Underrated forum schizo: @uselessmentalcel (@dfucclife)

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@uselessmentalcel

Can anyone explain what’s going on in this nigga’s head? Are we all just playing along in fear of him going ER, like we did with DwayneWhite?

Uselessmentalcel (Better known as Dylan Boy) is a forum rotter that live somewhere in mid/eastern USA in his mother’s basement. He hasn’t washed his dick in months and can’t get laid in the easymode USA despite being over 6 ft tall:



JFL but he calls other people here basement neets.

Moving on, Dylan Boy’s delusions extend even further than this. This dirty-dicked redneck actually thinks that his shitty beats made on free iphone apps are on the same level as Kanye’s music. JFL:

 

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Unfortunately it doesn’t end here with Dylan Boy. He also considers himself intelligent despite never having successfully strung a sentence together correctly in his native language, and despite being an overall retard that never understands sarcasm or jokes:

i am so mcu smarter then every idiot who hates on me (narcy thread)

i am mcuh fucking smarter than these basic fucking robot meatsack meat bags who critisize the fuck outa me, most of the time smart in the way where they almost never can make a more solid point than me in whatever we're discussing the moralfags are the worst ones i dont even mean smarter on...

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Needless to say, the schizo also says he is good looking and posts gay dances on tiktok, which I won’t post here because it’s doxxing, but I assure you Dylan Boy I’ve seen all of them, and they are cagefuel

 

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he sent me his iq test, very big number...

 

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he sent me his iq test, very big number...

his first message to @Floda: be honest am i handsome (proceeds to send 3 autistic pics, as well as his address, his life situation, and his dick)

 

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his first message to @Floda: be honest am i handsome (proceeds to send 3 autistic pics, as well as his address, his life situation, and his dick)

ewww he is gay?!

 

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ewww he is gay?!

Nah just small dick

 

[Deleted member 24712]

Nah just small dick

hinge.d are u sure

 

[thickdickdaddy27]

lol first time I've ever heard of smelly penis syndrome

 

[Deleted member 25059]

he is a really abused dog. his chronic unemployment does not allow him to leave the forum, despite the fact that he hates it from the bottom of his heart, cause no one giving him even iota of validation

 

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he is a really abused dog. his chronic unemployment does not allow him to leave the forum, despite the fact that he hates it from the bottom of his heart, cause no one giving him even iota of validation

He is the forum joke like Dwayne but doesn’t realise it. So he’s dumber than dwyane

 

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hinge.d are u sure

I’ve seen his dick cause someone definitely not me catfished him a second time on discord after the Floda dude scammed him. He sent me his dick, his name, location, everything. Jfl desperate cuck. They used an ugly foid too

 

[czwarty]

I’ve seen his dick cause someone definitely not me catfished him a second time on discord after the Floda dude scammed him. He sent me his dick, his name, location, everything. Jfl desperate cuck. They used an ugly foid too

does it look like it has smelly syndrome?

 

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does it look like it has smelly syndrome?

Yeah, also below average and his foreskin is all weird, like a bitched circumcision.

 

[CalulArgintiu59]

lol first time I've ever heard of smelly penis syndrome

Probably last time too lol