Urgent help needed SOS SOS

[gihk342]

I got a party coming up on new years but i have never been at an actual party before and im a fucking khhv, but ive been larping and saying shit like i got 3 bodies and im hella good at making out and know all the fucking good songs, how do i save myself now, someone teach me how to behave at a party and make out with foids

 

[Olympus]

just don't hook up with anyone

 

[gihk342]

just don't hook up with anyone

thats not an option anymore, i have been going around telling my friends that i WILL hook up with foids and me and some other guy are the hosters of this party

 

[Olympus]

thats not an option anymore, i have been going around telling my friends that i WILL hook up with foids and me and some other guy are the hosters of this party

then you shot yourself in the foot
next time don't care so much about what you think people think about you
you are clearly not a stud

 

[gihk342]

then you shot yourself in the foot
next time don't care so much about what you think people think about you
you are clearly not a stud

do you atleast have any tips on how to not genuinely socially embarrass myself

 

[chris34]

thats not an option anymore, i have been going around telling my friends that i WILL hook up with foids and me and some other guy are the hosters of this party

Next time don’t fucking lie about shit that doesn’t need to be lied about my only advice to you is to play it cool and to use a condom if you hook up

 

[Olympus]

do you atleast have any tips on how to not genuinely socially embarrass myself

get at least tipsy and then your inhibition goes down and you can relax

 

[gihk342]

Next time don’t fucking lie about shit that doesn’t need to be lied about my only advice to you is to play it cool and to use a condom if you hook up

i kinda got carried away while lying

 

[RichardSpencel]

Helps me