UPDATE: Foid just invited me over but it might be over

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So I was having dinner, when all of a sudden, my friends ex calls me completely out of the blue (we hadn’t spoken in like a month), asking me if I want to come over to watch the soccer tn. She is like MTB and my friend cheated on her so I was like fuck it why not 😋😋😋HOWEVER I then remembered my bitch ass has ED AND I gooned like 3 hours ago so there’s NO WAY I’m getting him up 😔😡😡 and on top of that I AM OUT OF CIALIS AND VIAGRA (FUCK INDIAMART) so now I am basically a useless fucking chud and I won’t be able to slay because these faggot ass shitskin inidamart jeets have taken one month bring me my latest order. What should I do?

UPDATE:

ok, so, I get to her place at 9 as the game starts. I brought a 6 pack of beers to watch the game and she also had a cart (w goyslop looksmin but once in a while is fine). we get high and have a few beers and watch the game and SOMEHOW South Africa doesn't get raped in the first half!! :lul::lul: I am starting to think maybe things might go my way after all. we gt closer during halftime and start making out a bit and SOMEHOW I actually get my soldier up! :eek::eek: weed works wonders! this goes on for a few min then halftime is over and we go back to watching the game (South Africa might actually win a wc knockout game?????). we have a few more beers, rip the cart some more, I had my hand on her thigh and shit, I was CONVINCED I was gna get the slay (first time in months this nigga is thirsty). then, at 90+2, these fucking inbred Canadian cuckolds score a goal. absolutely brutal. ropefuel. the atmosphere of the room changes.I am shocked. fuck. but the dream was not dead! when the game finally ends, we go back to making out, but I can tell its different now. I try to escalate shit and fondle her (as per my username) but she HALTS my advances, saying that "we are both really fucked up and we should wait until were sober to do that".

typical foidal larp.

I have been cucked by the greatest of cucks... the Canadians themselves. no slay for foidfondler tonight.

maybe if I was chad I would've gotten the slay but being hhtn-cl clearly isn't enough for these hypergamous bodymaxxed mtb foids.

brutal.

now, I am back home and have no choice but to hit goon number 2 for the day (drop suggestions down below). my spirit is crushed. BUT it is not over! we will slay another day :p:p:p:feelswhy:
 
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foidfondler said:
So I was having dinner, when all of a sudden, my friends ex calls me completely out of the blue (we hadn’t spoken in like a month), asking me if I want to come over to watch the soccer tn. She is like MTB and my friend cheated on her so I was like fuck it why not 😋😋😋HOWEVER I then remembered my bitch ass has ED AND I gooned like 3 hours ago so there’s NO WAY I’m getting him up 😔😡😡 and on top of that I AM OUT OF CIALIS AND VIAGRA (FUCK INDIAMART) so now I am basically a useless fucking chud and I won’t be able to slay because these faggot ass shitskin inidamart jeets have taken one month bring me my latest order. What should I do?
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I’d say it’s better that way cuz exact same situation happened to me and now I’m not friends with this dude anymore
 
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pitty slay
 
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foidfondler said:
So I was having dinner, when all of a sudden, my friends ex calls me completely out of the blue (we hadn’t spoken in like a month), asking me if I want to come over to watch the soccer tn. She is like MTB and my friend cheated on her so I was like fuck it why not 😋😋😋HOWEVER I then remembered my bitch ass has ED AND I gooned like 3 hours ago so there’s NO WAY I’m getting him up 😔😡😡 and on top of that I AM OUT OF CIALIS AND VIAGRA (FUCK INDIAMART) so now I am basically a useless fucking chud and I won’t be able to slay because these faggot ass shitskin inidamart jeets have taken one month bring me my latest order. What should I do?

UPDATE:

ok, so, I get to her place at 9 as the game starts. I brought a 6 pack of beers to watch the game and she also had a cart (w goyslop looksmin but once in a while is fine). we get high and have a few beers and watch the game and SOMEHOW South Africa doesn't get raped in the first half!! :lul::lul: I am starting to think maybe things might go my way after all. we gt closer during halftime and start making out a bit and SOMEHOW I actually get my soldier up! :eek::eek: weed works wonders! this goes on for a few min then halftime is over and we go back to watching the game (South Africa might actually win a wc knockout game?????). we have a few more beers, rip the cart some more, I had my hand on her thigh and shit, I was CONVINCED I was gna get the slay (first time in months this nigga is thirsty). then, at 90+2, these fucking inbred Canadian cuckolds score a goal. absolutely brutal. ropefuel. the atmosphere of the room changes.I am shocked. fuck. but the dream was not dead! when the game finally ends, we go back to making out, but I can tell its different now. I try to escalate shit and fondle her (as per my username) but she HALTS my advances, saying that "we are both really fucked up and we should wait until were sober to do that".

typical foidal larp.

