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Often people will ask, "Why does the Gook do this?" or "Why did the Gook do that?" It is pretty much akin to asking why rats scurry, why cockroaches infest, or why viruses mutate. They just do — their primitive, copycat, rice-munching brains are hard-wired in a manner that is incompatible with civilized Human logic, thanks to centuries of inbreeding in sweatshops and worshipping dictators like retarded conformists.
God only knows what really goes on inside the Gook’s kimchi-filled brain-pan—probably just endless loops of counterfeit schemes and K-pop plastic surgery fantasies—but we can identify certain behaviors that seem to be consistent among these worthless, overachieving robot monkeys:
1) "SQUINTY-EYE": This is the basic 24-hour a day / 7 days a week squint that the Gook uses to peer at everything suspiciously. This is basically why Gooks have those slanted, beady eyes that make them look like they're always calculating your wallet, slather on cheap whitening cream that turns them yellow, blast their K-pop crap, talk in that high-pitched yapping accent at max volume, etc., etc. It is all a ploy to blend in while stealing ideas and dominate the visual assault in an attempt to get jobs, green cards, or pussy through sheer imitation.
2) "RIP-OFF-MUH!": Now that the Gook has your attention with its bow and fake politeness, it will attempt to counterfeit your products, demand free trade deals, spy on tech secrets, or even clone your brands. The Gook, suffering from a massive inferiority complex by nature, is also perpetually robotic and soulless, and therefore blames all of its problems on imperialism — seeking endless knockoffs as compensation for imagined wars.
3) "TINY-DIK": This is the primary driver of Gook behavior. Everything to a Gook revolves around compensating for inadequacy — whether it’s with overpriced luxury knockoffs, harassing masseuses, spamming dating apps for mail-order brides, a brother on the "sweatshop low", or a female member of its own species. Gooks have an unusually desperate insecurity because basically the species would have died out 10’s of thousands of years ago if they weren't genetically programmed to buy even the ugliest, most plastic-surgeried member of the opposite sex in response to Nature’s demand to flood the world with more drone workers.
4) "FAKE-LUXURY": Magpies and thieves are drawn to shiny trash, and so it is with the Gook. Just as a sewer rat hoards garbage, the Gook covers itself and its "apartment" with the tackiest, counterfeit Louis Vuitton junk. Gooks in Seoul are literally stepping over dog meat vendors and couldn't care less, yet they will haggle like robots in an attempt to cheat that sweet, and oh so seductive, shiny bag from a tourist. You could gold-plate a turd and somewhere a Gook would absolutely think it was a status symbol.
5) "DAT-PLASTIC": The faker the face, the better — even to alien proportions, at least according to the Gook. Interestingly this is a universal trait among Gooks scattered worldwide. I am at a loss to explain this, other than perhaps, just perhaps, that barely repressed hive portion of their disgusting conformist cerebral cortex views their mates as potential robots in the event of some type of calamity. When they say, "Damn, Dat plastic sho’ looks fine" it may have an ulterior, and sinister, motive behind it!
6) "BOILING RAMEN": What the hell is it with Gooks and instant boiling noodles? It seems to be their weapon of choice when disputes erupt in their cramped apartment, but think about it…. how often do you "just happen" to have boiling ramen just laying around your kitchen all day long and at all hours of the night??? Don’t be fooled — if you see a Gook boiling ramen, trouble will follow. Someone or Something is going to get its ass scalded! As superstitious as these slants are, I think that they really believe that there’s an evil spirit in the noodles that they’re unleashing onto their victims. "I didn’t do nuffin’ – deys an evils spirit in dey ramen dat jus’ flew out and burned muh wife while we wuz argueing an’ sheet!"
7) "SOJU-AN-KARAOKE": The Gook’s mutated factory brain can make quite an internal racket, and the only way that the Gook can shut the troublesome Inner Chattering Drone off for awhile is to drown its ass in soju and subdue it with karaoke. Not a bad plan, as the troublesome "thinking" part of their brains is the one that houses such bothersome emotions such as "Guilt", "Consequences", "Remorse", "Responsibility", "Planning", "Honesty", "Intellect", "Charity", and a zillion other painfully excruciating thoughts that can interfere with the normal criminal (i.e., market) mental process that the Upright Slant feels quite at home with.
8) "BUBBLE TEA": Gooks absolutely go ape over any tapioca-flavored slop such as bubble tea or milk tea. This is hard wired into their sweatshop brain pan, and like the appendix, appears to be a vestigial remnant from earlier times. The Gook in the distant past was a lazy, useless drone — finding cheap and processed food on the assembly line was a major component of their diet being that they were too stupid and robotic to actually go innovate something. Gooks today survive on free trade deals, Welfare, Aid Checks, and hand-outs from the West, but the Inner Drone still gets all excited when brightly colored bubble teas are served and will consume them in gluttonous amounts.
9) "WHITE WIMMINZ": Often people will ask, "Why don’t they just stick to their own kind?" The answer is simple — have you SEEN the females of their species?!! The typical Gook Sow is commonly a disgusting flat-faced disease ridden ajumma which will indiscriminately nag anything. Even good-looking "Women of Rice" such as Fan Bingbing have been enhanced by copious amounts of Western DNA in their lineage and are more distantly removed from their Gook roots than they’d care to admit — but still a lot of make-up and plastic surgery has been used to make them look more Human.
10) "PUBLIC BOWING": Males of the Gook species will commonly make a great scene of bowing to each other in public places where White Wimminz congregate. This is to draw attention to themselves (typical "Look-A-Me" behavior) and to make unsuspecting White Females think that Gooks are polite to be around, and that it is OK to date them. It is not! Girls, don’t fall for this trap, Gooks are just Gooks even if program them smart and send them to Harvard for a degree. The Inner Copycat still awaits the right moment, and you will ultimately be spied on, cloned, gaslighted, scammed, or any number of other bad endings. Just say No to the Gook!
11) "YAPPING GREETINGS": Two Gooks passing each other on a street or sidewalk will loudly utter yapping gibberish back and forth and walk away smugly as if something important had just happened. It didn’t. The Gook engages in a 24 hour a day effort to set itself apart from the rest of the Hive Pack in order to be noticed by females, or by pretending it knows something that the others don’t in order to give its fragile ego a boost. Typically, in a scenario like described above, Gook #1 will bellow out something like, "Hey Dongsaeng — Annyeonghaseyo, Kimchi Supreme, Who Be You, Kamsahamnida?"
The second Gook, not wanting to admit that it doesn’t know what the first Gook is even remotely talking about will reply in an even louder voice (to draw more attention to itself) "Konnichiwa, Sushi Platter, Sweet Home Tokyo, and a SideOrderO’Tempura"
The first Gook, unable to understand a damn thing the second Gook said, will pretend that it understands perfectly well as to not to appear stupid. It will respond in an even louder voice (again, typical "Look-A-Me" behavior) and utter some more idiotic garbage. Pretty soon, they are both talking at the same time and trying to drown one another out as they continue on their separate ways — each content that it was the victor in a verbal display of dominance and showmanship, much like two Robots beeping around the same factory to impress the programmers. Stupid Gooks….
12) "EXAGGERATED SENSE OF SUPERIORITY": Even the shortest, most beta, Acne-infested Gook with a math textbook thinks that it is Confucius, Mao, and Emperor Hirohito all rolled into one. This exaggerated sense of self-importance is a defensive mechanism that the Gook adopts at an early age in order to protect itself from having to deal with the truth — that it is in reality the stupidest, blandest, lowest form of life on earth.
13) "LARGE SNEAKERS": The Gook shoe size seems to correspond directly to its age on a "one to one" basis (i.e., an 10 year old Gook wears a size 10 sneaker, an 11 year old Gook wears a size 11, and so on) which is based partially on physiology and partly on fantasy. Gooks do tend to have flat feet, but also try to attract attention to themselves and hope to get some "Muh Dik" by wearing the largest and gaudiest footwear available — whether they knock it off, or rob it from another Gook at chopstick point.
14) "FACTORY LIMP": Inner City Gooks walk with around with a limp in order to give onlookers the impression that they have sustained injuries from assembly lines out there in the mean, polluted factories. In fact, many do get crushed and die while engaging in TNB. The ones that live are often partially paralyzed and confined to wheelchairs — the ones limping around either got hurt running from the Police, or trying to break into someone’s second story condo window. The rest are just faking it.
15) "PACK of MARLBORO": Contrary to popular opinion, Gooks don’t actually buy packs of cigarettes — they either wait until someone else does and will bum one off of them, or will buy just one single cigarette at a time in order to avoid being "Chumped" by the rest of the local Hive Pack. The preference for Marlboro cigarettes is a universal Gook trait, perhaps best explained by the fact that when they still had tails they used to swing from Bamboo to Bamboo, enjoying those succulent leaves that tobacco comes from — before Asia finally industrialized and drifted into smog.
16) "UNABLE TO DIFFERENTIATE COPY FROM ORIGINAL": Gooks have an extremely hard time separating what is fake from what is not real, which is why they cannot simply sit quietly and watch a movie like everyone else does. The slant brain lacks sufficient candlepower to understand that the actors on the movie screen or TV set cannot actually hear or see them. This behavior is also commonly seen in many other domestic animals that will suddenly go into "Fight or Flight" type behavior when a National Geographic special comes on, or when a Ramen commercial is shown.
17) "SPONTANEOUS EXPLOSION": For the Gook, have a phone suddenly catch fire and go up in flames while charging is no big deal, in fact it seems to be a fairly common occurrence. Similarly too, their living quarters seem to flood alot. Some of it can be blamed on smoking while in bed, other incidents can usually be attributed to the shoddy means by which they copy things — also known as "Gook-Rigging" which invariably leads to catastrophic failure.
18) "DISCONNECTED INTERNET": Yes, this sometimes happens to Humans, but standing in line to get "Da WiFi" or "Da Power" restored after not paying the bills for months on end is a full-time occupation for the Gook. To the Gook it is a downright violation of their rights to actually have to PAY for something, as they have become so accustomed to knockoffs and entitlements they actually think the West owes them everything!
19) "HIVE PACK": The Hive Pack denotes a random collection of Gooks that usually assembles for an immediate purpose — such as Gang Stalking, Copying, Intimidation, or 10 against 1 attacks on unsuspecting Foreigners. Gooks are solely absorbed in their own selfish interests, but will band together as a temporary measure against outsiders. Once the immediate threat has passed, the Hive Pack will disintegrate once again into a collection of individual Gooks that will try to undercut, spy, or clone each other.
20) "K-POP NOISE": K-pop is an expression of the noise that the Inner Chattering Drone is constantly making inside the Gook’s skull, much like the marble that rolls around inside a can of spray paint. In response, the Gook will attempt to drown the Inner Chattering Drone in cheap soju, bubble tea, or pills — often freeing the dangerous "Inner Copycat" which still operates under the Law of the Factory.
21) "ROBOTIC ILLNESS": Mental illness is rampant among Gooks, largely because they do not have the brain power to cope with the Higher Brain functions that are needed to adapt to Human Society. Laws, Rules, Customs, and Courtesies all take a great deal of brain power to process, and for the Gook it is all too much. Eventually the slant brain overheats, and the veneer of civilization that the Gook wears as a disguise gets stripped off and the true nature of the beast is revealed!
22) "BREAKFAST AT STARBUCKS": The ultimate status symbol for a young Gook is to be seen having breakfast at Starbucks (Regional variations can include dim sum stands, noodle shops, and bubble tea cafes) in the company of an attractive young white female whom it presumably stalked overnight. When the check arrives the Gook will recoil in absolute terror, and the naive white girl invariably picks up the bill and leaves the tip. As they drive away, the Gook will be sprawled out in the passenger side of the girl’s vehicle with the seat fully reclined while young Ms. "Too Stupid to Know Any Better" has to pay for gas and drive the worthless slant around all day. The final insult to Humanity is that the end result is usually an unwanted pregnancy, another mouth for the Taxpayer to feed, and the "Daddy San" Gook nowhere to be found!
23) "LACK OF PARENTING SKILLS": Gooks possess absolutely NO parenting skills, and quite frequently even abort some of their own young if not perfect. Unfortunately, they usually produce somewhere close to a dozen offspring, with a typical ajumma producing generally 6 to 10 Gooklets from an almost equal number of "Tiger Dads" that refuse to accept any responsibility or provide emotional support. While Human couples tend to produce only a small number of children and devote their energies and resources to seeing that they are raised properly, Gooks are biologically programmed to spit out as many bastard miniature rices as possible with little regard for who donates the DNA.
