you, it might be better to spend some time meditating daily.
- General dosage is 300-600mg/week for 8-16 weeks. 8-10 weeks if on the Acetate ester, must be pinned ED/EOD. And 12-16 weeks if on the Ethanate ester, must be pinned 2 times/week. Its not advised to go past 12 weeks either way, but if you can handle the side effects ??‍♂
- Trenbolone shuts your natty test production hard, so make sure you have an extensive PCT in place and use HCG in the last 4 weeks of your cycle. Remember to take Caber.
- Can be liver toxic, so do take some NAC just to be safe if you're on a longer cycle. Tbh, I take NAC with any cycle liver toxic or not.
- Take your fucking cabergoline or you wont get to use your dick.
- Can reduce your appetite, sooo you might have to force your food down your throat.

Masteron:

- A DHT derived cutting steroid used by athletes as a contest preperatio compound to harden the look of their gains, and to appear more Vascular.
- It does this by aiding the removal of water that remains between the skin and the muscle fibres. Masterone is a key component in a pro-bodybuilders arsenal, which helps the get lean to the point one can observe individual striations of the muscle fibre.
- Also known as Drostanolone
- General dose is 700-900mg/week for 8-10 weeks. The most common Ethanate ester should be injected 2x weekly.
- Not really worth the investment if over 12-14% bodyfat as results will be hard to see
- Has aromatase inhibition properties similar to Arimidex/Aromasin. Not as strong as Adex/Asin, and one of these two should always be used, but its a nice little cherry on top.
- If using just Masteron and low dose test (Under 300mg/week) with some other non-aromatising drugs, I'd say you'd be fine without an aromatising Inhibator.
- Only real use is during a cutting cycle. A very popular cutting stack is Masteron, Testosterone and Trenbolone.

Equipoise:

- A great injectable steroid that will give you extremely keepable lean muscle gains in the long run.
- It takes 6-7 weeks for results to be observed, and isnt for someone who wants to pack on mass fast. But its an extremely versitile steroid which can be used in almost any cycle.
- An amazing addition for anyone who really enjoys cardio, as Equipoise is said to help increase VO2 max, however, this needs more research.
- General dosage is 800-1200mg/week for 16-20 weeks. 16 weeks is the minimum you should really be using this drug, as results will just start to peak around week 10.
- This steroid can signifigantly increase your appetite, users also report feelings of wellness on this steroid.
- This steroid can also be more expejsive than other steroids. Do to the mild nature of the results from Equipose, I reccomend using another drug if you dont have the funds available to run this completely as outlined.

Primobolan:

- Writing all this from the top of my head. Dont know much about this drug.
- Arnold's favourite drug
- Very expensive and is often faked.
- Great addition to a cutting cycle.
- Idk what else to say... Just Primobolan okay?

These are all the most common steroids and their basic outline.

Aromatising Inhibators

Aromasin - The ideal AI to take. 12.5mg/EOD-E3D is best. Can be taken during PCT. Also slightly slightly increases IGF-1 levels.
Arimidex - The most common AI to take. A good margin cheaper than Aromasin. 0.5mg/EOD-E3D. Cannot be taken during PCT.
Letrozol - The most powerful AI, for use when minor Gyno is already present. Way to powerful if you dont already have Gyno. 2.5mg/EOD is the general dosage. Can have severly negative effects on Chelestrol or however you spell it. Can be taken During PCT.
Cabergoline - This should be taken with any 19-NOR steroid to keep prolactin in check. Will stoo you from lactating and having a dead dick. General dosage is 0.5mg/E3D. Can be taken during PCT. Feel free to take as much as you want, its okay for men to crash Prolactin as we have no need for it.



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doesnt caber reduces igf levels

 

[potentialhabit1]

sick thread brah