Vampires aka twilight is the biggest lookspill

[Jagged0]

Women are fine with you being thousands of years old and a blood thirsty mass murdering blood draining oversized bed bug monster as long as you’re good looking.
This pale emo looking guy in pounds of makeup had millions of fan girls who dreamed about him draining them fucking dry because he’s “hot”

you can be anything society deems wrong as long as you’re attractive

 

[Deleted member 14323]

I’m twilightmaxxing rn, I’m pale af. Wanna give me a medal?

 

[Jagged0]

I’m twilightmaxxing rn, I’m pale af. Wanna give me a medal?

Yes now let me bash your skull in I’ll give it to you as an imprint

 

[JosephGarrot123]

true, imagine if it was danny devito instead

 

[Deleted member 14323]

Yes now let me bash your skull in I’ll give it to you as an imprint

Doubt. By my judgement you wouldn’t. You have billie eillish as your avi, kind of weird ngl. A name like “jagged” too not very scary. Maybe you can bash my sisters skull if you tie her down thanks for coming to my self improvement convention speech!,,!

 

[Jagged0]

true, imagine if it was danny devito instead

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The movie would be banned in all countries for pedophila

 

[Basedprincess]

I’m twilightmaxxing rn, I’m pale af. Wanna give me a medal?

Proof?

 

[Deleted member 11057]

Bro this is just movie lol

 

[Enfant terrible]

Interview with a vampire
started this shit

 

[Deleted member 14323]

Proof?

this is me

 

[StrangerDanger]

We have Bella, a 17 year old girl.

And then there's Edward who is 117 years old, has a deep desire to suck blood out of her and breaks into her house in the middle of the night to watch her sleep.
And they fall in love which is supposed to be fine. Why?

Because he looks good.

The worst part of this series isn't that Bella has zero self esteem. It is the fact that the books glorify it.

Huge rants about feminism but when it comes down to influencing young females, let's just show how being submissive and easily manipulated gets you “love”, shall we?
Then our lovely protagonist decides to marry Edward and also willingly has his half vampire kid because all of that is obviously not inappropriate.

Don't even give me the “age is just a number” crap, okay? Had Edward been looking like the picture below, our docile, little Bella would be first one to scream beyond her wits.

Then enters Jacob, the werewolf who falls in love with Bella.

Just to check the saturation point of the readers' brains, Jacob finds his soulmate later on. Guess who it is?
*Drumrolls*
It is Bella and Edward's baby daughter!

And for some reason, that is okay too in that universe.

 

[BigBiceps]

In twilight movies that guy or his family didn't drink human blood tho. They fed on animals. They were like vegans of vampire world.

 

[Basedprincess]

this is me
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Chadstacy

 

[Deleted member 14323]

Chadstacy

thanks

 

[Deleted member 3612]

NGL I watched twilight and it wasn't that bad but upon rewatch it was braindead swill

been watching vampire diaries it's much better but still brain mush

 

[Basedprincess]

thanks

@cloUder only

 

[Deleted member 14323]

NGL I watched twilight and it wasn't that bad but upon rewatch it was braindead swill

been watching vampire diaries it's much better but still brain mush

you gay?

 

[Deleted member 1003]

 

[Deleted member 3612]

you gay?

what do you think

 

[bwrauycnee]

First twilight is a PSL autists dream fantasy. So many scenes of hunter eye squinting, standing around and influencing the environment by being the best looking dude around, mogging normie cucks, and most importantly being relentlessly thirsted for because of your PSL 7 face