Vegan meats are a JOKE

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"Vegan meat"

I thought vegans dont eat meat

So why are u faggots trying to imitate meat?

Like srsly, IF YOU CAN'T EAT MEAT AS A VEGAN, THEN WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO IMITATE MEAT? BECAUSE YOU WANT IT SO BAD RIGHT. THEN GO AND EAT MEAT JFL

The protein, and macronutrients in the vegan meat are not bioavailable, meaning you don't absorb any of that shit

Also there was a dude who made vegan pork hamburger from fucking banana skin. He basically peeled the banana, took the skin and drowned the shit out of it in 20 fucking spices and then cooked it and put it in peasant buns. He also joked about them being peasant buns. Like he knows hes a peasant but eats it anyway like the retard he is. I'll send that vid if i find it later, it was top notch comedy

The ONLY ingredient in actual beef, just 1 ingredient: Meat

While the vegan meat has 96 fucking ingredients

 
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Ok?
 
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Carnivores do the same shit, I’ve seen recipes for carnivore bread and carnivore lasagna jfl
 
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Vegans are a joke
 
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Carnivores do the same shit, I’ve seen recipes for carnivore bread and carnivore lasagna jfl
Only retarded carnivores do that. They're normies
 
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dnr all the way. but for clarification, the human body craves meat, it’s nothing new. water.

vegans are usually vegans out of empathy, they’re vegans in attempt to be an example for others, they want to eventually convert everyone into veganism. you can almost call it like a protest. and they want this because they want animals to stop being killed.

but regardless, the human body still craves meat as it’s literally what we’re supposed to be eating anyway. so beyond meat (vegan “meat”) is a imitating to kill those cravings
 
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anything counts as long as it tastes good
 
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if you’re not gonna read the answers to your question, why ask to begin with? what a dork
because why would i read ur answer specifically? ur retarded so im not interested in the bullshit u type jfl
 
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because why would i read ur answer specifically? ur retarded so im not interested in the bullshit u type jfl
i’m the only person who even answered your question retard have some respect

no one’s interested in your random ass threads and yet i was good enough of a guy to provide you an answer

you should be on your knees apologizing
 
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i’m the only person who even answered your question retard have some respect

no one’s interested in your random ass threads and yet i was good enough of a guy to provide you an answer

you should be on your knees apologizing
TL;DR what is this long ahh reply
 
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vegans are usually vegans out of empathy
What does empathy have to do in here, a small part does it out of empathy

However, related to the topic, some things don't taste bad, some things suck
 
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"Vegan meat"

I thought vegans dont eat meat

So why are u faggots trying to imitate meat?

Like srsly, IF YOU CAN'T EAT MEAT AS A VEGAN, THEN WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO IMITATE MEAT? BECAUSE YOU WANT IT SO BAD RIGHT. THEN GO AND EAT MEAT JFL

The protein, and macronutrients in the vegan meat are not bioavailable, meaning you don't absorb any of that shit

Also there was a dude who made vegan pork hamburger from fucking banana skin. He basically peeled the banana, took the skin and drowned the shit out of it in 20 fucking spices and then cooked it and put it in peasant buns. He also joked about them being peasant buns. Like he knows hes a peasant but eats it anyway like the retard he is. I'll send that vid if i find it later, it was top notch comedy

The ONLY ingredient in actual beef, just 1 ingredient: Meat

While the vegan meat has 96 fucking ingredients


Why do you care

The more people fuck up their life with vegan stuff the better for you :forcedsmile:
 
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What does empathy have to do in here, a small part does it out of empathy
i say majority of them do it out of empathy honestly

there’s no benifits on becoming vegan, it’s self torture. it’s the only possible reason
 
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i say majority of them do it out of empathy honestly

there’s no benifits on becoming vegan, it’s self torture. it’s the only possible reason
Empathy has little to do with it
 
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Womp womp nigger I'ma still get me a beyond meat burger at A&W
 
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being vegan isnt about nutrients or anything else.

its about showing submission towards jewish control.

understand this difference. You are getting mad about vegans not caring about their health, but this is not what they do this for.
Vegans are desperate to show their submission towards jews. This is why they are vegan.
 
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in what part?

i don’t see why else they would do it so i need some elaboration
Often it's virtue signalling, like when you tell an ugly person that they need to get a haircut.
 
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what an obvious post
 
"Vegan meat"

I thought vegans dont eat meat

So why are u faggots trying to imitate meat?

Like srsly, IF YOU CAN'T EAT MEAT AS A VEGAN, THEN WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO IMITATE MEAT? BECAUSE YOU WANT IT SO BAD RIGHT. THEN GO AND EAT MEAT JFL

The protein, and macronutrients in the vegan meat are not bioavailable, meaning you don't absorb any of that shit

Also there was a dude who made vegan pork hamburger from fucking banana skin. He basically peeled the banana, took the skin and drowned the shit out of it in 20 fucking spices and then cooked it and put it in peasant buns. He also joked about them being peasant buns. Like he knows hes a peasant but eats it anyway like the retard he is. I'll send that vid if i find it later, it was top notch comedy

The ONLY ingredient in actual beef, just 1 ingredient: Meat

While the vegan meat has 96 fucking ingredients


Most of the vegans use something that resembles meat and crave it because they are B12 deficient jfl
 
Why can't they just call it something else. I hate dumb shit like vegan leather just say plastic
 
High meat diets lead to arterial plaque which leads to an early death. Even in Carnivores.

Vegans, Vegetarians, and Carnivores are all scientifically retarded.
 
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High meat diets lead to arterial plaque which leads to an early death. Even in Carnivores.

Vegans, Vegetarians, and Carnivores are all scientifically retarded.
What do you eat? Whatever?
 
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Fruits, Vegetables, Nuts, Meats. I listen to by body and go by cravings for how much to eat of each.
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