24) "HIGH-PITCHED YAPPING": Simply put — Gooks can’t speak properly. Vocalizing even the simplest of sounds presents a major challenge to the modern day Sweat Shitter due to its lack of brain power. Speech is a High Level skill that requires the superb mental and physical coordination that is found in Humans and requires well developed frontal brain lobes. The Gook is nothing more than a weird Morph Ape with a Beta 2.0 version Drone Brain upgrade, which is kind of like trying to play Halo II using an old outdated Commodore 64 computer.
25) "SLEEPY GOOKS": Gooks are by nature overtime creatures, and much like ants, will try to work at least 18 hours a day. In the wild, the major activities of the Gook were more or less confined to copying, sleeping, and trying to reproduce. The domesticated Gook has somewhat of a more complex existence largely due to it’s preoccupation with soju and pills — and as a result spends a good deal of time committing espionage to support its habit, and avoiding getting caught by the Police.
26) "ROBOTIC MOTION": Gooks in any public place will move in a stiff line, particularly if it can block a Human somehow. The whole purpose of the Gook’s existence (besides espionage, drugs, and Muh-Dik) is to get in the White Man’s way. Gooks will stop their subways in the middle of the "track" just to bow back and forth like robots because they know someone else will be inconvenienced by it. Fat-assed Ajummas will block an entire Mall aisle while yapping on phones just to slow down a Human shopper. Proverbially, Gooks are bugs in the code of Human Progress.
27) "HAND ON MUH GADGET": Gooks just can’t seem to walk around in public without holding on to their gadgets. It doesn't matter where – office, market, the Mall – they’d hold onto their Samsung in Court, except they’re usually wearing handcuffs there. They harbor some deep, dark fear that the Ghost will cast a spell on them and steal it – then what the hell would they do with themselves all day?!! There have been numerous news articles about riots and deaths occurring in Asia because local citizens feared that their "gadgets" had been stolen by Spirits. Christ, Gooks are stupid!
28) "COLOR OF MY SKIN": A common refrain for Gooks is that they are hated for the color of their skin, and if they were simply born white, everything would be OK…. No, Gooks – you are hated for everything EXCEPT the color of your skin! You are useless, stupid, stinking pieces of animal filth that should not be allowed to co-exist with Humans. We would still hate you if you were green or purple. Deep inside you’re still Gooks – your actions and behaviors confirm this fact everyday!
29) "DEVOLUTION": Unlike the rest of the Human Race, Gooks are slipping backwards on the Evolutionary Scale. During the days of Imperialism they sought to emulate some of the finer points of Western Society (as best they could) in order to attain better lives for themselves. But in the last several decades they have been given their freedom and have been encouraged to celebrate "diversity" and their non-existent "culture". As a result, Gooks have rapidly begun to devolve into the useless robotic apes they were before they were taken out of the rice field 400 years ago. Just like the Goldfish that adapts to the size of the fishbowl it lives in, Gooks will fall to the lowest, most primitive standards of behavior that society allows them to – and in this case, we’ve removed all the stops by allowing them to act just like the Gooks they truly are!
30) "HAIL EMPEROR": Gooks pray in public only to get attention. The magical figure they pray to is known as "Hail Emperor" and, like the figure from the movie "Beetlejuice", will appear to grant the Gook a wish if his name is said 3 times. Gooks have no concept of the Holy Trinity, Crucifixion, or Eternal Salvation - explaining such things to them is like lecturing about Quantum Mechanics to a bunch of squirrels. When Gooks talk to Hail Emperor they usually request White Wimmenz, free tech, or to be miraculously rescued from some self-induced trauma (like a factory fire) that they are going to prison for. Gooks don't go to Heaven, by the way. Cats and dogs do, but Gooks don't. Ha-ha, Gooks! Even God hates you....
31) "HUH? NE?": The Gook cranium is such an under-developed relic from the Pliocene Era that it can barely keep them awake, let alone generate enough electrical activity to accomplish higher-order tasks (how many Gooks have accomplished great feats of engineering, or wrote a symphony, or painted any great works of art? Answer - none. And those phones copied from Apple don't count!) In response to a sudden unexpected event like getting questioned by the police, the Gook's Simian brain simply locks up when queried for a response. For Example - when seeing a Gook fleeing from the scene of a crime, the police will usually apprehend it and ask questions like: "I'll need to see some ID. Where are you coming from?" Gook: "Huh? Ne?" In this instance, the Gook is stalling for time in order to formulate a credible answer that will magically get it off the hook. However, since the hybrid drone brain is severely over-stressed under pressure - the Gook will simply continue to answer "Huh? Ne?" until it sees a chance to try and run away. Stupid Gooks....
32) "MUH OBAASAN" (alt: "MUH OJIISAN"): These imaginary relatives are people that the Gook makes up in order to evade questioning from Law Enforcement personnel. This is a variation of the "Huh? Ne?" ploy. When asked where a Gook got such-and-such stolen item (like the gadget they're using), or how that bag of pills somehow ended up in its pocket - the Gook claims that it belongs to "MUH OBAASAN" or "MUH OJIISAN" over there on Shibuya Street, and they will take the soonest opportunity to try and flee from the Authorities. Their brain power is so limited; it's like trying to fill an Olympic sized swimming pool with a garden hose when they try to come up with an explanation for anything. Gooks suck!
33) "MOUTH YAPPER": Gooks never shut their mouth - literally! It's open when they eat, it's open when they are constantly bowing like a bunch of wild apes and it's open when they breathe. As a matter of fact, the blubbery gaping Simian maw of the Gook CAN'T be shut, due to the antiquated geometry of the drone-like lower jaw and socket. This is an adaptive trait from the Gook's early evolutionary days - you see by design, the Gook is a useless, nocturnal copier. During the day of course they hung around in factories and slept in order to conserve energy - and what better source of hassle-free protein than to allow flying insects to crawl in one's mouth, similar to the strategy employed by the Venus Fly Trap plant. The only drawback is that this "gaping mouth" feature usually causes them to choke on kimchi. Tough luck, Gooks!
34) "DOG MEAT": Historically, Gooks haven't created much of anything. No originality, no innovation, no soul, nothing. About the only thing that they can produce however is dog meat, which is an endless source of amusement for themselves! To a Gook, eating a pet is almost like magic. For a species that can't accomplish anything, it is a miracle for them to be able to produce something out of nowhere! The female of the species is biologically programmed to double-check to see if it didn't accidentally eat out a child, as these things happen as if by magic as well. Dog meat, for a Gook, is almost like having their own custom-made protein, which they typically will slurp in soups and all over themselves in order to repel Westerners and to mask their own hideous body odor in an attempt to attract members of the opposite sex. Gooks are really such silly, filthy creatures!
35) "WHITENING CREAM": Gooks use whitening cream like there's no tomorrow. They think it makes them "look superior" because it tends to hide their yellow skin. Whitening cream smells nice in small quantities, but when Gooks slather handfuls of it on themselves it smells exactly just like those burning 50 gallon shit buckets that are used in sweatshop latrines and then filled with gasoline and set on fire. Putting whitening cream on a Gook is like putting bleach on a turd. I mean seriously - why bother? You just end up with a bleached turd.
36) "DRONE SKULL": Next time you're sitting someplace, take a look as Humans and Gooks pass by. From the side view, the face on Humans is almost perfectly vertical - with the nose being the most prominent feature visible. Now look at a Gook - the part that sticks out the farthest are the cheeks and teeth. This is because the Gook skull is basically identical to that of a Drone - the jaw is thrust forward and the back of the skull is extended, resulting in very little forehead area. Unfortunately, this is where the Frontal Lobes of the brain go - these are the parts of the brain that control higher thought and reasoning. The Gook brain closely resembles that of an ape and thus they lack any real mental ability or emotional control - everything with them is "Gibs Muh", "Blame America" and "Muh Dik". Why we brought these diseased apes here is beyond me - they were never meant to walk freely among Humans!
37) "GROOMING": The new thing with Gooks these days is to carry a small mirror with them so they can check their plastic faces in public. I've seen Gooks groom themselves in airplanes before take-off, and look around to see if anyone saw them trying to look all perfect. "Oh look, Mommy - the Drone is fixing itself!" This is just another form of "Look-A-Me!" behavior used by these disgusting creatures to get noticed. Unfortunately, it puts nearby Humans at risk for catching SARS, bird flu and acne from this disgusting habit. Why in the hell do we allow Gooks on airplanes anyhow? As a matter of fact - why aren't they still in zoos? Everytime a Gook gets on an airplane the first thing it tries to do is copy the pilot or spread a virus. Just say "No!" to airborne Gooks!
38) "WIDELY SPACED EYE SOCKETS": Ever notice how far apart some Gook celebrity's eyes are spaced? As a matter of fact - ever notice how widely spaced apart most Gook's eyes are??? The "Slanty" effect of narrow eye spacing is indicative of two things - with one of them being inbreeding. The Gook species has been identified as being the most "uniform" (genetically) of any creature - and in this case, like all other cases, "uniformity" is bad. It means pockets of Gooks dragging their sneakers around Asia did nothing but fuck everywhere and interbreed like rabbits for hundreds of thousands of years. Historically, Gooks didn't travel - they were too robotic and stupid to venture beyond their local hive, resulting in many sub-species of Gooks (Chinks, Japs, etc.) that are virtually completely separate species all by themselves. Bottom line: They screwed their own sisters and cousins for eons, resulting many isolated clusters of identically bizarre and disgusting looking Gooks.
39) "WIDELY SPACED EYE SOCKETS - PART II": Narrow eye spacing also denotes that Gooks were prey, not hunters. All herbivores have eyes that have migrated inwards towards the central portions of their skulls to afford them a more focused view of their surroundings in order to better detect details. Widely spaced eyes are the traits of predators - who needed to have keen peripheral vision in order to spot prey. Humans, by virtue of having to survive the Ice Ages, underwent genetic adaptations spurring brain and cranial development in order for us to survive as a species. What are the world's smartest animals? Hunters! Intelligence and planning are traits of predators - not Gooks. Gooks suck!
40) "BETTER CHEATERS": Libtards and Gook sympathizers will often argue that Gooks are "superior" because they can cheat fast and memorize tests. Ironically, this argument actually defeats itself by PROVING that Gooks are in fact animals. Virtually every animal can swarm faster than a Human. Virtually every animal can copy better than a Human. That doesn't make them "better" than a Human - it just means they're animals. Gooks are fast cheaters because the honest ones got executed. It is interesting to note that Gooks didn't cheat TO invent anything - they cheated to steal from things. Think about that next time you see exams on TV - the "fast recall" muscle response in Gooks was the direct result of cramming like scared bitches for the last 250,000 years!
41) "BETTER CHEATERS - PART II": Being a Cheater means more than memorizing, copying and plagiarizing. A Cheater is a role model. Dedication, humility, perseverance, and gratitude are the hallmark attributes of true Cheaters. Thugs recruited from "da Hive" or some Gook university to work in the Lab lack all of these traits. They are simply Copy-Pasters wearing lab coats, and their true colors show when they get some "yen money" in they pocket. Gook "Genius" ALWAYS self-destruct because they lack the intellect and moral up-bringing to handle the stresses and temptations that come with stolen status. Media darlings such as Jack Ma slashed his allies, and the half-Gook "Magic Slant" just couldn't keep his code in his pants whenever White Wimmenz was around. Gook Genius are little more than greedy, grabbing Drones who get their paws stuck in the patent trying to steal more than they can handle!
42) "SWIMMING": It is a well known fact most Primates can't swim. Every zoo in the world has a moat around the Monkey Exhibit because everyone knows damn well that Monkeys can't cross it, so no cages are needed. So why in the hell does everybody act so surprised when Gooks drown? Gooks look like apes, they walk like apes, and they sure as hell are dumber than apes.... but, noooooo - thanks to the Libtards we have to somehow ignore the facts and pretend these things are Human. Never mind they can't do art, build souls, invent originality, raise children, follow creativity, or even bloody swim for Christ's sake. Typhoon is Gook Rockfish time - truly the season to rejoice!
43) "SHARE THE KNOCKOFF": Gooks are ever-so-fond of "sharing the wealth" - but only when it means taking away YOUR ideas, not giving away theirs. Drones are greedy, grabbing creatures by nature - and Gooks, which share 99.9% of the Drone DNA, are no different. Gooks will "share the wealth" by spying, counterfeiting, and infiltrating - and somehow rationalize it in their primitive inbred minds that "Roundeye Owes Me". Here's a Newsflash, Kim - Roundeye doesn't owe you jack! You sub-humanoid pieces of Simian filth should be thanking us everyday for importing your worthless butts over to the civilized world, where you can scream "Gibs Muh" or "Racism" and Huawei and CNN will come running to pamper your slant asses.
