Using my asscrack to anchor my facepuller

[retard]

I have to angle my facepuller really high to stabilize it in my mouth, Newton’s law every force there’s an equal one in the opposite direction, meaning I get a big wrinkle on my nasion from the downwards force of my head strap

To solve this I put a hole in my underwear and put a shoelace through it and hooked it to the strap on my head to disperse some of the upwards force into my asscrack giving me a wedgie 24/7

J f l

 

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[Elias]

Its over

 

[GrayEyedBarrett]

Cope

 

[Elias]

Living up to your username

 

[retard]

Living up to your username

This is peak iq thinking nigga

if you aren’t wedgiemaxxing you aren’t even trying

 

[Elias]

This is peak iq thinking nigga

if you aren’t wedgiemaxxing you aren’t even trying

Send a pic in dms of what it looks like in the mirror

 

[Deleted member 245]

Imagine getting to a point where you unironically type something like this out

IT'S OVER!