BigJimsWornOutTires
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fucking yellow jackets
i cant uppercase my hands are fucked. i got gangbanged by a nest of yellow jackets. they jackhammered their stingers into my hands. not sure why. i was just mowing through their nest. but they took that personally. fucking satan's insects. fuck them. so i drenched them with poison and as a fuck...
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Ngl. Fucking hornets are brutal. I'm accustomed to yellow jackets having ground nests, but hornets now? I thought it was a giant fly. I swept my hand and motherfucker zeroed in on my ear as if nature's little asshole knew the right spot to fuck my ass up. And after swiping that little fucker off my ear, half of its body decapitated leaving its booty stuck in the side of my ear. And of course, shortly later, I ended that hive with some good o' fresh gasoline -- cha-ching-booyah.
I couldn't sleep. It fucking hurts! And I'm not that pussy that runs to a doctor or hospital. I deal with it, motherfuckers.
Perhaps, time to make a mental note to myself: Look for holes in the ground, my nigga-bean factory. DONE!