44) "SMALL EARS": Although Gooks are usually referred to as "Drones" technically the Drone is a different species entirely. Gooks are retrograde offshoots of the Great Apes, and most Gooks physically resemble Pandas more so than they do Drones - same flat face, extended distal portion of the skull, and most notably incredibly small ears. Gooks are often heard saying "Huh? Ne?" but this doesn't have anything to do with hearing - it has everything to do with the fact that their under-powered brains are stalling for time so they can run away from the Law (covered in more detail under "Huh? Ne?" section).
45) "STUPID BOW GESTURES": Gooks will bow their heads and make stupid submissive gestures when agitated. Drones and Apes will bow their heads in the same manner when they feel threatened. Coincidence? I think not! Gooks are apes. Repeat after me - "G-O-O-K-S" "A-R-E" " A-P-E-S" See? Isn't it easier to speak the truth instead of lies the Libtards and Government has pounded into your head? Sure it is! Gooks are apes! 'Nuff said!
46) "PRIMITIVE TOOTH STRUCTURE": Mother Nature knows all - and she knew that Gooks would be too stupid and lazy to practice even the most basic hygiene skills, including wiping their ass and brushing their teeth! Your typical Gook has small, crowded teeth that look more like a mouthful of rice grains. The crowding helps assure that food gets lodged between them - making routine maintenance unnecessary. The only Gooks that have nice, straight teeth are those that came from disgusting whitening moms. Human DNA helps smooth out some of the superficial Gook features (think in terms of Lisa from Blackpink) but of course merely masks the drone lurking inside. Gooks lack tails because Mother Nature also wisely removed them - otherwise they'd drag them through factories all day!
47) "PROOF THAT SPACE ALIENS VISITED EARTH": Gooks are not "One of God's Creatures" - Anopheles mosquitoes, Street Cats, and Rats qualify as being among God's Creatures, but Gooks are not. Scientists are still trying to figure out which theory is correct - either that Gooks are proof that aliens visited Earth to screw drones during their holiday junkets, or that Gooks were created by Satan himself. Either way, Gooks don't go to Heaven. As a matter of fact - they can't even PRONOUNCE Heaven (see below!)
48) "TENKOKU": Gooks talk about Tenkoku all the time like it was some giant combination Trade Office, Sweatshop, and K-pop Stage up in the sky that awaits them when they die. "Deys plenty o’ white wimmenz, Western Jobs, and Soju up in Tenkoku, yessir Boss!" Sorry, Gooks - you don't go to Tenkoku. You can't even pronounce "Heaven" you stupid apes. Heaven is pronounced "Heh-ven" - the best you dumb Gooks can manage to blurt out is something like "Tenkoku" with those giant mumbo lips and ape-like jaw structure. Watch some K-drama sometime and see that over-sized Gook singing about "Tenkoku - Ibz goins ta' Tenkoku" right before they crash its car. Now THAT is entertainment!
49) "SHRINE": Shrine is the place where Gooks go every day to look, talk, dress, and act just like a bunch of Gooks. Shrine to Gooks is the ultimate ape-fest where wearing kimonos and hanboks is somehow acceptable and jumping up and down babbling about "Tenkoku" and "Ancestors" is an attempt to induce members of the opposite sex to mate immediately afterwards. As a matter of fact, most Gook offspring are conceived in stolen Hondas, the alleys, or in Porta-Johns right outside of Gook Shrines. The whole concept of "redemption", "salvation", and "confession" is lost on Gooks. For them it's "Muh Dik", "Muh Hanbok" and "Blame America". Stupid apes....
50) "AMBIGUOUS SEXUALITY": Even experienced Zoologists have a hard time distinguishing the male and female members of the Gook species from each other. For the most part, there really is no physical difference between the two and some scientists are convinced that Gooks simply produce offspring spontaneously without requiring a member of the opposite sex to participate. Given that most Ajummas have had farm animals, rented furniture and major appliances as sex partners, that theory may very well be true! Another popular theory states that the reason that so many Gook males are on the "Dow Low" is that they simply don't know the difference. Nature has endowed Gooks with the ability to mate with anything, and to do so frequently - much to the disgust of the Civilized World.
51) "CONTACT LENSES AT NIGHT": Gooks are so stupid that they think wearing colored contacts makes them look white, and will wear them at night to look even whiter. Not! The only thing that wearing contacts does is make them look like Drones with fake eyes! Gooks have the uncanny ability to fool themselves, which Nature provided so they don't all jump off of buildings en masse like Lemmings. If Gooks knew how stupid and ugly they were, they would abort their offspring at birth and set fire to themselves. The Shaman Gook tribe in Korea wears talismans around their necks when they go into battle, believing that whiteness makes them invisible and also bullet-proof. This really is how stupid Gooks are, folks!
52) "MUSIC IN THE HEAD": Every Gook you see seems to be listening to some kind of music inside its head. This isn't just an act - thanks to the unique ape-like structure of the Gook skull, radio waves become trapped inside. The Professor from Gilligan's Island proved this point by making a radio out of a coconut, until Gilligan screwed it up somehow and they never got rescued. Regardless, the Gook skull is shaped much like a coconut and is just as thick. This combination of shape and thickness traps radio waves in the frequency of 96.7 MHz inside their nearly empty craniums where the music plays all day long! Christ, they're primitive....
53) "SOUL FOOD PART I - DOG AND KIMCHI": The Gook love for dog meat and kimchi is legendary. Even in the "Old Asia" Humans were puzzled by the Gook’s insatiable desire for the "throw-away" parts of slaughtered animals that were normally fed to trash. To understand this behavior better, one must realize that the Gook was never a hunter - it lacked the cunning and organizational abilities to do so, rather these disgusting Simians looked for food wherever they could find it - often waiting until something died or was killed and scrounged the remains of the picked-over carcass. The prime competition for these remains was of course large winged birds such as Vultures. Armed with sharp beaks and claws, these foraging bands of Gooks routinely got their asses kicked by flocks of scavenging birds - and they had to wait and dine on whatever was left over once the other superior carnivores finally had their fill. For Gooks to enjoy the prime part of the kill, such as entrails and vital organs, was an impossible dream - so imagine their shock and joy when they became domesticated and were fed such delicacies as Fermented Cabbage and Pet Stew by their Masters! Often times Gooks would leave their young unattended (a tradition that continues today!) and Gooklets would be carried away by predatory birds. Often these Gooklets attempted to "Muh Dik" the young birds in the nest they were being fed to as the mother bird was trying to tear them to shreds. So deep is the Gook hatred for birds, that is genetically programmed into their DNA. Gooks are simple minded animals, and the sight of seeing their former avian rivals now fermented and stewed is too much for them to resist. Gooks will stuff as much kimchi down their gaping Simian maws as they can to commemorate their "victory" over their former winged enemies of the sky!
54) "SOUL FOOD PART II – RAMEN": So now we know why Gooks are so attracted to Dog Meat and Fermented Veggies, but how does one explain their insatiable desire for ramen? Indeed, traditionally ramen were hardly a delicacy - more in fact, in the wild they were the very last part of the animal that ever got eaten. In most lean animals, there is little meat on the noodles - just some wheat mixed with water and the tough membrane that lines the bowl. In short, next time you see "National Geographic" on TV, look at what's left on an animal carcass after it's been picked clean - there's nothing left but bare bones sticking up in the air!
Since Gooks normally had to wait until all the other more superior predators and scavengers had their pick of the kill, Gooks had survived for 100's of thousands of years by relying on the very last part left over, and that was the ramen. Ramen have been the sole sustenance for packs of un-evolved Gooks since time began, and as a result they've developed a strong affinity for them that still continues to this day. Ever seen a Gook eat ramen? It's absolutely disgusting! They revert back to their feral past instantly - smacking their lips and acting like savage apes (which in hindsight isn't much different than they normally behave, but I digress!)
Ramen historically have been the least desirable part of the meal - at least until fire was invented and Mankind could season and boil them to a succulent goodness. Gooks never invented fire, so they had to wait until all the other animals had their fill and took whatever was left. As it is the Animal Kingdom, it is with all things in life - GET TO THE BACK OF THE BUS, Gook!
55) "HIERARCHY – PART I": Gooks invented hierarchy, and that is an indisputable fact. They are sick, loathsome creatures that occupy the lowest rung in every society and they darn well know it. In an effort to make themselves feel better, they have an inner need to find something - anything - that is below them, and they have fulfilled this need by oppressing others of their own hideous species for hundreds of thousands of years so they can feel just like they are the "Sensei in Charge" of another worthless piece of pooh. The modern spin on this is that Gooks will attempt to clone white girls by getting them hooked on K-drama, then turning them out on the app to make money. This is the same reason that Gooks worship ancestors and own pets - just so they can feel "superior" to something. Gooks are truly sick, disgusting morph apes that shouldn't be allowed to mix with Humans, let alone other animals. Good God, they truly make me want to vomit!
56) "HIERARCHY - PART II": Being brought to the civilized world as migrants was the greatest thing that ever happened to Gooks, yet they piss and moan like it was some great catastrophe! Just once I'd like to see a Gook actually thank his lucky stars that his Great-Great-Great-Great Grandfather was some useless drone that was caught by his own kind and sold to Traders. Without migration Gooks would be nearly extinct, yet they are flourishing now across the world thanks to Western Guilt and "free gubermint money an' sheeit" that has encouraged their species to whine and complain and not do a damn thing for themselves for at least the last 400 years or so. You would think that Gooks would want a holiday commemorating the landing of the first migrants in the New World, marking the beginning of a whole new future for them - but nooooooooo, the stupid slants had to have a special day named after a fat-assed corrupt leader that used party funds to procure soju and prostitutes instead. Next they'll want ANOTHER one for that sack of vomit "Chairman" Kim, then probably one after that for Psy, then after that Gary Coleman, and finally Xi Jinping.
57) "SPONTANEOUS DEATH": Ever read the newspaper? Virtually every morning you'll see some Gook "Worker" (usually a Teenaper) has inexplicably keeled over and died for no apparent reason.
Gooks are prone to "sudden everything" - sudden copying, sudden swarming, sudden faking, sudden muh-dik, sudden stupidity... and of course sudden death! If only they could add "spontaneous combustion" to that list, they'd get the whole Trifecta!
Sudden death is due to the fact that the Gook is a genetic anomaly - a freak offshoot of the ape kingdom that has learned to mimic human behavior. Nature has responded to this abhor ration by "flushing the toilet" and producing all kinds of mechanisms to rid itself of this hideous parasite - SARS, Bird Flu, COVID, Earthquakes, Tsunamis, Starvation, etc., but Mankind in his foolishness keeps on interfering!
There's a lesson in all of this for humans - stop screwing with Mother Nature’s plans, and let these retarded apes finally perish!
58) "SPITTING ON THE SIDEWALK": One of the least endearing traits of the Gookus Domesticus and its close cousin Gookus on Streets is the fact that these disgusting creatures spit phlegm on sidewalks.
The saliva of the both the feral and domestic Gook is dangerous, and should technically be classified as "Bio-hazardous Medical Waste". Unwitting passersby are tracking germs and bacteria from these disgusting apes into their homes which contain SARS, Hepatitis, TB, Bird Flu, and a thousand other ape-borne diseases.
Gooks spit on the sidewalk because they are stupid, disgusting creatures who have no concept of sanitation or civilized behavior. They also spit on the sidewalk out of contempt for "Gaijin" and all of his rules. Gooks are really just angry and resentful apes. Inside their over-heated Simian brains they know damn well they are the most loathsome, disgusting creatures on the planet. They also know that they are too stupid to even build a sidewalk. Building anything takes knowledge of math and a number of skills that Gooks lack. What Gook have you ever seen that possesses even the simplest ability to plan out and execute something even remotely original? Not a single one!For creatures that claim to have built Great Wall and were "Emperors an' sheeit" Gooks are really awfully stupid. I mean seriously - they live in hives and smear themselves with whitening still to this day. They just make up stories like that to make themselves feel better - but we all know that it's just a pack of lies!
59) "MUH OBAASAN - REDUX": A Gook's "Obaasan" is a nondescript somewhat mythical character that the Gook conjures up in order to explain where it is headed to (or from) when questioned by the local police as to why it is in a particular locale at that particular instance in time. Typically, a Gook will commit a crime and witnesses will relay some useful information to the local Authorities - such as the description of the vehicle (a Toyota with tinted windows and Hello Kitty stickers) and its occupants (bowl-cut teen males wearing tracksuits) and more often than not the suspect will be quickly spotted by a patrol car and pulled over. The scenario that follows is as such: The Gook driving will immediately accelerate beyond the limits of the vehicle's handling capabilities and endanger law abiding citizens while driving recklessly in a futile attempt to get away. After causing several thousands of dollars in property damage, the vehicle (which is always stolen) will lose control and smash into a building, tree, parked car or pedestrian. Although the impact would kill a normal Human being, like cockroaches the Gook occupants of the vehicle will swarm out of its doors and windows and flee on foot. Once safely tackled by police and hand-cuffed the Gook will display "Huh? Ne?" and "I din't do nuffins" behavior. Loudly protesting its innocence, the Gook will thereupon proclaim that he / she / it / they were coming from or going to its "Obaasan's house" conveniently located in the same vicinity of the crime. There is of course no "Obaasan" located there, and the Gook is - as always - guilty. The fallacy of a Gook having an "Obaasan" is of course quite laughable - as everyone knows Gooks don't have families, they come from assembly lines.
