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tongue reddening lollipop (colouring)

1. Fixes breath
2. Fixes tongue colouring
3. Tongue tastes good
4. Girls like playing with it and taking it off you

Experience: none I’m a incel. But still applies!
 
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thanks but if i go to the club i would be sitting the whole night in the corner watching all the people dancing so my breath would be my last problem
 
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Idk man, it looks kinda gay and weird. I have never seen anyone sucking on a stick on a night out. Everyone is just with drinks, although I am one of the few who uses gum on a night out, which I find as a much better option.
 
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thanks but if i go to the club i would be sitting the whole night in the corner watching all the people dancing so my breath would be my last problem
mirin pfp. who is the guy in the pic ?
 
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thanks but if i go to the club i would be sitting the whole night in the corner watching all the people dancing so my breath would be my last problem
You need to drink more and do drugs
 
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thanks but if i go to the club i would be sitting the whole night in the corner watching all the people dancing so my breath would be my last problem
low inhib max
Idk man, it looks kinda gay and weird. I have never seen anyone sucking on a stick on a night out. Everyone is just with drinks, although I am one of the few who uses gum on a night out, which I find as a much better option.
you can pull if off like a cool cowboy with a wheat branch in his mouth
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thanks but if i go to the club i would be sitting the whole night in the corner watching all the people dancing so my breath would be my last problem
It's because you don't drug yourself
 
tongue reddening lollipop (colouring)

1. Fixes breath
2. Fixes tongue colouring
3. Tongue tastes good
4. Girls like playing with it and taking it off you

Experience: none I’m a incel. But still applies!
going out on the town this weekend with friends, will try and report back, wish me luck
 
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is there anything that makes ur eyes not look swimmy AF after 10+ drinks
 
is there anything that makes ur eyes not look swimmy AF after 10+ drinks
Swimmy? If you mean like blood shot you can take murine eye drops they remove the redness
 
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an 8 ball
 
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doenst coke have a short half life and the high wears off quick? wouldnt you need a few lines for a night out
yes, but an 8 ball is more than a few lines
 
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Disclaimer need to be attractive to work durrrrr.
Maybe, just bring a rubber penis and start sucking on it when girls approach. If you're Chad, it certainly wont impede anything.
 
Disclaimer need to be attractive to work durrrrr.
Maybe, just bring a rubber penis and start sucking on it when girls approach. If you're Chad, it certainly wont impede anything.
Disclaimer there is still no downside to using it as a subhuman
 
Disclaimer there is still no downside to using it as a subhuman
It'll turn into a magic show of the invisible man does something with a lollipop
 
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