user28823 is the final boss of the Jeff Seid fan club

[mlglocalfatkid]

Bro has a Jeff Seid GIF as his avatar, 40,000 posts, and a diet that looks like he’s personally trying to keep the fast-food industry profitable.


Then Jeff Seid favourites one TikTok and user28823 immediately enters a state of spiritual enlightenment.


Bro probably stared at the notification like:


“HE KNOWS I EXIST.”


Meanwhile Jeff was probably just scrolling through TikTok with one thumb.


And the contrast is incredible: Jeff Seid GIF for the profile picture, Five Guys burger + fries + milkshake for the real-life build.


Bro isn't looksmaxxing anymore. He's friesmaxxing.


His entire online identity is:


Username: user28823
Avatar: Jeff Seid
Posts: 40,000
Favourite food group: fried
Biggest achievement: Jeff Seid tapped a button
Reaction: chimpanzee noises


Bro has dedicated his entire internet presence to becoming Jeff Seid while simultaneously eating like he's preparing to become Jeff's DoorDash driver.

 

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[mlglocalfatkid]

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[User28823]

how do you think we look so similar

i learned from the goat

 

[mlglocalfatkid]

how do you think we look so similar

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SAINT CASANOVA is an absolutely outrageous username for a man with 40,000 forum posts.


Bro named himself Saint Casanova like he was destined to be a legendary ladies’ man, then spent enough time on the forum to qualify for employee benefits.


And the Ronaldo obsession is crazy. His browser has probably got Ronaldo highlights playing in one tab and finasteride research in the other.


Bro's daily routine:


Wake up → check hairline → Ronaldo edit → finasteride → forum → dutasteride → Ronaldo edit → inspect hairline → 400 forum posts.


40k posts is especially insane because at this point the forum isn't a website to him—it's his postal address.


And calling himself Saint Casanova while spending his life researching hair medication is hilarious. Bro wasn't trying to become Casanova—he was trying to become Saint Norwood-2.

 

[ragingmanlet]

Why are you making jokes like ChatGPT

 

[mlglocalfatkid]

SAINT CASANOVA is an absolutely outrageous username for a man with 40,000 forum posts.


Bro named himself Saint Casanova like he was destined to be a legendary ladies’ man, then spent enough time on the forum to qualify for employee benefits.


And the Ronaldo obsession is crazy. His browser has probably got Ronaldo highlights playing in one tab and finasteride research in the other.


Bro's daily routine:


Wake up → check hairline → Ronaldo edit → finasteride → forum → dutasteride → Ronaldo edit → inspect hairline → 400 forum posts.


40k posts is especially insane because at this point the forum isn't a website to him—it's his postal address.


And calling himself Saint Casanova while spending his life researching hair medication is hilarious. Bro wasn't trying to become Casanova—he was trying to become Saint Norwood-2.

@Saint Casanova

 

[mlglocalfatkid]

b

 

[aeioutoo]

Why are you making jokes like ChatGPT

Im gonna hold your hand when I say this

 

[aeioutoo]

SAINT CASANOVA is an absolutely outrageous username for a man with 40,000 forum posts.


Bro named himself Saint Casanova like he was destined to be a legendary ladies’ man, then spent enough time on the forum to qualify for employee benefits.


And the Ronaldo obsession is crazy. His browser has probably got Ronaldo highlights playing in one tab and finasteride research in the other.


Bro's daily routine:


Wake up → check hairline → Ronaldo edit → finasteride → forum → dutasteride → Ronaldo edit → inspect hairline → 400 forum posts.


40k posts is especially insane because at this point the forum isn't a website to him—it's his postal address.


And calling himself Saint Casanova while spending his life researching hair medication is hilarious. Bro wasn't trying to become Casanova—he was trying to become Saint Norwood-2.

ChatGPT making Norwood jokes
Damn has LM got that normalised in today's society

 

[mlglocalfatkid]

ChatGPT making Norwood jokes
Damn has LM got that normalised in today's society

jfl