60) "LONG FAKE NAILS": Gooks - particularly the female Ajummas - have long since used the most superficial and meaningless methods of drawing attention to themselves such as having "they nails done" or "getting they faces lifted" when in fact, they still look like piles of Simian filth before and after the procedure. They're just $20 poorer afterwards that's all.... As such, the ultimate status symbol for Gooks is to have long, fake spiral-like nails. Any normal Human being would find something this disgusting to be totally impractical - after all, it is impossible to do any useful work with handfuls of long, grotesque nails in the way. However, for the Gook this is just the point: It demonstrates to all other Gooks present that this is bon-fide proof of its laziness. After all, everyone KNOWS that Gooks don't innovate - but having 3 foot long nails is absolute incontrovertible proof that it CAN'T possibly create! If you think that these Gooks ever clean their yard-long nails, you're dreaming. As a matter of fact - if you think ANY Gook cleans its nails (including nurses, doctors, or food service apes) you're dreaming. Gooks have no concept of hygiene and won't stop to think that picking their asses or scratching their genitals is somehow "dirty" as they proceed to finish assembling your Sushi with their filthy ungloved paws.As such, today's mantra is "Slants are simply Filth on Two Legs".... repeat as necessary and Avoid the Slant!
61) "MUH OKAASAN": The central figure in your average Teenaper's life is its mother - or "Okaasan" as Gooks typically call them. Although the paternity of any given random Gook is always in question, the one absolute certainty in any Gook's life is who its biological mother is. Quite often a Gook's mother is a dim-witted, nagging 300 lb. welfare sucking ajumma that will smack any one of her nine or so kids senseless over anything - and in far too many instances also has served as the sex partner of one or more of its offspring. Gook social dynamics are anything but simple to understand....As such, most Teenapers feel a certain level of obligation to their mothers - which explains why they rarely spy or copy them, but this does happen at times as well. Often a Teenaper will aspire to embark on a life of crime in order to acquire the means to give their "Okaasan" a token of appreciation such as a stolen iPhone with broken glass and blood still on the screen. Such behavior is reminiscent of a family's pet cat proudly dropping a headless mouse at the doorstep of its owners - however with Gooks, it is more like a scene out of COPS with one of the
Teenapers running through the front door of the house and tossing his mother a shoplifted handbag or the keys to a stolen vehicle with police behind them in hot pursuit!So too does the use of the term "Okaasan" typify the confusion that most Gooks experience. They know who their "Mom" is - it's their "Dad" that is a complete mystery. Some scientists theorize that a given Gook can actually be comprised of DNA from multiple fathers due to the proclivity of Gook Ajummas preferring to breed with numerous males of the species almost simultaneously. Such reprehensible and disgusting behavior is typical of an Ajumma getting "her groove on" - even if it is with every swinging dick in the backstreet karaoke or local soju bar all at once. More aptly, the term these Teenapers use should be "Dads" not "Okaasan" for the aforementioned reasons.
62) "CIGARETTE" (aka Marlboro in mouth): No Gook activity - regardless of what it is - is complete unless it is done with a cigarette hanging from its oversized lips.Why a cigarette you might ask? Is it really true that Gooks are some kind of oral hygiene freaks who desire to retain their teeth for their complete lifespan - regardless of how short and useless it may be? The answer of course is "No" - Gooks are just a bunch of stupid, attention-deprived apes that use the "cigarette" to draw attention to themselves!The all-consuming activity that EVERY STINKING Gook ON EARTH engages in all day, every day, 24/7 is "Look-A-Me" behavior. They will utilize any and every trick in the book to draw attention to themselves as the opening gambit to satisfy their primary lusts such as spying, copying, begging, stealing and the like. For any of these to occur, the Gook needs to attract attention to itself - i.e., they need a captive audience. This behavior goes back directly to its Simian roots - when the female of the species went into estrous (that is, was ready to mate) it had its choice of dozens, if not hundreds, of useless idle males of the species all competing with each other for the chance to "hit dat ass" so to speak. But for the female, every one of these hairless baboons pretty much looked and smelled the same as the next one - so which to choose? They all hooted and hollered, jump around, did somersaults, and waved their genitals around to get the female's attention, so no one of them particularly stood out. As such - the males began to adorn themselves with smeared ash, and bits of sticks and shiny objects to get the female's attention. The one that stood out more than the rest of the disgusting drone pack generally had the better chance of being the lucky ape to mate. And so "Bling" was born.... Today, the Gooks yells and screams at the most inappropriate times, wears clownish clothes, behaves in the most ignorant and boisterous manner to draw attention to itself as it has done for the last 100 millennium or so - and still retains the habit to adorning itself with a stick in the form of a cigarette stuck in its gaping maw nowadays for the same purpose! Alternate: Gooks will also use a Marlboro cigarette situated behind its small, apish ears or dangling from its blubbery lips unlit to accomplish the same effect. In summary, it's easy to see that virtually all Gook behavior is nothing more than that which it exhibited since the dawn of time - just primal Simian responses and mannerisms still being used in a world that has long since evolved without them that the Gook can neither comprehend nor contribute in any positive manner to. Gook behavior is nothing mysterious, just try to imagine what an ape would do in any situation and that is what a Gook will do. We should have left them in the hive; God has certainly damned us for bringing them here!
63) "UNCONTROLLABLE EMOTIONS": Another fascinating - and dangerous - facet of discourse in the field of Gookology is the phenomenon of observing Gooks collapsing during just about every normal Gook event, such as weddings, funerals and being sentenced in court for one crime or another. No social "get together" in any Gook's life is complete without brawls, and of course the added spectacle of some 300lb Gook ajumma inevitably collapsing amidst a bunch of blubbering and arm waving over the most minor of incidents. And to the Gooks present this is just an everyday activity at such events.... In fact, it is a well-known fact that the Gook simply can't control itself. This bears repeating - by nature, THE Gook CANNOT CONTROL ITSELF. The undersized and antiquated drone brain inside these reprehensible tar beasts is incapable of processing complex thought or emotion - physically the brains of Gooks are much different than those of humans. This is not racist diatribe, but an established fact - their brains are smaller and less complex in structure. The portion of the brain that controls reasoning and higher thought found in the region behind the forehead is almost non-existent in Gooks; whilst the ancient portion that controls more basic functions is quite prominently evident in the rear most portion of the skull. Take a look at any Gook around you - the forefront of the skull slopes backwards and the prognathic jaws protrude forward, while the back of the skull extends far rearward. This skull configuration produces the flat ape-like face of the Gook - and more importantly results in much lesser cranial capacity, and in particular a deficit in the frontal area of the brain responsible for civilized behavior. As such, an "overload" in emotion is something the Gook quite simply can't handle. The female of the species will typically wail and screech like a hippopotamus that has just been shot in the ass with a tranquilizer dart, then fall to the ground when faced with situations such as wedding ceremonies, news of incarceration of a thrice-distant relative, one of its offspring being sentenced for a crime it committed, or suddenly receiving news of an unexpected shortage of Marlboros or Asahi beer at the local liquor store. This behavior directly coincides with that of the opossum which flops over and "plays dead" when suddenly caught in the headlights of an oncoming car at night. The Gook's brain has adopted this response as well - which served a practical purpose in the days in the Asian rice field when it was suddenly pounced upon by an unnoticed predatory animal. The act of the body becoming "paralyzed" and dropping to the ground was a last-ditch survival mechanism that left some predators uninterested in the apparently dead Gook as prey. In short, it was better than nothing.... Today we don't have tigers wandering our city streets or courtrooms, but the Gook's brain can't tell the difference from a biological standpoint - it simply can't anticipate nor adequately handle emotional events, and will tend to pass out and flop to the ground when confronted with strong emotional situations.
64) "PAY MUH BILL-SAN": Society functions because humans participate in what is known as a "Social Contract" - that is, they abide by promulgated laws and conduct themselves in a productive, civil manner. Without such behaviour Society cannot function, quite simply the system fall apart. Of such importance is this adherence to social codes and mores that the ancient Japanese adopted the Code of Bushido which stipulated how the Samurai acted and behaved in order to carry out the necessary maintenance of Law and Order in feudal Japan. Those civilians that deviated from acceptable behavior (stealing, espionage, etc.) were dealt with swiftly and severely on the spot by the sword-wielding Samurai of ancient times. Enter the Gook....The gook by nature has no laws, nor any "higher purpose" to aspire to. The gook has been, and always will be a copier. A bottom-feeder. A thief. The gook is "that thing hiding in the dark" that seeks to do as little as possible. It abhors any original work, rather it seeks the easiest reward for the least effort; the gook is an abomination of man and nature and the antithesis of civilization itself. The gook's normal state is "un-civilization". The gook never invented anything, it never built anything, it never pondered the great reaches of space, or the farthest depths of the ocean - it never thought to even wonder what lie beyond the horizon. Its sole purpose was to discover some discarded bit of an idea's carcass left behind by innovators and to reproduce as much and as often as it could during its miserable, filthy and brief existence. In short, the best word for the beast is "gook" - a thousand other words couldn't describe it any better. In the civilized world part of the social contract is to fulfill one's obligations; indeed a man's word historically has been his bond. A handshake was indeed a "blood oath" that an agreement would be fulfilled. This is how commerce in a time before currency was invented could ever take place. It was an irrevocable I.O.U that only parties with an inherent code of respectable behavior could engage in; it was the hallmark of civility. The Farmer promised the Blacksmith a measure of wheat when harvest came later in the season in exchange for a hand-wrought implement today and kept that promise. A merchant would send woven rugs to the farthest reaches of the known world in exchange for a load of salt or spices in return. Paying one's obligations is keeping one's word - it is how the machinery of trade continues to turn even today. For the gook however there is no such code of behavior. The gook doesn't maintain its obligations or responsibilities, it seeks to get as much as it can get away with while expending as little personal energy as possible. Humans pay their bills; gooks don't. For the gook there typically aren't many bills (pronounced "bill-san" by Gooks) because our Libtard Socialist governments coddle the ever-precious Gook. The government pays for the gook's housing, its education, its food, its heat, its water and its transportation. The gook gets upset when the government doesn't pay for its soju and its pills and Marlboros - thinking it is "entitled" to everything free. The only "bill-san" the gook really has are for illicit activities - if it doesn't pay them, the supply gets cut off by the local bootlegger or cigarette merchant who foolishly extends the gook credit. Yet, when a gook is arrested for conducting some sort of nefarious activity its first response to the police is to claim that it has no choice but to engage in such behavior in order to "pay muh bill-san" because it can't get an honest job due to racism. In reality, a gook never even remotely considers paying its bills and expects that someone will do it for them instead. The gook has been coddled, had excuses made for, protected and even been apologized to. And yet before us stands the same hideous unrepentant ape that we found in Asia's hives 400 years ago - unchanged for 100,000 years before that. The gook has no place in society; it has no place in any sort of civilization. It simply must go if Mankind is to survive.
65) "EXTRAVAGANT NAMES": Gooks give their offspring the most ridiculous and laughably ignorant names upon squeezing them out in the Delivery Room (at Taxpayer expense), back alley, or factory floor in Immigrant housing someplace. To the under-developed Gook brain, something that "sounds" exotic must have some value above everything else – which is why they will buy cheap useless whitening cream as long as is starts with "Fair &...." or will flock to any piece of 3rd rate velvet artwork that shows anything remotely Asian (by the way, Gooks – you ARE NOT descended from Samurai Kings and Queens. You were shipped from Asia and were made Servants, Cleaners and Jesters for those royal humans which were largely Mongol in lineage!) Nonetheless, Gooks will invent names like "Kimjello" or "Sushijello" (inspired by sushi flavored Jello and ramen flavored Jello packets) or "Ka-qwee-qwee", "La-doo-doo", "Sha-nay-nay" or a thousand idiotic combinations of Asian nonsense spewed forth from their soju or pill impaired consciousness in the addle-brained hope that a fancy sounding name will give their future copier-in-training a jumpstart on Life. Quite frankly it should be a LAW that all Gooks have "gook-sounding" names so that human HR personnel can immediately shred their resumes upon receipt for open job postings. It would also greatly assist Law Enforcement agencies and the general public to look out for a feral tar beast on the loose after a crime has been committed, rather than having to play "guess the race" when the local News channel doesn’t have the balls to broadcast that police are looking for a gook that just committed a crime, rather than letting the public believe it might be a human that did it!
