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Biggest subhuman ever, bottom 5% man
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Of course if you are subhuman there is no haircut that can ascend you. If you are a chad who is balding, you can still do good, but even as a chad, it's better to have hair.
But if you are in a LTN-Chadlite range, which is the majority of userbase here, having hair literally equals having life. Even HTNs and chadlites can get sent to an early grave if they start balding. Balding can singlehandedly ruin the entire harmony of your looks, it's quite weird how having good hair can change your entire appearance, make you look younger, etc. You can also forget about having young foids interested in you ever again, they want bald men to die in agony. If you are in a LTN-Chadlite range and you started balding, and you are also sub 6'3 dwarf, know that 95% of your smv and options are decimated.
And there are only three things that you can do if you are balding:
1. Take tranny drugs and autistically obsess over every follicle, you also risk becoming sterile or having mutated kids, so if you don't care about your offspring, take this route.
2. Have a hair transplant which also require still taking tranny drugs, you will butcher your donor area, it will take a lot of time to grow hair to a satisfying state, will probably take several surgeries, you will never get back your hair halo that you had pre balding.
3. Wear a hair system, which will require you to learn to maintain it or go to a saloon every few weeks, will be additional responsibility, might be expensive if you want to wear a high quality one, but is the only thing that can give you back hair halo that you had before.
As one wise philosopher once said:
But if you are in a LTN-Chadlite range, which is the majority of userbase here, having hair literally equals having life. Even HTNs and chadlites can get sent to an early grave if they start balding. Balding can singlehandedly ruin the entire harmony of your looks, it's quite weird how having good hair can change your entire appearance, make you look younger, etc. You can also forget about having young foids interested in you ever again, they want bald men to die in agony. If you are in a LTN-Chadlite range and you started balding, and you are also sub 6'3 dwarf, know that 95% of your smv and options are decimated.
And there are only three things that you can do if you are balding:
1. Take tranny drugs and autistically obsess over every follicle, you also risk becoming sterile or having mutated kids, so if you don't care about your offspring, take this route.
2. Have a hair transplant which also require still taking tranny drugs, you will butcher your donor area, it will take a lot of time to grow hair to a satisfying state, will probably take several surgeries, you will never get back your hair halo that you had pre balding.
3. Wear a hair system, which will require you to learn to maintain it or go to a saloon every few weeks, will be additional responsibility, might be expensive if you want to wear a high quality one, but is the only thing that can give you back hair halo that you had before.
As one wise philosopher once said:
