Vampires are literally natural humans

[Deleted member 5189]

They like blood (which is good for you) and hate garlic (which is bad for you)

The only thing unnatural about them is that they don't like sunlight

 

[hebbewem]

They are immortal so they arent natutal humans

 

[Deleted member 15309]

They are immortal so they arent natutal humans

i love u

 

[n0rthface]

They are immortal so they arent natutal humans

Have you met any vampires?

 

[hebbewem]

Have you met any vampires?

No

 

[n0rthface]

No

There’s a legend in my town that vampires live in the local quarry, they have a nest deep in the mountains. Loads of teenagers go missing each year…

 

[Deleted member 5189]

There’s a legend in my town that vampires live in the local quarry, they have a nest deep in the mountains. Loads of teenagers go missing each year…

Ah yes sorry about that

 

[R@m@]

garlic isnt bad

 

[Deleted member 5189]

garlic isnt bad

Does it taste good? No. Do you literally cry from eating them? Yes.

How can it possibly be good for you if your body is literally telling you that it doesn't want to eat them

 

[PapaGremlin]

Does it taste good? No. Do you literally cry from eating them? Yes.

How can it possibly be good for you if your body is literally telling you that it doesn't want to eat them

It does taste good nd who cries from eating garlic?
I eat raw garlic cloves sometimes. U can also put them in pan while stir frying sth, gives nice aroma.
+ Crush them into burned tomato pulp w some mustard oil n salt you have ur own sauce.

 

[Deleted member 5189]

It does taste good nd who cries from eating garlic?
I eat raw garlic cloves sometimes. U can also put them in pan while stir frying sth, gives nice aroma.
+ Crush them into burned tomato pulp w some mustard oil n salt you have ur own sauce.

It's so healthy that you have to burn and destroy it before you eat it?

 

[PapaGremlin]

It's so healthy that you have to burn and destroy it before you eat it?

Who said anything about burning or destroying it. I said raw or stir fry

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Who said anything about burning or destroying it. I said raw or stir fry

Eat the whole thing

 

[braziliann13]

They like blood (which is good for you) and hate garlic (which is bad for you)

The only thing unnatural about them is that they don't like sunlight

They were inspired in neanderthals or proto-semites. ritualistic, cannibalistic and and nocturnal.

They used to fight cro-magnons, which were sun worshippers and the first recorded to domesticate wolves, sounds familiar?

 

[Deleted member 5189]

They were inspired in neanderthals or proto-semites. ritualistic, cannibalistic and and nocturnal.

They used to fight cro-magnons, which were sun worshippers and the first recorded to domesticate wolves, sounds familiar?

Wheres the proof that Neanderthals were nocturnal?

 

[braziliann13]

Wheres the proof that Neanderthals were nocturnal?

It's just a schizo theory, but here are some good evidences.

https://www.researchgate.net/publication/230817006_Were_Basal_Primates_Nocturnal_Evidence_From_Eye_and_Orbit_Shape

Big corneas and optical orbits (eye sockets) are common traits of nocturnal hunters. While eyes do not fossilise, orbits do, and even a cursory comparison between Neanderthal and human orbit size reveals Neanderthals orbits were substantially larger.

Also, they had larger visual cortex, which help process low-luminosity visual precepts.

In primates, the primary visual cortex is located in the occipital lobe. Significantly, the
pronounced posteriorly-directed projection of the occipital lobe is a ubiquitous feature of
Neanderthal cranial morphology. This ‘bunning’ is absent in the human skull, suggesting
that the Neanderthal bun may have evolved partially to accommodate an expanded visual
cortex.

The domestication of wolves by cro-magnons may also further add some weight to the theory, since they are very useful as nocturnal guard dogs, helping them against the cannibalistic, possibly night-adapted neanderthal.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Does it taste good? No. Do you literally cry from eating them? Yes.

How can it possibly be good for you if your body is literally telling you that it doesn't want to eat them

11 Proven Health Benefits of Garlic

This is a detailed article about garlic and its health benefits. Here are 11 ways that garlic can improve your health, supported by science.

www.healthline.com

 

[braziliann13]

11 Proven Health Benefits of Garlic

This is a detailed article about garlic and its health benefits. Here are 11 ways that garlic can improve your health, supported by science.

www.healthline.com

imagine getting nutritional knowledge from zogged, plebeian, first google result sites.

 

[Deleted member 5189]

11 Proven Health Benefits of Garlic

This is a detailed article about garlic and its health benefits. Here are 11 ways that garlic can improve your health, supported by science.

www.healthline.com

Bruh this alone sums up that article

It's literally openly telling you that it ISNT highly nutritious. And remember the daily value is way below what it should be since the average person is so unhealthy and 0% of people eat their natural diet. By the time you've eaten a full garlic to supposedly get around 24% of DV you'd be brain damaged and there's zero proof that humans are even capable of digesting those nutrients from garlic.


Garlic kills brain cells
https://www.isical.ac.in › onionPDF

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

There’s a legend in my town that vampires live in the local quarry, they have a nest deep in the mountains. Loads of teenagers go missing each year…

Dark triad pakis are taking little British teens and selling them for bank. That’s the truth but the faggots if your town police department are too pissy to tell you the truth. Go there and slaughter the non whites and see how quickly these “missing kids” cases drop