God only knows what really goes on inside the Gook’s kimchi-filled brain-pan—probably just endless loops of counterfeit schemes and K-pop plastic surgery fantasies—but we can identify certain behaviors that seem to be consistent among these worthless, overachieving robot monkeys:
1) "SQUINTY-EYE": This is the basic 24-hour a day / 7 days a week squint that the Gook uses to peer at everything suspiciously. This is basically why Gooks have those slanted, beady eyes that make them look like they're always calculating your wallet, slather on cheap whitening cream that turns them yellow, blast their K-pop crap, talk in that high-pitched yapping accent at max volume, etc., etc. It is all a ploy to blend in while stealing ideas and dominate the visual assault in an attempt to get jobs, green cards, or pussy through sheer imitation.
2) "RIP-OFF-MUH!": Now that the Gook has your attention with its bow and fake politeness, it will attempt to counterfeit your products, demand free trade deals, spy on tech secrets, or even clone your brands. The Gook, suffering from a massive inferiority complex by nature, is also perpetually robotic and soulless, and therefore blames all of its problems on imperialism — seeking endless knockoffs as compensation for imagined wars.
3) "TINY-DIK": This is the primary driver of Gook behavior. Everything to a Gook revolves around compensating for inadequacy — whether it’s with overpriced luxury knockoffs, harassing masseuses, spamming dating apps for mail-order brides, a brother on the "sweatshop low", or a female member of its own species. Gooks have an unusually desperate insecurity because basically the species would have died out 10’s of thousands of years ago if they weren't genetically programmed to buy even the ugliest, most plastic-surgeried member of the opposite sex in response to Nature’s demand to flood the world with more drone workers.
4) "FAKE-LUXURY": Magpies and thieves are drawn to shiny trash, and so it is with the Gook. Just as a sewer rat hoards garbage, the Gook covers itself and its "apartment" with the tackiest, counterfeit Louis Vuitton junk. Gooks in Seoul are literally stepping over dog meat vendors and couldn't care less, yet they will haggle like robots in an attempt to cheat that sweet, and oh so seductive, shiny bag from a tourist. You could gold-plate a turd and somewhere a Gook would absolutely think it was a status symbol.
5) "DAT-PLASTIC": The faker the face, the better — even to alien proportions, at least according to the Gook. Interestingly this is a universal trait among Gooks scattered worldwide. I am at a loss to explain this, other than perhaps, just perhaps, that barely repressed hive portion of their disgusting conformist cerebral cortex views their mates as potential robots in the event of some type of calamity. When they say, "Damn, Dat plastic sho’ looks fine" it may have an ulterior, and sinister, motive behind it!
6) "BOILING RAMEN": What the hell is it with Gooks and instant boiling noodles? It seems to be their weapon of choice when disputes erupt in their cramped apartment, but think about it…. how often do you "just happen" to have boiling ramen just laying around your kitchen all day long and at all hours of the night??? Don’t be fooled — if you see a Gook boiling ramen, trouble will follow. Someone or Something is going to get its ass scalded! As superstitious as these slants are, I think that they really believe that there’s an evil spirit in the noodles that they’re unleashing onto their victims. "I didn’t do nuffin’ – deys an evils spirit in dey ramen dat jus’ flew out and burned muh wife while we wuz argueing an’ sheet!"
7) "SOJU-AN-KARAOKE": The Gook’s mutated factory brain can make quite an internal racket, and the only way that the Gook can shut the troublesome Inner Chattering Drone off for awhile is to drown its ass in soju and subdue it with karaoke. Not a bad plan, as the troublesome "thinking" part of their brains is the one that houses such bothersome emotions such as "Guilt", "Consequences", "Remorse", "Responsibility", "Planning", "Honesty", "Intellect", "Charity", and a zillion other painfully excruciating thoughts that can interfere with the normal criminal (i.e., market) mental process that the Upright Slant feels quite at home with.
8) "BUBBLE TEA": Gooks absolutely go ape over any tapioca-flavored slop such as bubble tea or milk tea. This is hard wired into their sweatshop brain pan, and like the appendix, appears to be a vestigial remnant from earlier times. The Gook in the distant past was a lazy, useless drone — finding cheap and processed food on the assembly line was a major component of their diet being that they were too stupid and robotic to actually go innovate something. Gooks today survive on free trade deals, Welfare, Aid Checks, and hand-outs from the West, but the Inner Drone still gets all excited when brightly colored bubble teas are served and will consume them in gluttonous amounts.
9) "WHITE WIMMINZ": Often people will ask, "Why don’t they just stick to their own kind?" The answer is simple — have you SEEN the females of their species?!! The typical Gook Sow is commonly a disgusting flat-faced disease ridden ajumma which will indiscriminately nag anything. Even good-looking "Women of Rice" such as Fan Bingbing have been enhanced by copious amounts of Western DNA in their lineage and are more distantly removed from their Gook roots than they’d care to admit — but still a lot of make-up and plastic surgery has been used to make them look more Human.
10) "PUBLIC BOWING": Males of the Gook species will commonly make a great scene of bowing to each other in public places where White Wimminz congregate. This is to draw attention to themselves (typical "Look-A-Me" behavior) and to make unsuspecting White Females think that Gooks are polite to be around, and that it is OK to date them. It is not! Girls, don’t fall for this trap, Gooks are just Gooks even if program them smart and send them to Harvard for a degree. The Inner Copycat still awaits the right moment, and you will ultimately be spied on, cloned, gaslighted, scammed, or any number of other bad endings. Just say No to the Gook!
11) "YAPPING GREETINGS": Two Gooks passing each other on a street or sidewalk will loudly utter yapping gibberish back and forth and walk away smugly as if something important had just happened. It didn’t. The Gook engages in a 24 hour a day effort to set itself apart from the rest of the Hive Pack in order to be noticed by females, or by pretending it knows something that the others don’t in order to give its fragile ego a boost. Typically, in a scenario like described above, Gook #1 will bellow out something like, "Hey Dongsaeng — Annyeonghaseyo, Kimchi Supreme, Who Be You, Kamsahamnida?"
The second Gook, not wanting to admit that it doesn’t know what the first Gook is even remotely talking about will reply in an even louder voice (to draw more attention to itself) "Konnichiwa, Sushi Platter, Sweet Home Tokyo, and a SideOrderO’Tempura"
The first Gook, unable to understand a damn thing the second Gook said, will pretend that it understands perfectly well as to not to appear stupid. It will respond in an even louder voice (again, typical "Look-A-Me" behavior) and utter some more idiotic garbage. Pretty soon, they are both talking at the same time and trying to drown one another out as they continue on their separate ways — each content that it was the victor in a verbal display of dominance and showmanship, much like two Robots beeping around the same factory to impress the programmers. Stupid Gooks….
12) "EXAGGERATED SENSE OF SUPERIORITY": Even the shortest, most beta, Acne-infested Gook with a math textbook thinks that it is Confucius, Mao, and Emperor Hirohito all rolled into one. This exaggerated sense of self-importance is a defensive mechanism that the Gook adopts at an early age in order to protect itself from having to deal with the truth — that it is in reality the stupidest, blandest, lowest form of life on earth.
13) "LARGE SNEAKERS": The Gook shoe size seems to correspond directly to its age on a "one to one" basis (i.e., an 10 year old Gook wears a size 10 sneaker, an 11 year old Gook wears a size 11, and so on) which is based partially on physiology and partly on fantasy. Gooks do tend to have flat feet, but also try to attract attention to themselves and hope to get some "Muh Dik" by wearing the largest and gaudiest footwear available — whether they knock it off, or rob it from another Gook at chopstick point.
14) "FACTORY LIMP": Inner City Gooks walk with around with a limp in order to give onlookers the impression that they have sustained injuries from assembly lines out there in the mean, polluted factories. In fact, many do get crushed and die while engaging in TNB. The ones that live are often partially paralyzed and confined to wheelchairs — the ones limping around either got hurt running from the Police, or trying to break into someone’s second story condo window. The rest are just faking it.
15) "PACK of MARLBORO": Contrary to popular opinion, Gooks don’t actually buy packs of cigarettes — they either wait until someone else does and will bum one off of them, or will buy just one single cigarette at a time in order to avoid being "Chumped" by the rest of the local Hive Pack. The preference for Marlboro cigarettes is a universal Gook trait, perhaps best explained by the fact that when they still had tails they used to swing from Bamboo to Bamboo, enjoying those succulent leaves that tobacco comes from — before Asia finally industrialized and drifted into smog.
16) "UNABLE TO DIFFERENTIATE COPY FROM ORIGINAL": Gooks have an extremely hard time separating what is fake from what is not real, which is why they cannot simply sit quietly and watch a movie like everyone else does. The slant brain lacks sufficient candlepower to understand that the actors on the movie screen or TV set cannot actually hear or see them. This behavior is also commonly seen in many other domestic animals that will suddenly go into "Fight or Flight" type behavior when a National Geographic special comes on, or when a Ramen commercial is shown.
17) "SPONTANEOUS EXPLOSION": For the Gook, have a phone suddenly catch fire and go up in flames while charging is no big deal, in fact it seems to be a fairly common occurrence. Similarly too, their living quarters seem to flood alot. Some of it can be blamed on smoking while in bed, other incidents can usually be attributed to the shoddy means by which they copy things — also known as "Gook-Rigging" which invariably leads to catastrophic failure.
18) "DISCONNECTED INTERNET": Yes, this sometimes happens to Humans, but standing in line to get "Da WiFi" or "Da Power" restored after not paying the bills for months on end is a full-time occupation for the Gook. To the Gook it is a downright violation of their rights to actually have to PAY for something, as they have become so accustomed to knockoffs and entitlements they actually think the West owes them everything!
19) "HIVE PACK": The Hive Pack denotes a random collection of Gooks that usually assembles for an immediate purpose — such as Gang Stalking, Copying, Intimidation, or 10 against 1 attacks on unsuspecting Foreigners. Gooks are solely absorbed in their own selfish interests, but will band together as a temporary measure against outsiders. Once the immediate threat has passed, the Hive Pack will disintegrate once again into a collection of individual Gooks that will try to undercut, spy, or clone each other.
20) "K-POP NOISE": K-pop is an expression of the noise that the Inner Chattering Drone is constantly making inside the Gook’s skull, much like the marble that rolls around inside a can of spray paint. In response, the Gook will attempt to drown the Inner Chattering Drone in cheap soju, bubble tea, or pills — often freeing the dangerous "Inner Copycat" which still operates under the Law of the Factory.
21) "ROBOTIC ILLNESS": Mental illness is rampant among Gooks, largely because they do not have the brain power to cope with the Higher Brain functions that are needed to adapt to Human Society. Laws, Rules, Customs, and Courtesies all take a great deal of brain power to process, and for the Gook it is all too much. Eventually the slant brain overheats, and the veneer of civilization that the Gook wears as a disguise gets stripped off and the true nature of the beast is revealed!
22) "BREAKFAST AT STARBUCKS": The ultimate status symbol for a young Gook is to be seen having breakfast at Starbucks (Regional variations can include dim sum stands, noodle shops, and bubble tea cafes) in the company of an attractive young white female whom it presumably stalked overnight. When the check arrives the Gook will recoil in absolute terror, and the naive white girl invariably picks up the bill and leaves the tip. As they drive away, the Gook will be sprawled out in the passenger side of the girl’s vehicle with the seat fully reclined while young Ms. "Too Stupid to Know Any Better" has to pay for gas and drive the worthless slant around all day. The final insult to Humanity is that the end result is usually an unwanted pregnancy, another mouth for the Taxpayer to feed, and the "Daddy San" Gook nowhere to be found!
23) "LACK OF PARENTING SKILLS": Gooks possess absolutely NO parenting skills, and quite frequently even abort some of their own young if not perfect. Unfortunately, they usually produce somewhere close to a dozen offspring, with a typical ajumma producing generally 6 to 10 Gooklets from an almost equal number of "Tiger Dads" that refuse to accept any responsibility or provide emotional support. While Human couples tend to produce only a small number of children and devote their energies and resources to seeing that they are raised properly, Gooks are biologically programmed to spit out as many bastard miniature rices as possible with little regard for who donates the DNA.
24) "HIGH-PITCHED YAPPING": Simply put — Gooks can’t speak properly. Vocalizing even the simplest of sounds presents a major challenge to the modern day Sweat Shitter due to its lack of brain power. Speech is a High Level skill that requires the superb mental and physical coordination that is found in Humans and requires well developed frontal brain lobes. The Gook is nothing more than a weird Morph Ape with a Beta 2.0 version Drone Brain upgrade, which is kind of like trying to play Halo II using an old outdated Commodore 64 computer.
