mulattocel
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I prayed to God last night to send another big titty white blonde cougar milf into my life and it somewhat manifested today at the gym
Enter 41 year old slim, big tits blondie with hazel eyes and similar build and pheno to Brandi Love but wayyy younger and better looking
I opened up complimenting her on her outfit as she was wearing bright colors, and my words couldn’t come out more convoluted
Despite me stuttering like a complete autist and sounding like a retard, she kept a friendly demeanor and continued to engage with me for several minutes. No cringing, no weird looks, just great vibes all around once I regained verbal footing
She tells me she has two kids by a Jamaican man she’s divorced from. My face lit tf up when I heard that
Not only is she single, but she’s a mudshark too?? The BBC Gawds were in my corner once again. The best part was her ex husband is 10 YEARS HER JUNIOR
So you would think I check off all her boxes considering she also called me extremely handsome too, right? WRONG (Mind you, I’m borderline hmtn/lhtn on a low-cortisol, non-bloated day such as today)
She then hits me with a curveball talking about how she’s over the phase of dating younger guys and that she just got out of another relationship 3 days ago jfl
But I held frame, kept up the charm, and made a deal with her that I’ll take her number down and wait a couple weeks to hit her up. She obliges
Holy shit guys I’m getting mixed signals on this one, how do ya’ll think I should proceed? She’s hot af
Enter 41 year old slim, big tits blondie with hazel eyes and similar build and pheno to Brandi Love but wayyy younger and better looking
I opened up complimenting her on her outfit as she was wearing bright colors, and my words couldn’t come out more convoluted
Despite me stuttering like a complete autist and sounding like a retard, she kept a friendly demeanor and continued to engage with me for several minutes. No cringing, no weird looks, just great vibes all around once I regained verbal footing
She tells me she has two kids by a Jamaican man she’s divorced from. My face lit tf up when I heard that
Not only is she single, but she’s a mudshark too?? The BBC Gawds were in my corner once again. The best part was her ex husband is 10 YEARS HER JUNIOR
So you would think I check off all her boxes considering she also called me extremely handsome too, right? WRONG (Mind you, I’m borderline hmtn/lhtn on a low-cortisol, non-bloated day such as today)
She then hits me with a curveball talking about how she’s over the phase of dating younger guys and that she just got out of another relationship 3 days ago jfl
But I held frame, kept up the charm, and made a deal with her that I’ll take her number down and wait a couple weeks to hit her up. She obliges
Holy shit guys I’m getting mixed signals on this one, how do ya’ll think I should proceed? She’s hot af