I have been cucked by the greatest of cucks... the Canadians themselves. no slay for foidfondler tonight.

maybe if I was chad I would've gotten the slay but being hhtn-cl clearly isn't enough for these hypergamous bodymaxxed mtb foids.

brutal.

now, I am back home and have no choice but to hit goon number 2 for the day (drop suggestions down below). my spirit is crushed. BUT it is not over! we will slay another day :p:p:p:feelswhy:
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rapemaxx
 
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NOT hehe
 
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foidfondler said:
So I was having dinner, when all of a sudden, my friends ex calls me completely out of the blue (we hadn’t spoken in like a month), asking me if I want to come over to watch the soccer tn. She is like MTB and my friend cheated on her so I was like fuck it why not 😋😋😋HOWEVER I then remembered my bitch ass has ED AND I gooned like 3 hours ago so there’s NO WAY I’m getting him up 😔😡😡 and on top of that I AM OUT OF CIALIS AND VIAGRA (FUCK INDIAMART) so now I am basically a useless fucking chud and I won’t be able to slay because these faggot ass shitskin inidamart jeets have taken one month bring me my latest order. What should I do?

UPDATE:

ok, so, I get to her place at 9 as the game starts. I brought a 6 pack of beers to watch the game and she also had a cart (w goyslop looksmin but once in a while is fine). we get high and have a few beers and watch the game and SOMEHOW South Africa doesn't get raped in the first half!! :lul::lul: I am starting to think maybe things might go my way after all. we gt closer during halftime and start making out a bit and SOMEHOW I actually get my soldier up! :eek::eek: weed works wonders! this goes on for a few min then halftime is over and we go back to watching the game (South Africa might actually win a wc knockout game?????). we have a few more beers, rip the cart some more, I had my hand on her thigh and shit, I was CONVINCED I was gna get the slay (first time in months this nigga is thirsty). then, at 90+2, these fucking inbred Canadian cuckolds score a goal. absolutely brutal. ropefuel. the atmosphere of the room changes.I am shocked. fuck. but the dream was not dead! when the game finally ends, we go back to making out, but I can tell its different now. I try to escalate shit and fondle her (as per my username) but she HALTS my advances, saying that "we are both really fucked up and we should wait until were sober to do that".

typical foidal larp.

I have been cucked by the greatest of cucks... the Canadians themselves. no slay for foidfondler tonight.

maybe if I was chad I would've gotten the slay but being hhtn-cl clearly isn't enough for these hypergamous bodymaxxed mtb foids.

brutal.

now, I am back home and have no choice but to hit goon number 2 for the day (drop suggestions down below). my spirit is crushed. BUT it is not over! we will slay another day :p:p:p:feelswhy:
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ok but why are we calling them foids in 2026 why not "burden" or "inferior" or (both physical and metaphorical) gaping void
 
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Cr™ said:
Just kys nigger , now give me her number so i can go slay her and make a proper thread and become the next clav
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there are many more foids to slay :p I am going clubbing this Thursday so if I use my heightfrauding timbs+sock stack I will be 6'2"and will easily slay hypergamous African ltb foid (fuck my standards, its been too long)
 
why would I be watching the South Africa game? hmmm :unsure::unsure::unsure:
 
foidfondler said:
So I was having dinner, when all of a sudden, my friends ex calls me completely out of the blue (we hadn’t spoken in like a month), asking me if I want to come over to watch the soccer tn. She is like MTB and my friend cheated on her so I was like fuck it why not 😋😋😋HOWEVER I then remembered my bitch ass has ED AND I gooned like 3 hours ago so there’s NO WAY I’m getting him up 😔😡😡 and on top of that I AM OUT OF CIALIS AND VIAGRA (FUCK INDIAMART) so now I am basically a useless fucking chud and I won’t be able to slay because these faggot ass shitskin inidamart jeets have taken one month bring me my latest order. What should I do?