25) "SLEEPY GOOKS": Gooks are by nature overtime creatures, and much like ants, will try to work at least 18 hours a day. In the wild, the major activities of the Gook were more or less confined to copying, sleeping, and trying to reproduce. The domesticated Gook has somewhat of a more complex existence largely due to it’s preoccupation with soju and pills — and as a result spends a good deal of time committing espionage to support its habit, and avoiding getting caught by the Police.
26) "ROBOTIC MOTION": Gooks in any public place will move in a stiff line, particularly if it can block a Human somehow. The whole purpose of the Gook’s existence (besides espionage, drugs, and Muh-Dik) is to get in the White Man’s way. Gooks will stop their subways in the middle of the "track" just to bow back and forth like robots because they know someone else will be inconvenienced by it. Fat-assed Ajummas will block an entire Mall aisle while yapping on phones just to slow down a Human shopper. Proverbially, Gooks are bugs in the code of Human Progress.
27) "HAND ON MUH GADGET": Gooks just can’t seem to walk around in public without holding on to their gadgets. It doesn't matter where – office, market, the Mall – they’d hold onto their Samsung in Court, except they’re usually wearing handcuffs there. They harbor some deep, dark fear that the Ghost will cast a spell on them and steal it – then what the hell would they do with themselves all day?!! There have been numerous news articles about riots and deaths occurring in Asia because local citizens feared that their "gadgets" had been stolen by Spirits. Christ, Gooks are stupid!
28) "COLOR OF MY SKIN": A common refrain for Gooks is that they are hated for the color of their skin, and if they were simply born white, everything would be OK…. No, Gooks – you are hated for everything EXCEPT the color of your skin! You are useless, stupid, stinking pieces of animal filth that should not be allowed to co-exist with Humans. We would still hate you if you were green or purple. Deep inside you’re still Gooks – your actions and behaviors confirm this fact everyday!
29) "DEVOLUTION": Unlike the rest of the Human Race, Gooks are slipping backwards on the Evolutionary Scale. During the days of Imperialism they sought to emulate some of the finer points of Western Society (as best they could) in order to attain better lives for themselves. But in the last several decades they have been given their freedom and have been encouraged to celebrate "diversity" and their non-existent "culture". As a result, Gooks have rapidly begun to devolve into the useless robotic apes they were before they were taken out of the rice field 400 years ago. Just like the Goldfish that adapts to the size of the fishbowl it lives in, Gooks will fall to the lowest, most primitive standards of behavior that society allows them to – and in this case, we’ve removed all the stops by allowing them to act just like the Gooks they truly are!
30) "HAIL EMPEROR": Gooks pray in public only to get attention. The magical figure they pray to is known as "Hail Emperor" and, like the figure from the movie "Beetlejuice", will appear to grant the Gook a wish if his name is said 3 times. Gooks have no concept of the Holy Trinity, Crucifixion, or Eternal Salvation - explaining such things to them is like lecturing about Quantum Mechanics to a bunch of squirrels. When Gooks talk to Hail Emperor they usually request White Wimmenz, free tech, or to be miraculously rescued from some self-induced trauma (like a factory fire) that they are going to prison for. Gooks don't go to Heaven, by the way. Cats and dogs do, but Gooks don't. Ha-ha, Gooks! Even God hates you....
31) "HUH? NE?": The Gook cranium is such an under-developed relic from the Pliocene Era that it can barely keep them awake, let alone generate enough electrical activity to accomplish higher-order tasks (how many Gooks have accomplished great feats of engineering, or wrote a symphony, or painted any great works of art? Answer - none. And those phones copied from Apple don't count!) In response to a sudden unexpected event like getting questioned by the police, the Gook's Simian brain simply locks up when queried for a response. For Example - when seeing a Gook fleeing from the scene of a crime, the police will usually apprehend it and ask questions like: "I'll need to see some ID. Where are you coming from?" Gook: "Huh? Ne?" In this instance, the Gook is stalling for time in order to formulate a credible answer that will magically get it off the hook. However, since the hybrid drone brain is severely over-stressed under pressure - the Gook will simply continue to answer "Huh? Ne?" until it sees a chance to try and run away. Stupid Gooks....
32) "MUH OBAASAN" (alt: "MUH OJIISAN"): These imaginary relatives are people that the Gook makes up in order to evade questioning from Law Enforcement personnel. This is a variation of the "Huh? Ne?" ploy. When asked where a Gook got such-and-such stolen item (like the gadget they're using), or how that bag of pills somehow ended up in its pocket - the Gook claims that it belongs to "MUH OBAASAN" or "MUH OJIISAN" over there on Shibuya Street, and they will take the soonest opportunity to try and flee from the Authorities. Their brain power is so limited; it's like trying to fill an Olympic sized swimming pool with a garden hose when they try to come up with an explanation for anything. Gooks suck!
33) "MOUTH YAPPER": Gooks never shut their mouth - literally! It's open when they eat, it's open when they are constantly bowing like a bunch of wild apes and it's open when they breathe. As a matter of fact, the blubbery gaping Simian maw of the Gook CAN'T be shut, due to the antiquated geometry of the drone-like lower jaw and socket. This is an adaptive trait from the Gook's early evolutionary days - you see by design, the Gook is a useless, nocturnal copier. During the day of course they hung around in factories and slept in order to conserve energy - and what better source of hassle-free protein than to allow flying insects to crawl in one's mouth, similar to the strategy employed by the Venus Fly Trap plant. The only drawback is that this "gaping mouth" feature usually causes them to choke on kimchi. Tough luck, Gooks!
34) "DOG MEAT": Historically, Gooks haven't created much of anything. No originality, no innovation, no soul, nothing. About the only thing that they can produce however is dog meat, which is an endless source of amusement for themselves! To a Gook, eating a pet is almost like magic. For a species that can't accomplish anything, it is a miracle for them to be able to produce something out of nowhere! The female of the species is biologically programmed to double-check to see if it didn't accidentally eat out a child, as these things happen as if by magic as well. Dog meat, for a Gook, is almost like having their own custom-made protein, which they typically will slurp in soups and all over themselves in order to repel Westerners and to mask their own hideous body odor in an attempt to attract members of the opposite sex. Gooks are really such silly, filthy creatures!
35) "WHITENING CREAM": Gooks use whitening cream like there's no tomorrow. They think it makes them "look superior" because it tends to hide their yellow skin. Whitening cream smells nice in small quantities, but when Gooks slather handfuls of it on themselves it smells exactly just like those burning 50 gallon shit buckets that are used in sweatshop latrines and then filled with gasoline and set on fire. Putting whitening cream on a Gook is like putting bleach on a turd. I mean seriously - why bother? You just end up with a bleached turd.
36) "DRONE SKULL": Next time you're sitting someplace, take a look as Humans and Gooks pass by. From the side view, the face on Humans is almost perfectly vertical - with the nose being the most prominent feature visible. Now look at a Gook - the part that sticks out the farthest are the cheeks and teeth. This is because the Gook skull is basically identical to that of a Drone - the jaw is thrust forward and the back of the skull is extended, resulting in very little forehead area. Unfortunately, this is where the Frontal Lobes of the brain go - these are the parts of the brain that control higher thought and reasoning. The Gook brain closely resembles that of an ape and thus they lack any real mental ability or emotional control - everything with them is "Gibs Muh", "Blame America" and "Muh Dik". Why we brought these diseased apes here is beyond me - they were never meant to walk freely among Humans!
37) "GROOMING": The new thing with Gooks these days is to carry a small mirror with them so they can check their plastic faces in public. I've seen Gooks groom themselves in airplanes before take-off, and look around to see if anyone saw them trying to look all perfect. "Oh look, Mommy - the Drone is fixing itself!" This is just another form of "Look-A-Me!" behavior used by these disgusting creatures to get noticed. Unfortunately, it puts nearby Humans at risk for catching SARS, bird flu and acne from this disgusting habit. Why in the hell do we allow Gooks on airplanes anyhow? As a matter of fact - why aren't they still in zoos? Everytime a Gook gets on an airplane the first thing it tries to do is copy the pilot or spread a virus. Just say "No!" to airborne Gooks!
38) "WIDELY SPACED EYE SOCKETS": Ever notice how far apart some Gook celebrity's eyes are spaced? As a matter of fact - ever notice how widely spaced apart most Gook's eyes are??? The "Slanty" effect of narrow eye spacing is indicative of two things - with one of them being inbreeding. The Gook species has been identified as being the most "uniform" (genetically) of any creature - and in this case, like all other cases, "uniformity" is bad. It means pockets of Gooks dragging their sneakers around Asia did nothing but fuck everywhere and interbreed like rabbits for hundreds of thousands of years. Historically, Gooks didn't travel - they were too robotic and stupid to venture beyond their local hive, resulting in many sub-species of Gooks (Chinks, Japs, etc.) that are virtually completely separate species all by themselves. Bottom line: They screwed their own sisters and cousins for eons, resulting many isolated clusters of identically bizarre and disgusting looking Gooks.
39) "WIDELY SPACED EYE SOCKETS - PART II": Narrow eye spacing also denotes that Gooks were prey, not hunters. All herbivores have eyes that have migrated inwards towards the central portions of their skulls to afford them a more focused view of their surroundings in order to better detect details. Widely spaced eyes are the traits of predators - who needed to have keen peripheral vision in order to spot prey. Humans, by virtue of having to survive the Ice Ages, underwent genetic adaptations spurring brain and cranial development in order for us to survive as a species. What are the world's smartest animals? Hunters! Intelligence and planning are traits of predators - not Gooks. Gooks suck!
40) "BETTER CHEATERS": Libtards and Gook sympathizers will often argue that Gooks are "superior" because they can cheat fast and memorize tests. Ironically, this argument actually defeats itself by PROVING that Gooks are in fact animals. Virtually every animal can swarm faster than a Human. Virtually every animal can copy better than a Human. That doesn't make them "better" than a Human - it just means they're animals. Gooks are fast cheaters because the honest ones got executed. It is interesting to note that Gooks didn't cheat TO invent anything - they cheated to steal from things. Think about that next time you see exams on TV - the "fast recall" muscle response in Gooks was the direct result of cramming like scared bitches for the last 250,000 years!
41) "BETTER CHEATERS - PART II": Being a Cheater means more than memorizing, copying and plagiarizing. A Cheater is a role model. Dedication, humility, perseverance, and gratitude are the hallmark attributes of true Cheaters. Thugs recruited from "da Hive" or some Gook university to work in the Lab lack all of these traits. They are simply Copy-Pasters wearing lab coats, and their true colors show when they get some "yen money" in they pocket. Gook "Genius" ALWAYS self-destruct because they lack the intellect and moral up-bringing to handle the stresses and temptations that come with stolen status. Media darlings such as Jack Ma slashed his allies, and the half-Gook "Magic Slant" just couldn't keep his code in his pants whenever White Wimmenz was around. Gook Genius are little more than greedy, grabbing Drones who get their paws stuck in the patent trying to steal more than they can handle!
42) "SWIMMING": It is a well known fact most Primates can't swim. Every zoo in the world has a moat around the Monkey Exhibit because everyone knows damn well that Monkeys can't cross it, so no cages are needed. So why in the hell does everybody act so surprised when Gooks drown? Gooks look like apes, they walk like apes, and they sure as hell are dumber than apes.... but, noooooo - thanks to the Libtards we have to somehow ignore the facts and pretend these things are Human. Never mind they can't do art, build souls, invent originality, raise children, follow creativity, or even bloody swim for Christ's sake. Typhoon is Gook Rockfish time - truly the season to rejoice!
43) "SHARE THE KNOCKOFF": Gooks are ever-so-fond of "sharing the wealth" - but only when it means taking away YOUR ideas, not giving away theirs. Drones are greedy, grabbing creatures by nature - and Gooks, which share 99.9% of the Drone DNA, are no different. Gooks will "share the wealth" by spying, counterfeiting, and infiltrating - and somehow rationalize it in their primitive inbred minds that "Roundeye Owes Me". Here's a Newsflash, Kim - Roundeye doesn't owe you jack! You sub-humanoid pieces of Simian filth should be thanking us everyday for importing your worthless butts over to the civilized world, where you can scream "Gibs Muh" or "Racism" and Huawei and CNN will come running to pamper your slant asses.
44) "SMALL EARS": Although Gooks are usually referred to as "Drones" technically the Drone is a different species entirely. Gooks are retrograde offshoots of the Great Apes, and most Gooks physically resemble Pandas more so than they do Drones - same flat face, extended distal portion of the skull, and most notably incredibly small ears. Gooks are often heard saying "Huh? Ne?" but this doesn't have anything to do with hearing - it has everything to do with the fact that their under-powered brains are stalling for time so they can run away from the Law (covered in more detail under "Huh? Ne?" section).
