update 2: escort DNR'd me

[Roara]

would've labeled this "whitepill" but upon further thought its more fitting that I stay a virgin

it was recommended to have a plan b, yet no such escort existed that would've fit my standards

should I try again? is it worth it? escortcels answer, please

 

[Roara]

tagging brah @Swarthy Knight

 

[qrdd]

ruh roh

w eq dont think with ya dick

 

[Aerand]

Maybe this is a sign to wait for the right girl… or to become a monk

 

[Fledermaus]

would've labeled this "whitepill" but upon further thought its more fitting that I stay a virgin

it was recommended to have a plan b, yet no such escort existed that would've fit my standards

should I try again? is it worth it? escortcels answer, please

Total escortcels death

 

[Roara]

Total escortcels death

I am no such escortcel yet

Maybe this is a sign to wait for the right girl… or to become a monk

if there was valuable advice on how to find a woman who will love someone like me, I would use it

ruh roh

w eq dont think with ya dick

yeah, you're right, besides, I could spend this money on rent or something

 

[Fledermaus]

I am no such escortcel yet

make sure to end yourself before you become one.

 

[Roara]

make sure to end yourself before you become one.

no

 

[Swarthy Knight]

Ya it happens. Even escorts are low key hypergamous nowadays