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Kraken
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Statistics say that married people live longer. So what does that mean? That means you have to be good looking enough to get married which means you have to be Chad. 6 feet tall, the body of Zyzz, with the face of Jeremy Meeks. Thats what you have to have. Theres also a lot of research that says that below average looking people make less money. People who make less money live shorter lives. Another point - people who get charged as criminals tend to be uglier. And good looking people get away with more crime. If you are good looking you get to break the law for free without punishment. This allows you to have a better and longer life. One last point - socializing is an important aspect of living a long fulfilling life. So what does that mean? Uglier people live shorter lives because ugly people get rejected by people in friend groups and therefore can't have a social life. Merry early fuckin Christmas people. And a terrible fuckin new year.