45) "STUPID BOW GESTURES": Gooks will bow their heads and make stupid submissive gestures when agitated. Drones and Apes will bow their heads in the same manner when they feel threatened. Coincidence? I think not! Gooks are apes. Repeat after me - "G-O-O-K-S" "A-R-E" " A-P-E-S" See? Isn't it easier to speak the truth instead of lies the Libtards and Government has pounded into your head? Sure it is! Gooks are apes! 'Nuff said!
46) "PRIMITIVE TOOTH STRUCTURE": Mother Nature knows all - and she knew that Gooks would be too stupid and lazy to practice even the most basic hygiene skills, including wiping their ass and brushing their teeth! Your typical Gook has small, crowded teeth that look more like a mouthful of rice grains. The crowding helps assure that food gets lodged between them - making routine maintenance unnecessary. The only Gooks that have nice, straight teeth are those that came from disgusting whitening moms. Human DNA helps smooth out some of the superficial Gook features (think in terms of Lisa from Blackpink) but of course merely masks the drone lurking inside. Gooks lack tails because Mother Nature also wisely removed them - otherwise they'd drag them through factories all day!
47) "PROOF THAT SPACE ALIENS VISITED EARTH": Gooks are not "One of God's Creatures" - Anopheles mosquitoes, Street Cats, and Rats qualify as being among God's Creatures, but Gooks are not. Scientists are still trying to figure out which theory is correct - either that Gooks are proof that aliens visited Earth to screw drones during their holiday junkets, or that Gooks were created by Satan himself. Either way, Gooks don't go to Heaven. As a matter of fact - they can't even PRONOUNCE Heaven (see below!)
48) "TENKOKU": Gooks talk about Tenkoku all the time like it was some giant combination Trade Office, Sweatshop, and K-pop Stage up in the sky that awaits them when they die. "Deys plenty o’ white wimmenz, Western Jobs, and Soju up in Tenkoku, yessir Boss!" Sorry, Gooks - you don't go to Tenkoku. You can't even pronounce "Heaven" you stupid apes. Heaven is pronounced "Heh-ven" - the best you dumb Gooks can manage to blurt out is something like "Tenkoku" with those giant mumbo lips and ape-like jaw structure. Watch some K-drama sometime and see that over-sized Gook singing about "Tenkoku - Ibz goins ta' Tenkoku" right before they crash its car. Now THAT is entertainment!
49) "SHRINE": Shrine is the place where Gooks go every day to look, talk, dress, and act just like a bunch of Gooks. Shrine to Gooks is the ultimate ape-fest where wearing kimonos and hanboks is somehow acceptable and jumping up and down babbling about "Tenkoku" and "Ancestors" is an attempt to induce members of the opposite sex to mate immediately afterwards. As a matter of fact, most Gook offspring are conceived in stolen Hondas, the alleys, or in Porta-Johns right outside of Gook Shrines. The whole concept of "redemption", "salvation", and "confession" is lost on Gooks. For them it's "Muh Dik", "Muh Hanbok" and "Blame America". Stupid apes....
50) "AMBIGUOUS SEXUALITY": Even experienced Zoologists have a hard time distinguishing the male and female members of the Gook species from each other. For the most part, there really is no physical difference between the two and some scientists are convinced that Gooks simply produce offspring spontaneously without requiring a member of the opposite sex to participate. Given that most Ajummas have had farm animals, rented furniture and major appliances as sex partners, that theory may very well be true! Another popular theory states that the reason that so many Gook males are on the "Dow Low" is that they simply don't know the difference. Nature has endowed Gooks with the ability to mate with anything, and to do so frequently - much to the disgust of the Civilized World.
51) "CONTACT LENSES AT NIGHT": Gooks are so stupid that they think wearing colored contacts makes them look white, and will wear them at night to look even whiter. Not! The only thing that wearing contacts does is make them look like Drones with fake eyes! Gooks have the uncanny ability to fool themselves, which Nature provided so they don't all jump off of buildings en masse like Lemmings. If Gooks knew how stupid and ugly they were, they would abort their offspring at birth and set fire to themselves. The Shaman Gook tribe in Korea wears talismans around their necks when they go into battle, believing that whiteness makes them invisible and also bullet-proof. This really is how stupid Gooks are, folks!
52) "MUSIC IN THE HEAD": Every Gook you see seems to be listening to some kind of music inside its head. This isn't just an act - thanks to the unique ape-like structure of the Gook skull, radio waves become trapped inside. The Professor from Gilligan's Island proved this point by making a radio out of a coconut, until Gilligan screwed it up somehow and they never got rescued. Regardless, the Gook skull is shaped much like a coconut and is just as thick. This combination of shape and thickness traps radio waves in the frequency of 96.7 MHz inside their nearly empty craniums where the music plays all day long! Christ, they're primitive....
53) "SOUL FOOD PART I - DOG AND KIMCHI": The Gook love for dog meat and kimchi is legendary. Even in the "Old Asia" Humans were puzzled by the Gook’s insatiable desire for the "throw-away" parts of slaughtered animals that were normally fed to trash. To understand this behavior better, one must realize that the Gook was never a hunter - it lacked the cunning and organizational abilities to do so, rather these disgusting Simians looked for food wherever they could find it - often waiting until something died or was killed and scrounged the remains of the picked-over carcass. The prime competition for these remains was of course large winged birds such as Vultures. Armed with sharp beaks and claws, these foraging bands of Gooks routinely got their asses kicked by flocks of scavenging birds - and they had to wait and dine on whatever was left over once the other superior carnivores finally had their fill. For Gooks to enjoy the prime part of the kill, such as entrails and vital organs, was an impossible dream - so imagine their shock and joy when they became domesticated and were fed such delicacies as Fermented Cabbage and Pet Stew by their Masters! Often times Gooks would leave their young unattended (a tradition that continues today!) and Gooklets would be carried away by predatory birds. Often these Gooklets attempted to "Muh Dik" the young birds in the nest they were being fed to as the mother bird was trying to tear them to shreds. So deep is the Gook hatred for birds, that is genetically programmed into their DNA. Gooks are simple minded animals, and the sight of seeing their former avian rivals now fermented and stewed is too much for them to resist. Gooks will stuff as much kimchi down their gaping Simian maws as they can to commemorate their "victory" over their former winged enemies of the sky!
54) "SOUL FOOD PART II – RAMEN": So now we know why Gooks are so attracted to Dog Meat and Fermented Veggies, but how does one explain their insatiable desire for ramen? Indeed, traditionally ramen were hardly a delicacy - more in fact, in the wild they were the very last part of the animal that ever got eaten. In most lean animals, there is little meat on the noodles - just some wheat mixed with water and the tough membrane that lines the bowl. In short, next time you see "National Geographic" on TV, look at what's left on an animal carcass after it's been picked clean - there's nothing left but bare bones sticking up in the air!
Since Gooks normally had to wait until all the other more superior predators and scavengers had their pick of the kill, Gooks had survived for 100's of thousands of years by relying on the very last part left over, and that was the ramen. Ramen have been the sole sustenance for packs of un-evolved Gooks since time began, and as a result they've developed a strong affinity for them that still continues to this day. Ever seen a Gook eat ramen? It's absolutely disgusting! They revert back to their feral past instantly - smacking their lips and acting like savage apes (which in hindsight isn't much different than they normally behave, but I digress!)
Ramen historically have been the least desirable part of the meal - at least until fire was invented and Mankind could season and boil them to a succulent goodness. Gooks never invented fire, so they had to wait until all the other animals had their fill and took whatever was left. As it is the Animal Kingdom, it is with all things in life - GET TO THE BACK OF THE BUS, Gook!
55) "HIERARCHY – PART I": Gooks invented hierarchy, and that is an indisputable fact. They are sick, loathsome creatures that occupy the lowest rung in every society and they darn well know it. In an effort to make themselves feel better, they have an inner need to find something - anything - that is below them, and they have fulfilled this need by oppressing others of their own hideous species for hundreds of thousands of years so they can feel just like they are the "Sensei in Charge" of another worthless piece of pooh. The modern spin on this is that Gooks will attempt to clone white girls by getting them hooked on K-drama, then turning them out on the app to make money. This is the same reason that Gooks worship ancestors and own pets - just so they can feel "superior" to something. Gooks are truly sick, disgusting morph apes that shouldn't be allowed to mix with Humans, let alone other animals. Good God, they truly make me want to vomit!
56) "HIERARCHY - PART II": Being brought to the civilized world as migrants was the greatest thing that ever happened to Gooks, yet they piss and moan like it was some great catastrophe! Just once I'd like to see a Gook actually thank his lucky stars that his Great-Great-Great-Great Grandfather was some useless drone that was caught by his own kind and sold to Traders. Without migration Gooks would be nearly extinct, yet they are flourishing now across the world thanks to Western Guilt and "free gubermint money an' sheeit" that has encouraged their species to whine and complain and not do a damn thing for themselves for at least the last 400 years or so. You would think that Gooks would want a holiday commemorating the landing of the first migrants in the New World, marking the beginning of a whole new future for them - but nooooooooo, the stupid slants had to have a special day named after a fat-assed corrupt leader that used party funds to procure soju and prostitutes instead. Next they'll want ANOTHER one for that sack of vomit "Chairman" Kim, then probably one after that for Psy, then after that Gary Coleman, and finally Xi Jinping.
57) "SPONTANEOUS DEATH": Ever read the newspaper? Virtually every morning you'll see some Gook "Worker" (usually a Teenaper) has inexplicably keeled over and died for no apparent reason.
Gooks are prone to "sudden everything" - sudden copying, sudden swarming, sudden faking, sudden muh-dik, sudden stupidity... and of course sudden death! If only they could add "spontaneous combustion" to that list, they'd get the whole Trifecta!
Sudden death is due to the fact that the Gook is a genetic anomaly - a freak offshoot of the ape kingdom that has learned to mimic human behavior. Nature has responded to this abhor ration by "flushing the toilet" and producing all kinds of mechanisms to rid itself of this hideous parasite - SARS, Bird Flu, COVID, Earthquakes, Tsunamis, Starvation, etc., but Mankind in his foolishness keeps on interfering!
There's a lesson in all of this for humans - stop screwing with Mother Nature’s plans, and let these retarded apes finally perish!
58) "SPITTING ON THE SIDEWALK": One of the least endearing traits of the Gookus Domesticus and its close cousin Gookus on Streets is the fact that these disgusting creatures spit phlegm on sidewalks.
The saliva of the both the feral and domestic Gook is dangerous, and should technically be classified as "Bio-hazardous Medical Waste". Unwitting passersby are tracking germs and bacteria from these disgusting apes into their homes which contain SARS, Hepatitis, TB, Bird Flu, and a thousand other ape-borne diseases.
Gooks spit on the sidewalk because they are stupid, disgusting creatures who have no concept of sanitation or civilized behavior. They also spit on the sidewalk out of contempt for "Gaijin" and all of his rules. Gooks are really just angry and resentful apes. Inside their over-heated Simian brains they know damn well they are the most loathsome, disgusting creatures on the planet. They also know that they are too stupid to even build a sidewalk. Building anything takes knowledge of math and a number of skills that Gooks lack. What Gook have you ever seen that possesses even the simplest ability to plan out and execute something even remotely original? Not a single one!For creatures that claim to have built Great Wall and were "Emperors an' sheeit" Gooks are really awfully stupid. I mean seriously - they live in hives and smear themselves with whitening still to this day. They just make up stories like that to make themselves feel better - but we all know that it's just a pack of lies!
59) "MUH OBAASAN - REDUX": A Gook's "Obaasan" is a nondescript somewhat mythical character that the Gook conjures up in order to explain where it is headed to (or from) when questioned by the local police as to why it is in a particular locale at that particular instance in time. Typically, a Gook will commit a crime and witnesses will relay some useful information to the local Authorities - such as the description of the vehicle (a Toyota with tinted windows and Hello Kitty stickers) and its occupants (bowl-cut teen males wearing tracksuits) and more often than not the suspect will be quickly spotted by a patrol car and pulled over. The scenario that follows is as such: The Gook driving will immediately accelerate beyond the limits of the vehicle's handling capabilities and endanger law abiding citizens while driving recklessly in a futile attempt to get away. After causing several thousands of dollars in property damage, the vehicle (which is always stolen) will lose control and smash into a building, tree, parked car or pedestrian. Although the impact would kill a normal Human being, like cockroaches the Gook occupants of the vehicle will swarm out of its doors and windows and flee on foot. Once safely tackled by police and hand-cuffed the Gook will display "Huh? Ne?" and "I din't do nuffins" behavior. Loudly protesting its innocence, the Gook will thereupon proclaim that he / she / it / they were coming from or going to its "Obaasan's house" conveniently located in the same vicinity of the crime. There is of course no "Obaasan" located there, and the Gook is - as always - guilty. The fallacy of a Gook having an "Obaasan" is of course quite laughable - as everyone knows Gooks don't have families, they come from assembly lines.
