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So I got into her car

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And we talked and shit like reconciled.

We find a secluded spot and get to talking and the nerves start going and I ask her her body count and she says with a straight face that it’s 24.

I promptly asked her to drive me back to my house because “I don’t have a condom” (I do) and that we’ll try again soon (we won’t :lul:)

She’s now spam texting me asking if her body count turned me off.
 
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bro who fucking cares just fuck her
 
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She was also considerably less attractive than I remember/in snaps.

I don’t consider this a loss imo.
 
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Say it did be sigma😈
 
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For anyone who saw this:
So I got into her car

View attachment 4476396

And we talked and shit like reconciled.

We find a secluded spot and get to talking and the nerves start going and I ask her her body count and she says with a straight face that it’s 24.

I promptly asked her to drive me back to my house because “I don’t have a condom” (I do) and that we’ll try again soon (we won’t :lul:)

She’s now spam texting me asking if her body count turned me off.
Ur a pussy if you care about bodycount just fuck her unless you got a small dick lol
 
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Ur a pussy if you care about bodycount just fuck her unless you got a small dick lol
getting pressed by some nigga who joined yesterday is insane but yea
 
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She was also loud and obnoxious and annoyed me when we talked.

So the combination of not being as pretty as I thought, being annoying, and her fucked body count made me not turned on.

I also listened to u fags and beat my shit an hour before we met so that prolly crashed my libido too :lul:.

Whatever there’s always another foid.
 
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bro who fucking cares just fuck her
shes a fucking slut what the fuck no and she was mid and annoying i wouldnt have been able to get my shit up :lul::lul:
 
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shes a fucking slut what the fuck no and she was mid and annoying i wouldnt have been able to get my shit up :lul::lul:
That’s real ngl

I like sluts but sometimes it’s too much
 
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For anyone who saw this:
So I got into her car

View attachment 4476396

And we talked and shit like reconciled.

We find a secluded spot and get to talking and the nerves start going and I ask her her body count and she says with a straight face that it’s 24.

I promptly asked her to drive me back to my house because “I don’t have a condom” (I do) and that we’ll try again soon (we won’t :lul:)

She’s now spam texting me asking if her body count turned me off.
bodycount is monogamyslop
 
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Tales from Buenos Aires
 
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Nigga are you fucking kidding me. It’s not like you’re marrying the whore. Just get your dick wet and dip. Not that fucking hard.
For anyone who saw this:
So I got into her car

View attachment 4476396

And we talked and shit like reconciled.

We find a secluded spot and get to talking and the nerves start going and I ask her her body count and she says with a straight face that it’s 24.

I promptly asked her to drive me back to my house because “I don’t have a condom” (I do) and that we’ll try again soon (we won’t :lul:)

She’s now spam texting me asking if her body count turned me off.
 
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For anyone who saw this:
So I got into her car

View attachment 4476396

And we talked and shit like reconciled.

We find a secluded spot and get to talking and the nerves start going and I ask her her body count and she says with a straight face that it’s 24.

I promptly asked her to drive me back to my house because “I don’t have a condom” (I do) and that we’ll try again soon (we won’t :lul:)

She’s now spam texting me asking if her body count turned me off.
a man wearing a williams racing hat and a mercedes shirt is talking into a microphone .


may i get killed in horrible fashion if slay threads are on the schedule for org in 2026
 
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