Xangsane
Election day ruined by a spoiled patty
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What is the ideal body count to tell women? There are so many ways to go about it.
The first thing one can do in the beginning when looking at a body counts is to compare them with the number of fingers they have on each hand. As if you’re trying to measure your lover’s hands by how long they have, there is no way you can really get any sense of what the ideal numbers would be without doing something like that! If a person has nine fingers, then they can tell you how often their hand was bitten off.
This is an old theory that has been around for years but never quite been proven, but people seem to take to this idea as though it were new. I mean come on. If one has nine fingers and the other has only ten, it’s kind of obvious which one is going to win, isn’t it? They are both equally likely to lose!