UPDATE:

ok, so, I get to her place at 9 as the game starts. I brought a 6 pack of beers to watch the game and she also had a cart (w goyslop looksmin but once in a while is fine). we get high and have a few beers and watch the game and SOMEHOW South Africa doesn't get raped in the first half!! :lul::lul: I am starting to think maybe things might go my way after all. we gt closer during halftime and start making out a bit and SOMEHOW I actually get my soldier up! :eek::eek: weed works wonders! this goes on for a few min then halftime is over and we go back to watching the game (South Africa might actually win a wc knockout game?????). we have a few more beers, rip the cart some more, I had my hand on her thigh and shit, I was CONVINCED I was gna get the slay (first time in months this nigga is thirsty). then, at 90+2, these fucking inbred Canadian cuckolds score a goal. absolutely brutal. ropefuel. the atmosphere of the room changes.I am shocked. fuck. but the dream was not dead! when the game finally ends, we go back to making out, but I can tell its different now. I try to escalate shit and fondle her (as per my username) but she HALTS my advances, saying that "we are both really fucked up and we should wait until were sober to do that".

typical foidal larp.

I have been cucked by the greatest of cucks... the Canadians themselves. no slay for foidfondler tonight.

maybe if I was chad I would've gotten the slay but being hhtn-cl clearly isn't enough for these hypergamous bodymaxxed mtb foids.

brutal.

now, I am back home and have no choice but to hit goon number 2 for the day (drop suggestions down below). my spirit is crushed. BUT it is not over! we will slay another day :p:p:p:feelswhy:
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foidfondler said:
So I was having dinner, when all of a sudden, my friends ex calls me completely out of the blue (we hadn’t spoken in like a month), asking me if I want to come over to watch the soccer tn. She is like MTB and my friend cheated on her so I was like fuck it why not 😋😋😋HOWEVER I then remembered my bitch ass has ED AND I gooned like 3 hours ago so there’s NO WAY I’m getting him up 😔😡😡 and on top of that I AM OUT OF CIALIS AND VIAGRA (FUCK INDIAMART) so now I am basically a useless fucking chud and I won’t be able to slay because these faggot ass shitskin inidamart jeets have taken one month bring me my latest order. What should I do?

UPDATE:

ok, so, I get to her place at 9 as the game starts. I brought a 6 pack of beers to watch the game and she also had a cart (w goyslop looksmin but once in a while is fine). we get high and have a few beers and watch the game and SOMEHOW South Africa doesn't get raped in the first half!! :lul::lul: I am starting to think maybe things might go my way after all. we gt closer during halftime and start making out a bit and SOMEHOW I actually get my soldier up! :eek::eek: weed works wonders! this goes on for a few min then halftime is over and we go back to watching the game (South Africa might actually win a wc knockout game?????). we have a few more beers, rip the cart some more, I had my hand on her thigh and shit, I was CONVINCED I was gna get the slay (first time in months this nigga is thirsty). then, at 90+2, these fucking inbred Canadian cuckolds score a goal. absolutely brutal. ropefuel. the atmosphere of the room changes.I am shocked. fuck. but the dream was not dead! when the game finally ends, we go back to making out, but I can tell its different now. I try to escalate shit and fondle her (as per my username) but she HALTS my advances, saying that "we are both really fucked up and we should wait until were sober to do that".

typical foidal larp.

I have been cucked by the greatest of cucks... the Canadians themselves. no slay for foidfondler tonight.

maybe if I was chad I would've gotten the slay but being hhtn-cl clearly isn't enough for these hypergamous bodymaxxed mtb foids.

brutal.

now, I am back home and have no choice but to hit goon number 2 for the day (drop suggestions down below). my spirit is crushed. BUT it is not over! we will slay another day :p:p:p:feelswhy:
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Dawg I think she js wanted attention imagine she never lets u slay brutal
 
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slaying in a club WILL be difficult though if I pull it off I will make a guide
 
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Cr™ said:
you've been fucking my mother more frequently nowadays and I am cranky because I cannot sleep because of it. breakfast is bomb the day afterwards however
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ty grey I will be more considerate
 
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