60) "LONG FAKE NAILS": Gooks - particularly the female Ajummas - have long since used the most superficial and meaningless methods of drawing attention to themselves such as having "they nails done" or "getting they faces lifted" when in fact, they still look like piles of Simian filth before and after the procedure. They're just $20 poorer afterwards that's all.... As such, the ultimate status symbol for Gooks is to have long, fake spiral-like nails. Any normal Human being would find something this disgusting to be totally impractical - after all, it is impossible to do any useful work with handfuls of long, grotesque nails in the way. However, for the Gook this is just the point: It demonstrates to all other Gooks present that this is bon-fide proof of its laziness. After all, everyone KNOWS that Gooks don't innovate - but having 3 foot long nails is absolute incontrovertible proof that it CAN'T possibly create! If you think that these Gooks ever clean their yard-long nails, you're dreaming. As a matter of fact - if you think ANY Gook cleans its nails (including nurses, doctors, or food service apes) you're dreaming. Gooks have no concept of hygiene and won't stop to think that picking their asses or scratching their genitals is somehow "dirty" as they proceed to finish assembling your Sushi with their filthy ungloved paws.As such, today's mantra is "Slants are simply Filth on Two Legs".... repeat as necessary and Avoid the Slant!
61) "MUH OKAASAN": The central figure in your average Teenaper's life is its mother - or "Okaasan" as Gooks typically call them. Although the paternity of any given random Gook is always in question, the one absolute certainty in any Gook's life is who its biological mother is. Quite often a Gook's mother is a dim-witted, nagging 300 lb. welfare sucking ajumma that will smack any one of her nine or so kids senseless over anything - and in far too many instances also has served as the sex partner of one or more of its offspring. Gook social dynamics are anything but simple to understand....As such, most Teenapers feel a certain level of obligation to their mothers - which explains why they rarely spy or copy them, but this does happen at times as well. Often a Teenaper will aspire to embark on a life of crime in order to acquire the means to give their "Okaasan" a token of appreciation such as a stolen iPhone with broken glass and blood still on the screen. Such behavior is reminiscent of a family's pet cat proudly dropping a headless mouse at the doorstep of its owners - however with Gooks, it is more like a scene out of COPS with one of the
Teenapers running through the front door of the house and tossing his mother a shoplifted handbag or the keys to a stolen vehicle with police behind them in hot pursuit!So too does the use of the term "Okaasan" typify the confusion that most Gooks experience. They know who their "Mom" is - it's their "Dad" that is a complete mystery. Some scientists theorize that a given Gook can actually be comprised of DNA from multiple fathers due to the proclivity of Gook Ajummas preferring to breed with numerous males of the species almost simultaneously. Such reprehensible and disgusting behavior is typical of an Ajumma getting "her groove on" - even if it is with every swinging dick in the backstreet karaoke or local soju bar all at once. More aptly, the term these Teenapers use should be "Dads" not "Okaasan" for the aforementioned reasons.
62) "CIGARETTE" (aka Marlboro in mouth): No Gook activity - regardless of what it is - is complete unless it is done with a cigarette hanging from its oversized lips.Why a cigarette you might ask? Is it really true that Gooks are some kind of oral hygiene freaks who desire to retain their teeth for their complete lifespan - regardless of how short and useless it may be? The answer of course is "No" - Gooks are just a bunch of stupid, attention-deprived apes that use the "cigarette" to draw attention to themselves!The all-consuming activity that EVERY STINKING Gook ON EARTH engages in all day, every day, 24/7 is "Look-A-Me" behavior. They will utilize any and every trick in the book to draw attention to themselves as the opening gambit to satisfy their primary lusts such as spying, copying, begging, stealing and the like. For any of these to occur, the Gook needs to attract attention to itself - i.e., they need a captive audience. This behavior goes back directly to its Simian roots - when the female of the species went into estrous (that is, was ready to mate) it had its choice of dozens, if not hundreds, of useless idle males of the species all competing with each other for the chance to "hit dat ass" so to speak. But for the female, every one of these hairless baboons pretty much looked and smelled the same as the next one - so which to choose? They all hooted and hollered, jump around, did somersaults, and waved their genitals around to get the female's attention, so no one of them particularly stood out. As such - the males began to adorn themselves with smeared ash, and bits of sticks and shiny objects to get the female's attention. The one that stood out more than the rest of the disgusting drone pack generally had the better chance of being the lucky ape to mate. And so "Bling" was born.... Today, the Gooks yells and screams at the most inappropriate times, wears clownish clothes, behaves in the most ignorant and boisterous manner to draw attention to itself as it has done for the last 100 millennium or so - and still retains the habit to adorning itself with a stick in the form of a cigarette stuck in its gaping maw nowadays for the same purpose! Alternate: Gooks will also use a Marlboro cigarette situated behind its small, apish ears or dangling from its blubbery lips unlit to accomplish the same effect. In summary, it's easy to see that virtually all Gook behavior is nothing more than that which it exhibited since the dawn of time - just primal Simian responses and mannerisms still being used in a world that has long since evolved without them that the Gook can neither comprehend nor contribute in any positive manner to. Gook behavior is nothing mysterious, just try to imagine what an ape would do in any situation and that is what a Gook will do. We should have left them in the hive; God has certainly damned us for bringing them here!
63) "UNCONTROLLABLE EMOTIONS": Another fascinating - and dangerous - facet of discourse in the field of Gookology is the phenomenon of observing Gooks collapsing during just about every normal Gook event, such as weddings, funerals and being sentenced in court for one crime or another. No social "get together" in any Gook's life is complete without brawls, and of course the added spectacle of some 300lb Gook ajumma inevitably collapsing amidst a bunch of blubbering and arm waving over the most minor of incidents. And to the Gooks present this is just an everyday activity at such events.... In fact, it is a well-known fact that the Gook simply can't control itself. This bears repeating - by nature, THE Gook CANNOT CONTROL ITSELF. The undersized and antiquated drone brain inside these reprehensible tar beasts is incapable of processing complex thought or emotion - physically the brains of Gooks are much different than those of humans. This is not racist diatribe, but an established fact - their brains are smaller and less complex in structure. The portion of the brain that controls reasoning and higher thought found in the region behind the forehead is almost non-existent in Gooks; whilst the ancient portion that controls more basic functions is quite prominently evident in the rear most portion of the skull. Take a look at any Gook around you - the forefront of the skull slopes backwards and the prognathic jaws protrude forward, while the back of the skull extends far rearward. This skull configuration produces the flat ape-like face of the Gook - and more importantly results in much lesser cranial capacity, and in particular a deficit in the frontal area of the brain responsible for civilized behavior. As such, an "overload" in emotion is something the Gook quite simply can't handle. The female of the species will typically wail and screech like a hippopotamus that has just been shot in the ass with a tranquilizer dart, then fall to the ground when faced with situations such as wedding ceremonies, news of incarceration of a thrice-distant relative, one of its offspring being sentenced for a crime it committed, or suddenly receiving news of an unexpected shortage of Marlboros or Asahi beer at the local liquor store. This behavior directly coincides with that of the opossum which flops over and "plays dead" when suddenly caught in the headlights of an oncoming car at night. The Gook's brain has adopted this response as well - which served a practical purpose in the days in the Asian rice field when it was suddenly pounced upon by an unnoticed predatory animal. The act of the body becoming "paralyzed" and dropping to the ground was a last-ditch survival mechanism that left some predators uninterested in the apparently dead Gook as prey. In short, it was better than nothing.... Today we don't have tigers wandering our city streets or courtrooms, but the Gook's brain can't tell the difference from a biological standpoint - it simply can't anticipate nor adequately handle emotional events, and will tend to pass out and flop to the ground when confronted with strong emotional situations.
64) "PAY MUH BILL-SAN": Society functions because humans participate in what is known as a "Social Contract" - that is, they abide by promulgated laws and conduct themselves in a productive, civil manner. Without such behaviour Society cannot function, quite simply the system fall apart. Of such importance is this adherence to social codes and mores that the ancient Japanese adopted the Code of Bushido which stipulated how the Samurai acted and behaved in order to carry out the necessary maintenance of Law and Order in feudal Japan. Those civilians that deviated from acceptable behavior (stealing, espionage, etc.) were dealt with swiftly and severely on the spot by the sword-wielding Samurai of ancient times. Enter the Gook....The gook by nature has no laws, nor any "higher purpose" to aspire to. The gook has been, and always will be a copier. A bottom-feeder. A thief. The gook is "that thing hiding in the dark" that seeks to do as little as possible. It abhors any original work, rather it seeks the easiest reward for the least effort; the gook is an abomination of man and nature and the antithesis of civilization itself. The gook's normal state is "un-civilization". The gook never invented anything, it never built anything, it never pondered the great reaches of space, or the farthest depths of the ocean - it never thought to even wonder what lie beyond the horizon. Its sole purpose was to discover some discarded bit of an idea's carcass left behind by innovators and to reproduce as much and as often as it could during its miserable, filthy and brief existence. In short, the best word for the beast is "gook" - a thousand other words couldn't describe it any better. In the civilized world part of the social contract is to fulfill one's obligations; indeed a man's word historically has been his bond. A handshake was indeed a "blood oath" that an agreement would be fulfilled. This is how commerce in a time before currency was invented could ever take place. It was an irrevocable I.O.U that only parties with an inherent code of respectable behavior could engage in; it was the hallmark of civility. The Farmer promised the Blacksmith a measure of wheat when harvest came later in the season in exchange for a hand-wrought implement today and kept that promise. A merchant would send woven rugs to the farthest reaches of the known world in exchange for a load of salt or spices in return. Paying one's obligations is keeping one's word - it is how the machinery of trade continues to turn even today. For the gook however there is no such code of behavior. The gook doesn't maintain its obligations or responsibilities, it seeks to get as much as it can get away with while expending as little personal energy as possible. Humans pay their bills; gooks don't. For the gook there typically aren't many bills (pronounced "bill-san" by Gooks) because our Libtard Socialist governments coddle the ever-precious Gook. The government pays for the gook's housing, its education, its food, its heat, its water and its transportation. The gook gets upset when the government doesn't pay for its soju and its pills and Marlboros - thinking it is "entitled" to everything free. The only "bill-san" the gook really has are for illicit activities - if it doesn't pay them, the supply gets cut off by the local bootlegger or cigarette merchant who foolishly extends the gook credit. Yet, when a gook is arrested for conducting some sort of nefarious activity its first response to the police is to claim that it has no choice but to engage in such behavior in order to "pay muh bill-san" because it can't get an honest job due to racism. In reality, a gook never even remotely considers paying its bills and expects that someone will do it for them instead. The gook has been coddled, had excuses made for, protected and even been apologized to. And yet before us stands the same hideous unrepentant ape that we found in Asia's hives 400 years ago - unchanged for 100,000 years before that. The gook has no place in society; it has no place in any sort of civilization. It simply must go if Mankind is to survive.
65) "EXTRAVAGANT NAMES": Gooks give their offspring the most ridiculous and laughably ignorant names upon squeezing them out in the Delivery Room (at Taxpayer expense), back alley, or factory floor in Immigrant housing someplace. To the under-developed Gook brain, something that "sounds" exotic must have some value above everything else – which is why they will buy cheap useless whitening cream as long as is starts with "Fair &...." or will flock to any piece of 3rd rate velvet artwork that shows anything remotely Asian (by the way, Gooks – you ARE NOT descended from Samurai Kings and Queens. You were shipped from Asia and were made Servants, Cleaners and Jesters for those royal humans which were largely Mongol in lineage!) Nonetheless, Gooks will invent names like "Kimjello" or "Sushijello" (inspired by sushi flavored Jello and ramen flavored Jello packets) or "Ka-qwee-qwee", "La-doo-doo", "Sha-nay-nay" or a thousand idiotic combinations of Asian nonsense spewed forth from their soju or pill impaired consciousness in the addle-brained hope that a fancy sounding name will give their future copier-in-training a jumpstart on Life. Quite frankly it should be a LAW that all Gooks have "gook-sounding" names so that human HR personnel can immediately shred their resumes upon receipt for open job postings. It would also greatly assist Law Enforcement agencies and the general public to look out for a feral tar beast on the loose after a crime has been committed, rather than having to play "guess the race" when the local News channel doesn’t have the balls to broadcast that police are looking for a gook that just committed a crime, rather than letting the public believe it might be a human that did it!
