Rage Unkindled

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"Ahhh, another one, roused from the sleep of death (banned)?
Well, you're not alone. We Unkindled (banned) are worthless. Can't even die right (stay banned and disappear). Gives me conniptions.
And they'd have us seek the Lords of Cinder ("ascend"), and return them to their moulding thrones.
But we're talking true legends with the mettle to link the fire. We're not fit to lick their boots.
Don't you think?"

"The poor wretched souls... Be they lord or legend, the curse shows no mercy. What a sham." (banned)

"Such is a lord, I suppose. But here I ask. Do we have a sodding chance?" ("ascend")

"Only in truth, the Lords will abandon their thrones (banned), and the Unkindled will rise (and on LooksMax). Nameless accursed undead, unfit even to be cinder. And so it is that ash seeketh embers..."

Cast out of the fires of hell (incels.is), we unkindled, unfit to even burn amongst the rest.

"When the Ashes are two, a flame alighteth (ascend).
Thou'rt Ash, and fire (burning hot manko) befits thee, of course"

"Produce the coiled sword at the bonfire.
The mark of ash will guide thee to the land of the Lords (Japan).
To Lothric (Tokyo), where the homes of the Lords converge.""

"Ashen one, to be Unkindled is to be a vessel for souls.
Sovereignless souls will become thy strength.
I will show thee how.
Ashen one, bring me souls, plucked from their vessels..." (keep having sex with girls to make the pain go away)

"The five lords sit their five thrones.
All thanks to thee, most worthy of lords.
Ashen one, with the Lords as thy witness, bend thy knee afore the bonfire's coiled sword.
And let the Lords' embers acknowledge thee as their true heir.
A true lord, fit to link the fire." (one who has ascended)
 
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Huh3


No one plays Dark Souls here?
 

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