💥🔥 Unpopular Opinion: Oofy Doofy Maxxing is the Only Path to Success, Looksmaxxers! 💥🔥

[fluoride1337]

Alright, guys, I’m just gonna say it: Looksmaxxers, you’ve got it all wrong. All the jawline sculpting, perfecting of cheekbones, or whatever face exercises you’re doing, it’s all useless if you’re not embracing your inner Oofy Doofy!

Why do you think all these "average Joes" with dad bods, goofy smiles, and zero jawline definition are out here thriving while y'all are busy obsessing over the golden ratio? That’s right – because they’re Oofy Doofymaxxing. Let’s face it, women are tired of Chads and the narcissistic nonsense. They’re over it! They want a man who’s approachable, kinda awkward, and yes, maybe even a little goofy!

POV, the average looksmaxxer in 2024:

Here’s why OofyDoofymaxxing WORKS:

1. Looks ≠ Everything - Women are not out here analyzing your zygomatic arches or some other scientific nonsense. They’re choosing “safe,” “non-threatening” dudes they can actually relax around.
2. They Want a Man They Can Control - News flash: women don’t actually want some "alpha" trying to dominate everything. They want a guy they can mold, who’s not out here trying to flex every second. Get on board with this, looksmaxxers!
3. Feminism Changed the Game - Yup, women are more independent now, so the last thing they’re after is Mr. Perfect. They’re going for dudes who don’t set off their “player” radar – aka, the Oofy Doofies.
4. Mystery Ingredient - Some guys have that indescribable “it” factor. Pheromones? Aura? Who knows. It’s not something you can enhance with a chin implant, my friend.

So while you all are out there grinding for minimal results (), I’m saying stop the jaw exercises and start oofydoofymaxxing. Embrace your awkward charm, stop overthinking, and watch the magic happen.

 

[ihatewhiterose]

ragebait used to be believable

 

[mouthwashdrinker]

half truth

 

[fluoride1337]

half truth

trvthnuke my friend.

 

[metacognitivist]

schizobabbling

 

[incel194012940]

you don't have to go through all these steps

if you want to be a castrated male you can save yourself most of this humilation by just grabbing a pair of sissors and heading into the bathroom

 

[fluoride1337]

you don't have to go through all these steps

if you want to be a castrated male you can save yourself most of this humilation by just grabbing a pair of sissors and heading into the bathroom

Oh wow, what a revelation! Thank you, Dr. Freud, for diagnosing my “castration” needs so accurately.

Imagine being so focused on preserving “alpha energy” that you’d actually believe OofyDoofymaxxing is some form of self-sabotage. News flash, buddy: women aren't checking for your “high-T” stance at every corner. Meanwhile, Oofy Doofies like me are out here living rent-free in their heads while you’re in the bathroom measuring your jaw angles.

But hey, if clinging to outdated “macho” ideals is what keeps you going, you do you. I’ll be out here embracing my true Oofy Doofy self, collecting more brownie points than you ever will with those safety scissors!

 

[mouthwashdrinker]

trvthnuke my friend.

noooooo

 

[incel194012940]

Oh wow, what a revelation! Thank you, Dr. Freud, for diagnosing my “castration” needs so accurately.

Imagine being so focused on preserving “alpha energy” that you’d actually believe OofyDoofymaxxing is some form of self-sabotage. News flash, buddy: women aren't checking for your “high-T” stance at every corner. Meanwhile, Oofy Doofies like me are out here living rent-free in their heads while you’re in the bathroom measuring your jaw angles.

But hey, if clinging to outdated “macho” ideals is what keeps you going, you do you. I’ll be out here embracing my true Oofy Doofy self, collecting more brownie points than you ever will with those safety scissors!

 

[piec]

the comic made me cage ngl

 

[watah]

Bump

 

[20/04/2008]

Alright, guys, I’m just gonna say it: Looksmaxxers, you’ve got it all wrong. All the jawline sculpting, perfecting of cheekbones, or whatever face exercises you’re doing, it’s all useless if you’re not embracing your inner Oofy Doofy!

Why do you think all these "average Joes" with dad bods, goofy smiles, and zero jawline definition are out here thriving while y'all are busy obsessing over the golden ratio? That’s right – because they’re Oofy Doofymaxxing. Let’s face it, women are tired of Chads and the narcissistic nonsense. They’re over it! They want a man who’s approachable, kinda awkward, and yes, maybe even a little goofy!

POV, the average looksmaxxer in 2024:

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Here’s why OofyDoofymaxxing WORKS:

1. Looks ≠ Everything - Women are not out here analyzing your zygomatic arches or some other scientific nonsense. They’re choosing “safe,” “non-threatening” dudes they can actually relax around.
2. They Want a Man They Can Control - News flash: women don’t actually want some "alpha" trying to dominate everything. They want a guy they can mold, who’s not out here trying to flex every second. Get on board with this, looksmaxxers!
3. Feminism Changed the Game - Yup, women are more independent now, so the last thing they’re after is Mr. Perfect. They’re going for dudes who don’t set off their “player” radar – aka, the Oofy Doofies.
4. Mystery Ingredient - Some guys have that indescribable “it” factor. Pheromones? Aura? Who knows. It’s not something you can enhance with a chin implant, my friend.

So while you all are out there grinding for minimal results (), I’m saying stop the jaw exercises and start oofydoofymaxxing. Embrace your awkward charm, stop overthinking, and watch the magic happen.

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